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Freensleazy rumor factory
I told him if nothing was circulating around, I'd make some up...
Free said his secret fetish is to be spatula spanked by a redneck, I told him I might be able to hook him up with a hillbilly and a fresh cut hickory switch, but no....it has to be a redneck with a spatula.
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| July 12, 2011, 12:19 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Freensleazy rumor factory
I heard he is pretty fussy... 
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| July 12, 2011, 13:31 |
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Re: Freensleazy rumor factory
And the spatula has to be purple!
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| July 12, 2011, 14:41 |
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Re: Re: Freensleazy rumor factory
QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 12, 2011, 14:41)And the spatula has to be purple!
That is just to weird! 
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| July 12, 2011, 14:46 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Freensleazy rumor factory
let me guess redneck with a mohawk?
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| July 12, 2011, 14:58 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Freensleazy rumor factory
I don't know to many rednecks but I know if you go into the area that has a 609 area code you can find a lot on "Piney's".
They are similar to the redneck. You will be able to spot them because. They are normally missing some teeth,they wear unbuttoned flannel shirts with Lynyrd Skynyrd or Molly Hatchet tour shirts underneath and yell "Freebird" a lot.
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| July 12, 2011, 15:57 |
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Re: Freensleazy rumor factory
That's nothing at all like the Midwest redneck, that's more like the standard Jeff Foxworthy sterotype.
Rednecks where I'm at don't like classic Rock, or even popular Country music, they have everything on thier Ipods, like Linkin Park, Eminem, 50 cent, lady GaGa, they are very updated on fashion, fashion trends, technology and pop culture. They have thier teeth, a diploma, speak well, have been taught proper manners and show respectful behavior towards others, but can find rowdy and fun ways to spend their spare time and blow off steam without weapons, vandalism or gangbanging. Usually spend their time maybe with an all night campfire party on the river bank (they always clean up thier own party mess) or mudrunning, rarely every drive a pick up truck otherwise, usually drive a small sporty thing with a sopisticated and loud sound system.
Free should explore his fetishes, like the time he hired a hooker to wear a bear suit, complete with pink lipgloss and a blond Dolly wig, while he suited up by rubber banding tree bark all over himself.
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| July 12, 2011, 16:49 |
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Re: Freensleazy rumor factory
I just happen to have a purple spatula at home. I don't know if I qualify for redneck status though. 
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| July 12, 2011, 16:58 |
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"Free should explore his fetishes, like the time he hired a hooker to wear a bear suit, complete with pink lipgloss and a blond Dolly wig, while he suited up by rubber banding tree bark all over himself."
Hahah - All I can add is I hope he doesn't have a latex allergy
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| July 12, 2011, 17:11 |
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I don't know about Free, rednecks, and purple spatulas; but there is the rumor going on about the big big cell phone deal he has just brokered. Something about a hefty percentage of royalties everytime someone downloads a "FREE" app from their local app store. LOL. Can you only imagine the apps he has in development? 
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| July 12, 2011, 17:24 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Probably has something to do with a "purple spactula".
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| July 12, 2011, 17:41 |
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Re: Freensleazy rumor factory
I keep trying to reassure Free that it is perfectly normal and private to order masturbation sleeves and pocket pussies online, but he's still embarrassed, so I guess he'll just continue to just bring home honeydew melons from the produce section and cut holes in 'em.
The cashier commented once about how much he must love Honeydew Melons, he buys them so often...
Yeah, he loves them alright....fruit molester.
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| July 12, 2011, 19:31 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 12, 2011, 19:31)I keep trying to reassure Free that it is perfectly normal and private to order masturbation sleeves and pocket pussies online, but he's still embarrassed, so I guess he'll just continue to just bring home honeydew melons from the produce section and cut holes in 'em.
The cashier commented once about how much he must love Honeydew Melons, he buys them so often...
Yeah, he loves them alright....fruit molester.
But it doesnt make me a bad person!
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| July 12, 2011, 19:35 |
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QUOTE (DarkShadow459 @ July 12, 2011, 17:24)I don't know about Free, rednecks, and purple spatulas; but there is the rumor going on about the big big cell phone deal he has just brokered. Something about a hefty percentage of royalties everytime someone downloads a "FREE" app from their local app store. LOL. Can you only imagine the apps he has in development?
Dark, that was supposed to be I secret. We havent signed the deal yet!
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| July 12, 2011, 19:37 |
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QUOTE (jessejames @ July 12, 2011, 17:11)"Free should explore his fetishes, like the time he hired a hooker to wear a bear suit, complete with pink lipgloss and a blond Dolly wig, while he suited up by rubber banding tree bark all over himself."
