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wecandou2
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dalton, Georgia, US
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priest needs extra money
the priest at the local church was trying to raise money, so he goes to town looking for ways to get money. a stranger tell him of this special donkey he has for 5 dollars. he tells the priest is as fast as any horse. the priest buys the donkey and enters it at the track. the donkey finishes in third. the next day the paper reads "PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS". the next day the donkey wins and the headline reads "PRIEST ASS OUT IN FRONT". the bishop hears this and calls the priest telling him that it is bad news for the church. the priest is told not to race the donkey any more. the next day the headline reads "bishop scratches priest ass". the bishop calls the priest telling him to do something with the donkey. the priest gives the donkey to a nun to take care of, and the headline reads "nun has best ass in town. this time the bishop tells the priest to get rid of the donkey before it kills him of embarrassment. so the nun is told to sell the donkey and the headline reads "nun sells her ass for ten dollars". the bishop is found dead of a heart attack the next day.
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| May 22, 2011, 15:20 |
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