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Best, Worst, Weirdest Advice From Your Father
Father's Day is coming up soon.
What's the best, worst, weirdest advice you've gotten from your father?
Any funny or strange sayings?
When my father got older, and he needed surgery for something or other more and more, he became a bit obsessed about me getting tested for everything. He still will nag at me "Are you getting a monogram every year? When did you get a monogram last? "
I never correct him and tell him it's a mammogram, it's just too cute that he says monogram instead.
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| June 14, 2011, 12:17 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Best, Worst, Weirdest Advice From Your Father
Not really advise, as I can't really remember much, as he passed at 39, when I was 11. But you know how kids are picky eaters, and could'nt have your pea's touching the mashed mashed potato's. He said "It all mix's up in your stomach". Now I am older and sarcastic, I could have come back with "No problem dad, go ahead and top that hamburger, with chocolote cake. All mix's in your stomach". Then, after I got out of the hospital, I'd have to think, "Maybe I should'nt have said that". Funny thing is, now I really do mix foods together, and yes, he was right, it mix's in your stomach too. 
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| June 14, 2011, 12:49 |
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I'm sure there was plenty of advice, but I dont remember it specifically. Some cool memories though, packing up a couple beers and going to a nearby clam stand to have a couple dozen clams on the half shell and a cold beer or 2. I used to love calling him at his office to see if he was available for lunch. Once I got beyond those stupid rebellious teen years, we really were pretty close friends. But sadly, he left us in 1985 at age 53.
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| June 14, 2011, 13:13 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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My dad was not all about rules. He joined the Merchant Marines so he wouldn't have to cut his hair. He could talk anybody into just about anything. He didn't mind takiing chances. He never called ahead for reservations, and a few times we showed up at our relative's houses without calling ahead.
" Marry a millionaire so you can take care of your Father"
"You're going off to girl's school"
" Your brother's here, get up a fix him a sandwich"
"Sometimes we eat hamburger, sometimes steak. Today we eat steak"
Last one, "Don't fight with your mother"
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| June 14, 2011, 13:52 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Best, Worst, Weirdest Advice From Your Father
Best, " Always be thankful for what we have. Many are not as lucky."
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| June 14, 2011, 17:07 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ June 14, 2011, 17:07)Best, " Always be thankful for what we have. Many are not as lucky."
Ditto that.
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| June 14, 2011, 17:24 |
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my dad always said "Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick" anytime someone said ouch.
whenever my brothers and sisters would always ask dad "how old are you?" he would always say "i'm as old as my tongue, and a little older than my teeth."...well i was about 8 yrs old, and i asked him that question, he gave me the usual answer...i am the smart ass of my family. i said "well, how old are your teeth then."
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| June 14, 2011, 22:49 |
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I remember back when my Dad had a bit of a temper, he wouldn't cuss, (at least never in front of his family)so when he was angry, really very angry at someone he called them S.O.B....I was probably in the fourth grade before I found out what that meant.
Anytime Dad had us kids in the car, and he could see roadkill up ahead, he would find something to point at and abrubtly shout "Wow kids, look at that!" It would just be a field, a barn, a house, but he just didn't want us to see dead dogs or a cute racoon bloated up.
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| June 15, 2011, 01:45 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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one of the funniest my dad gave me, was marry a girl with big boobs so she can feed ur babies good...lmao, so what did i do... i married a girl with boobs that looked like badmittin birdies...lmao
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| June 15, 2011, 02:21 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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The last post reminded me, my dad did tell me, "Son, if you want to be happy the rest of your life, never marry outside the family." Damned if he was't right. 
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| June 15, 2011, 02:41 |
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Dad use to always tell us if we wanted a particular job, to be relentless, to get up early every day and show up asking if they are hiring.
This at one time, way back, use to work....now, they just think your weird, obsessive, and crazy.
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| June 15, 2011, 12:38 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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"Don't scratch that bite"
"Put alcohol on it"
"Our we in a hurry (when driving)"
"Wash your hands. Wash your hands. Did you wash your hand?"
Last one, "Stand up straight"
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| June 16, 2011, 02:06 |
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Re: Best, Worst, Weirdest Advice From Your Father
never admit to getting lost, when you take a wrong turn. you're just taking the scenic route.
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| June 16, 2011, 03:43 |
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JenTX
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East, Texas, US
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If its worth doing do it right and some things are worth fighting for.
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| June 16, 2011, 05:17 |
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twizztedick
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deridder, Louisiana, US
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mine always said marry a ugly woman ! i ask why he said cause it hurts when a beautful one leaves you and you see her with some one else! i said well a ugly one can leave to . he said your right but she ugly so who cares 
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| June 17, 2011, 00:53 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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QUOTE (twizztedick @ June 17, 2011, 00:53)mine always said marry a ugly woman ! i ask why he said cause it hurts when a beautful one leaves you and you see her with some one else! i said well a ugly one can leave to . he said your right but she ugly so who cares
Ditto that. The old song line, "If you want to be happy the rest of your life, make an ugly woman your wife" (or your sister. Just threw that in for the hell of it)
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| June 17, 2011, 13:08 |
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Re: Best, Worst, Weirdest Advice From Your Father
i moved this over here for ya Pervman:
just a little  . But, my daddy once told me, "Son, if you want to be happy the rest of your life, never marry outside the family." May just be me, but looking back on it, he may of had something there! double . 
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| June 18, 2011, 04:00 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ June 18, 2011, 04:00)i moved this over here for ya Pervman:
just a little . But, my daddy once told me, "Son, if you want to be happy the rest of your life, never marry outside the family." May just be me, but looking back on it, he may of had something there! double .
Thx. Did'nt make a lot of sense where it was. Funny how it ended up there huh?
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| June 18, 2011, 12:10 |
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My Dad always told us to be true to our selves and always speak our minds, as I was a Daddy's girl I always did and do what I was told much to his horror at times but they r stories for another post  . For now I raise a glass of the black stuff to my Dad its my 1st Father's Day without him. For u Dad luv ya and miss ya x 
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| June 19, 2011, 00:01 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Dad may it clear to me, celebrities and the rich and famous, were not to be envied. That having TOO much money, while others suffer is a sin. Instead, he thought of Mother Teresa as a most courageous and honorable person. What she did for others, made her richer than all the rest.
Angel, I know you are missing your Dad this year. This will be year two without mine.
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| June 19, 2011, 00:56 |
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Re: Best, Worst, Weirdest Advice From Your Father
it's my 19th Father's Day with out dad. when i was younger, my a couple of my sisters, my brother, dad, and myself would play a rousing game of Yahtzee. dad always would say, "you never want to get a Yahtzee on ones, it's bad luck, and you'll lose every time." (of course it would always be right after he would roll the dice and get a Yahtzee..with five ones...and of course, he'd end up winning the game...) lol
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| June 19, 2011, 02:24 |
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Thornet
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derby, England, UK
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hey, I'm new and wanna chat. Any female wanna?
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| July 6, 2011, 16:10 |
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