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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Old Man
A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible
out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway,
he floored it to 100mph, enjoying the wind blowing through
what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M1, enjoying
pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his
rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the
elderly nutcase as he floored it to 120mph,then 130 then
140mph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing?
I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to
the side of the road and waited for the police car to
catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up
the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and
said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday
and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me
a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard
before,I'll let you go."
Pretty sure it is a repeat, but still cute.
The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and
replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman.
I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman
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| June 21, 2011, 04:00 |
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bigtweettart4u
57 / female
Kansaas, Illinois, US
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Re: Old Man
LMAO...
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| June 21, 2011, 04:04 |
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