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How do you guys.....
...manage to LIVE with those things???? An average of 11 erections a day?
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Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1
Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)
Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose
weight.
Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat
germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say that the
alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.
Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen after eating
asparagus is said to be the foulest. ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT
PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE. Examples:
oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown,
etc. drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun)
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate,
doughnuts, pumpkin pie (happy thanksgiving!)
Yes, the penis does shrink in cold water
It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood', a name for an a.m.
erection
Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he
doesn't have sex , is totally false
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| July 11, 2005, 05:28 |
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Re: How do you guys.....
Why don't you come out west and I'll demonstrate personally !!!!
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| July 11, 2005, 07:17 |
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Re: How do you guys.....
Well, start washing down the mangos with Corona and lime, and I'll grab a big bag of licorice and gas up the car.....
lessee...if I leave Missouri at 10:00 am, and travel west at 60 mph, how many erections will you have had by the time I get there???
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| July 11, 2005, 07:25 |
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Re: Re: How do you guys.....
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 11, 2005, 07:25)Well, start washing down the mangos with Corona and lime, and I'll grab a big bag of licorice and gas up the car.....
lessee...if I leave Missouri at 10:00 am, and travel west at 60 mph, how many erections will you have had by the time I get there???
Just 1...as soon as we know your headed this way it will be waiting for ya when you get here.. The wife is already breaking out the pudding...
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| July 11, 2005, 08:16 |
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Re: Re: Re: How do you guys.....
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ July 11, 2005, 08:16)
The wife is already breaking out the pudding...
....in a bowl or in the pool??? 
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| July 11, 2005, 13:03 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: How do you guys.....
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 11, 2005, 13:03) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ July 11, 2005, 08:16)
The wife is already breaking out the pudding...
....in a bowl or in the pool???
In the pond...but of course !!!!
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| July 11, 2005, 13:41 |
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xhibiton
52 / male
Louisville, Kentucky, US
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Re: How do you guys.....
But erections are fun.... :D
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| July 11, 2005, 14:05 |
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Re: Re: How do you guys.....
QUOTE (xhibiton @ July 11, 2005, 14:05)But erections are fun.... :D
Yeah, but 11 a day?? Don't ya'all hafta worry about 'em suddenely poppin up and gettin' caught, bent or broke off????
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| July 17, 2005, 12:23 |
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columbus17
59 / male
Memphis, Tennessee, US
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Re: Re: Re: How do you guys.....
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 17, 2005, 12:23) QUOTE (xhibiton @ July 11, 2005, 14:05)But erections are fun.... :D
Yeah, but 11 a day?? Don't ya'all hafta worry about 'em suddenely poppin up and gettin' caught, bent or broke off????
Not if there is a warm moist sheath available to protect them.
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| July 18, 2005, 12:14 |
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Re: Re: Re: How do you guys.....
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 17, 2005, 12:23) QUOTE (xhibiton @ July 11, 2005, 14:05)But erections are fun.... :D
Yeah, but 11 a day?? Don't ya'all hafta worry about 'em suddenely poppin up and gettin' caught, bent or broke off????
I was thinking more like getting it caught in your zipper...
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| July 18, 2005, 14:05 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: How do you guys.....
Yeah, but 11 a day?? Don't ya'all hafta worry about 'em suddenely poppin up and gettin' caught, bent or broke off????
We have to beat'em into submission  or find a willing, able ,female to take control of things    
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| July 31, 2005, 08:48 |
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pepper
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daytona, Florida, US
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Re: How do you guys.....
Pack up the camper, HardRock, I'm always ready willing and able!! 
  
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kinkdog69
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Coloma, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: How do you guys.....
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ July 31, 2005, 08:48)
I dont' know about beating them into submission, but finding a female like pepper to help would be the best way to go.
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| August 1, 2005, 08:37 |
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mph615
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Lockport, Illinois, US
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Re: How do you guys.....
11 a day? Let's see:
1. after I shower in the morning
2. after seeing my next door neighbor as she leaves 
3. when I get to work and pass one of the customer service reps
4. also at work when I see a co worker in my department. 
5. the girl behind the counter at Augustino's 
6. the woman I workout with every day (unfortunately not that kind of workout)
7. if I'm lucky my neighbor again in something less bussiness like. (oooooooh)
8. when I think of all of them as I goto bed.
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Nope couldnt come up with 11 but close.
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| August 2, 2005, 21:04 |
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Re: How do you guys.....
you forgot plainn old morning wood
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| August 3, 2005, 15:08 |
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Re: Re: How do you guys.....
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ August 3, 2005, 15:08)you forgot plainn old morning wood
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