Hahah - All I can add is I hope he doesn't have a latex allergy
No, no allergies JJ, but what I didnt know was that the bark was loaded with fire ants. now that wasnt very pleasant at all. And I have the scars to prove it!
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| July 12, 2011, 19:48 |
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Re: Freensleazy rumor factory
Now why does everyone seem to think that theres something strange about a purple spatula? Needafuck has one!
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| July 12, 2011, 20:18 |
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(sigh) Geez, I'll explain it to you one more time.... she's a woman, women are soft, round, curvy and have cute puffy bits and parts which means we can pretty much do anything we want and it's hot, sexy but not strange.
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| July 12, 2011, 20:50 |
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kamarel
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Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 12, 2011, 16:49)That's nothing at all like the Midwest redneck, that's more like the standard Jeff Foxworthy sterotype.
Rednecks where I'm at don't like classic Rock, or even popular Country music, they have everything on thier Ipods, like Linkin Park, Eminem, 50 cent, lady GaGa, they are very updated on fashion, fashion trends, technology and pop culture. They have thier teeth, a diploma, speak well, have been taught proper manners and show respectful behavior towards others, but can find rowdy and fun ways to spend their spare time and blow off steam without weapons, vandalism or gangbanging. Usually spend their time maybe with an all night campfire party on the river bank (they always clean up thier own party mess) or mudrunning, rarely every drive a pick up truck otherwise, usually drive a small sporty thing with a sopisticated and loud sound system.
Free should explore his fetishes, like the time he hired a hooker to wear a bear suit, complete with pink lipgloss and a blond Dolly wig, while he suited up by rubber banding tree bark all over himself.
That wasn't a real bear?
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| July 12, 2011, 22:37 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 12, 2011, 20:50)(sigh) Geez, I'll explain it to you one more time.... she's a woman, women are soft, round, curvy and have cute puffy bits and parts which means we can pretty much do anything we want and it's hot, sexy but not strange.
Aaaah, the softness, scent and curves of the female body. So incredible and yet throughout history, the downfall of so many men. Theres nothing sexier than a beautiful woman with a purple spatula!
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| July 12, 2011, 23:17 |
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QUOTE (kamarel @ July 12, 2011, 22:37) QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 12, 2011, 16:49)That's nothing at all like the Midwest redneck, that's more like the standard Jeff Foxworthy sterotype.
Rednecks where I'm at don't like classic Rock, or even popular Country music, they have everything on thier Ipods, like Linkin Park, Eminem, 50 cent, lady GaGa, they are very updated on fashion, fashion trends, technology and pop culture. They have thier teeth, a diploma, speak well, have been taught proper manners and show respectful behavior towards others, but can find rowdy and fun ways to spend their spare time and blow off steam without weapons, vandalism or gangbanging. Usually spend their time maybe with an all night campfire party on the river bank (they always clean up thier own party mess) or mudrunning, rarely every drive a pick up truck otherwise, usually drive a small sporty thing with a sopisticated and loud sound system.
Free should explore his fetishes, like the time he hired a hooker to wear a bear suit, complete with pink lipgloss and a blond Dolly wig, while he suited up by rubber banding tree bark all over himself.
That wasn't a real bear?
What are you talkin about? Thats when you were in Buffalo and you got mad because you paid for your bear and she didnt show up!
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| July 12, 2011, 23:19 |
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newbie1011
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The Shore, New Jersey, US
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QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 12, 2011, 23:19) QUOTE (kamarel @ July 12, 2011, 22:37) QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 12, 2011, 16:49)That's nothing at all like the Midwest redneck, that's more like the standard Jeff Foxworthy sterotype.
Rednecks where I'm at don't like classic Rock, or even popular Country music, they have everything on thier Ipods, like Linkin Park, Eminem, 50 cent, lady GaGa, they are very updated on fashion, fashion trends, technology and pop culture. They have thier teeth, a diploma, speak well, have been taught proper manners and show respectful behavior towards others, but can find rowdy and fun ways to spend their spare time and blow off steam without weapons, vandalism or gangbanging. Usually spend their time maybe with an all night campfire party on the river bank (they always clean up thier own party mess) or mudrunning, rarely every drive a pick up truck otherwise, usually drive a small sporty thing with a sopisticated and loud sound system.
Free should explore his fetishes, like the time he hired a hooker to wear a bear suit, complete with pink lipgloss and a blond Dolly wig, while he suited up by rubber banding tree bark all over himself.
