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bigtweettart4u
57 / female
Kansaas, Illinois, US
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Two Trees
Two Trees and a Woodpecker !!!
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but
here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot
tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best
piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.
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| July 14, 2011, 12:22 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Two Trees
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| July 14, 2011, 20:16 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Two Trees
Cute!!
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| July 14, 2011, 20:57 |
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