hornybastd32
43 / male
Niskayuna, New York, US
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One wish
A man walks into a bar(yes, it's one of those), sets a sack down on the bar and orders a drink. As his drink arrives, the customer takes a tiny piano and a tiny stool out of his sack and sets them on the bar. Next the customer produces a tiny man, only a foot tall from the sack. The tiny man begins to play.
Amazed, the bartender asks the customer where he got the man and his piano at which point the man takes one last item out of the sack, a lamp(yes it's also one of those). He invites the bartender to rub the lamp which he does. Instantly a genie appears and shouts "One wish! You get one wish! Everybody gets one, what's your wish???"
"I wish I had a million bucks!" The man shouts back quickly and the genie claps his hands and vanishes back into the lamp. Then a duck walks in the front door. Then another duck, and another and then a flood of ducks, hundreds, thousands all come pouring in the door of the bar.
"Hey," says the bartender "I think your genie's a little hard of hearing!"
"Oh yeah?" says the customer "Do you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"
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