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NRG4U
63 / male Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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The Secret
A lady went to the doctors office to inquire about a labia operation. The lips were so long her husband wouldn't touch her, she explained.The doctor told her the operation wasn't a difficult one, nor uncommon. But the lady insisted this operation be kept a secret, even to her husband, as it was so embarrassing. The doc assured her everything would be confidential. After the surgery the lady awoke & saw 3 red roses on her nightstand.Now being extremely upset, she demanded that the doc explain why he had not kept her secret. The doc assured her he told nobody. "Then where did the roses come from?" she asked?? One is from me for coming through the surgery with wonderful results, & one is from the nurse that assisted me, since she had the same operation. "Where did the 3rd rose come from " she demanded?? The doc told her, "Those are from the guy in room 113 who wanted to thank you for the new ears"
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May 21, 2011, 13:28 |
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Dutsji
64 / male Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: The Secret
Hope his ear is not dripping
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May 21, 2011, 21:38 |
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