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Did you ever wonder....?
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 columbus17
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 59 / male
 Memphis, Tennessee, US
Did you ever wonder....?
There was once a dentist that like to tell a joke or to to relax his patients. One day he was preparing to work on Miss Millie, a very staid old lady who always tensed up in the chair. As he snapped on his latex gloves, the poor little woman jumped. Wanting to put her mind at ease, he asked her, "Miss Millie, did you ever wonder how they made latex gloves?" Not waiting for a response, he told her, "The have these huge vats of liquid latex in China. Everyday, members of the Chinese populaton walk by and insert their hands. The latex dries very quickly when spread thinly. When the latex dries, the people merely peel off the gloves and drop them into bins for collection and size assortment." Miss Millie didn't even crack a smile. As he was preparing to delve into her mouth, she burst out in an uncontrolable laughter. "What is it Miss Millie?"

She brought herself under control and told the dentist, "I was just picturing how they made condoms."
 July 8, 2005, 09:37
 

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  QUOTE (columbus17 @ July 8, 2005, 09:37)

She brought herself under control and told the dentist, "I was just picturing how they made condoms."




I might just start a condom factory. I am pretty sure there is a market for this kind of "custom fit" condom.

 July 8, 2005, 13:28
 

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  QUOTE (kbateman @ July 8, 2005, 13:28)
  QUOTE (columbus17 @ July 8, 2005, 09:37)

She brought herself under control and told the dentist, "I was just picturing how they made condoms."




I might just start a condom factory. I am pretty sure there is a market for this kind of "custom fit" condom.



Let me know, I may be interested in purchasing some of your stock.
 July 8, 2005, 16:16
 

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um, HH you are the "medium."

so no insider stock allowed.
 July 8, 2005, 16:23
 

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  QUOTE (kbateman @ July 8, 2005, 16:23)
um, HH you are the "medium."

so no insider stock allowed.



Does this mean Im on the payrole?
 July 8, 2005, 16:30
 svedishchef
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 Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Re: Did you ever wonder....?
You know how horrifying it was to buy condoms and then find out they were too small? Nothing like fucking the only chance of action you'll get for a while.
 July 8, 2005, 16:36
 

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  QUOTE (kbateman @ July 8, 2005, 16:23)
um, HH you are the "medium."

so no insider stock allowed.



I think your little Hawtle would be great for putting some texture and a finnal crimp on the " medium".
 July 8, 2005, 16:42
 columbus17
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 Memphis, Tennessee, US
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  QUOTE (svedishchef @ July 8, 2005, 16:36)
You know how horrifying it was to buy condoms and then find out they were too small? Nothing like fucking the only chance of action you'll get for a while.


No, unfortunately I have never been that horrified.
 July 10, 2005, 14:09
 pepper
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 daytona, Florida, US
Re: Did you ever wonder....?
Ummm, what's a condom? have no experience with such a thing......

 July 10, 2005, 19:55
 

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  QUOTE (pepper @ July 10, 2005, 19:55)
Ummm, what's a condom? have no experience with such a thing......




that explains the ribbing going over your head.. BAD GIRL!!!
 July 10, 2005, 20:16
 columbus17
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 Memphis, Tennessee, US
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  QUOTE (pepper @ July 10, 2005, 19:55)
Ummm, what's a condom? have no experience with such a thing......



Water balloons.
 July 10, 2005, 20:19
 pepper
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 daytona, Florida, US
Re: Did you ever wonder....?
Columbus, I was laughing so hard, you made me spit my coffee out....what a waste of coffee!!!!
 July 11, 2005, 07:09
 columbus17
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 Memphis, Tennessee, US
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  QUOTE (pepper @ July 11, 2005, 07:09)
Columbus, I was laughing so hard, you made me spit my coffee out....what a waste of coffee!!!!

.......as long as coffee was the only thing you spit out, then all is okay!
 July 11, 2005, 16:37

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