That wasn't a real bear?
What are you talkin about? Thats when you were in Buffalo and you got mad because you paid for your bear and she didnt show up!
HEY! Watch it buster! Now you're messin with my man!!!! Do you really want to go there? Are you that brave? Besides, I happen to know what his likes are and BEARS are not one of them. As for spatulas,he can do a few things with a spatula that are kinda fun.He is also really good with a silicone basting brush.I'll just leave it at that.....Damn, now I wont be able to sleep because I'll be thinking about that all night.
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| July 13, 2011, 05:43 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 12, 2011, 20:50)(sigh) Geez, I'll explain it to you one more time.... she's a woman, women are soft, round, curvy and have cute puffy bits and parts which means we can pretty much do anything we want and it's hot, sexy but not strange.
Ain't that the truth! And I'm thankful for it!
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| July 13, 2011, 12:09 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 12, 2011, 20:50)(sigh) Geez, I'll explain it to you one more time.... she's a woman, women are soft, round, curvy and have cute puffy bits and parts which means we can pretty much do anything we want and it's hot, sexy but not strange.
Wait a minute here. I've seen men that are soft  , round [sometimes too much]and have puffy bit. [those usually aren't a good thing]
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| July 13, 2011, 20:35 |
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I prefer the rumour that he is flying to the UK real soon to see my collection of spatulas through the ages....all colours/all sizes and all available for personal demonstrations
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| July 14, 2011, 20:05 |
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Ah yes, I've seen the "Archaeological History of Spatulas" ...on the History Channel I think.
You think his spatula fetish is weird, don't even ask him what he does with the bristle brush bottle washer.
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| July 15, 2011, 21:06 |
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QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 12, 2011, 20:18)Now why does everyone seem to think that theres something strange about a purple spatula? Needafuck has one!
I actually have a purple one, a red one, a blue, and a clear. They're all silicone and I'm not afraid to use them!
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| July 15, 2011, 21:57 |
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Yes it's true, Free has switched to a hands free device to make phone calls while driving, although I don't agree with him about it being safer than his regular cell phone since he's using the hands free device to call 900 sex lines, I mean, he still only has one hand on the sterring wheel.
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| July 17, 2011, 16:47 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
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Bendover, Florida, US
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All I know, I believe, I have a threesome beginning in Introductions with Chazzy, me, and a new member.
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| July 17, 2011, 18:48 |
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Re: Freensleazy rumor factory
Does everyone else know about his love of wearing pink silk thongs when he cams with a lady?
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| July 17, 2011, 21:39 |
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Re: Freensleazy rumor factory
hmm I heard he likes to wear gloves up to his elbows and he ties a silky ribbon around himself.
Oh and free.. remember to leave those shampoo bottles alone. Don't want to get stuck again!
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| July 18, 2011, 14:09 |
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Re: Freensleazy rumor factory
You guys are crazier than I am!
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| July 18, 2011, 14:13 |
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QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 18, 2011, 14:13)
That's not what you said when you asked me to cover you in whipped marshmallow and lick it all off whilst you sang "We all live in a yellow submarine!"
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| July 18, 2011, 14:22 |
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Re: Freensleazy rumor factory
Oh, I feel the love!
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sybianwatcher1
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Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Freensleazy rumor factory
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 12, 2011, 19:31)I keep trying to reassure Free that it is perfectly normal and private to order masturbation sleeves and pocket pussies online, but he's still embarrassed, so I guess he'll just continue to just bring home honeydew melons from the produce section and cut holes in 'em.
The cashier commented once about how much he must love Honeydew Melons, he buys them so often...
Yeah, he loves them alright....fruit molester.
THAT'S WHY...he asked me if I warmed up my honey dew melons in the microwave ? When I said "who the hell does that ? " It was met with awkward silence...
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| June 22, 2013, 20:02 |
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QUOTE (sybianwatcher1 @ June 22, 2013, 20:02) QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 12, 2011, 19:31)I keep trying to reassure Free that it is perfectly normal and private to order masturbation sleeves and pocket pussies online, but he's still embarrassed, so I guess he'll just continue to just bring home honeydew melons from the produce section and cut holes in 'em.
The cashier commented once about how much he must love Honeydew Melons, he buys them so often...
Yeah, he loves them alright....fruit molester.
THAT'S WHY...he asked me if I warmed up my honey dew melons in the microwave ? When I said "who the hell does that ? " It was met with awkward silence...
he has to use honeydew, he ain't got the size to make a watermelon whine...
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