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National Masturbation Month
Prominently promoted by several websites that sell adult toys, May is National Masturbation Month, in case you didn't know.
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| May 17, 2011, 12:04 |
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Re: National Masturbation Month
You were on a mailing list and got the newsletter on this, right?
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| May 17, 2011, 12:19 |
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Re: National Masturbation Month
Well....um........  
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| May 17, 2011, 12:31 |
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Re: National Masturbation Month
It's already the 17th of the month, you were too "busy" to post this sooner?
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| May 17, 2011, 12:43 |
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Re: National Masturbation Month
Please see response above
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| May 17, 2011, 12:53 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: National Masturbation Month
Suppose I'm the poster boy.  
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| May 17, 2011, 12:53 |
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Re: Re: National Masturbation Month
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 17, 2011, 12:43)It's already the 17th of the month, you were too "busy" to post this sooner?
He had things in hand.
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| May 17, 2011, 14:16 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: National Masturbation Month
All the other months are just practice months?
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| May 17, 2011, 16:58 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: National Masturbation Month
I say practice makes perffct? Yuk, yuk, yuk. .  
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| May 17, 2011, 17:10 |
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Re: National Masturbation Month
Hmmmmmmm does this mean I get fined for masturbating in every other month????????????? I don't have that much money!!!!!!
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| May 17, 2011, 19:23 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: National Masturbation Month
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 17, 2011, 16:58)All the other months are just practice months?
Only if you need practice. Or are you going pro?
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| May 17, 2011, 21:52 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: National Masturbation Month
QUOTE (Josie34 @ May 17, 2011, 19:23)Hmmmmmmm does this mean I get fined for masturbating in every other month????????????? I don't have that much money!!!!!!
No one said the fines had to be paid in cash.
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| May 17, 2011, 21:54 |
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Re: Re: Re: National Masturbation Month
QUOTE (kamarel @ May 17, 2011, 21:54) QUOTE (Josie34 @ May 17, 2011, 19:23)Hmmmmmmm does this mean I get fined for masturbating in every other month????????????? I don't have that much money!!!!!!
No one said the fines had to be paid in cash.
Dude, you are smoothe!
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| May 17, 2011, 23:10 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: National Masturbation Month
I haven't the slightest what this is all about,totally in the dark.... 
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| May 18, 2011, 03:19 |
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Re: Re: National Masturbation Month
QUOTE (Grandelf @ May 18, 2011, 03:19)I haven't the slightest what this is all about,totally in the dark....
some times it's ok to leave the lights on...
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| May 18, 2011, 04:12 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: National Masturbation Month
Well I usually use this minors helmet I found at a garage sale...
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| May 18, 2011, 06:36 |
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Re: National Masturbation Month
oooh, be careful around those minors...
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| May 18, 2011, 06:43 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: National Masturbation Month
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 17, 2011, 23:10) QUOTE (kamarel @ May 17, 2011, 21:54) QUOTE (Josie34 @ May 17, 2011, 19:23)Hmmmmmmm does this mean I get fined for masturbating in every other month????????????? I don't have that much money!!!!!!
No one said the fines had to be paid in cash.
Dude, you are smoothe!
He is isn't he! Just that one line and I want to help him masturbate all night long...
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| May 18, 2011, 12:19 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: National Masturbation Month
QUOTE (kamarel @ May 17, 2011, 21:52) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 17, 2011, 16:58)All the other months are just practice months?
Only if you need practice. Or are you going pro?
I don't know if I'm ready for the pro circuit yet. You will have to watch me and let me know what you think. You might need to give me a couple of pointers as well.
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| May 19, 2011, 05:56 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: National Masturbation Month
QUOTE (Josie34 @ May 18, 2011, 12:19) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 17, 2011, 23:10) QUOTE (kamarel @ May 17, 2011, 21:54) QUOTE (Josie34 @ May 17, 2011, 19:23)Hmmmmmmm does this mean I get fined for masturbating in every other month????????????? I don't have that much money!!!!!!
No one said the fines had to be paid in cash.
Dude, you are smoothe!
He is isn't he! Just that one line and I want to help him masturbate all night long...
He can be a bit ruff when he wants to. I have a feeling you might help him masturbate a couple of times but then you would want a bit more. I know thats what happens with me. Again , when will we be picking you up at the airport? ( I figure if I ask enough she will just do it. I can be very persistent.)
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| May 19, 2011, 06:02 |
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JohnnyBeGood6511
59 / male
runnemede, New Jersey, US
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Re: National Masturbation Month
Man,I guess I have to start masturbating then I'M 19 days behind. 
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| May 19, 2011, 14:02 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: National Masturbation Month
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ May 19, 2011, 06:02) QUOTE (Josie34 @ May 18, 2011, 12:19) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 17, 2011, 23:10) QUOTE (kamarel @ May 17, 2011, 21:54) QUOTE (Josie34 @ May 17, 2011, 19:23)Hmmmmmmm does this mean I get fined for masturbating in every other month????????????? I don't have that much money!!!!!!
No one said the fines had to be paid in cash.
Dude, you are smoothe!
He is isn't he! Just that one line and I want to help him masturbate all night long...
He can be a bit ruff when he wants to. I have a feeling you might help him masturbate a couple of times but then you would want a bit more. I know thats what happens with me. Again , when will we be picking you up at the airport? ( I figure if I ask enough she will just do it. I can be very persistent.)
and one day trust me I will calling you for that list honey xxxx
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| May 19, 2011, 14:39 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: National Masturbation Month
A Lil Boy Asks His Mom If Its Bad To Have A Penis. She Says "No, Why Do You Ask?'"
He Says "Coz Dad's Sweating Like Mad In The Bathroom Trying To Pull His Off.
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| May 19, 2011, 15:59 |
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Re: Re: National Masturbation Month
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ May 19, 2011, 15:59)A Lil Boy Asks His Mom If Its Bad To Have A Penis. She Says "No, Why Do You Ask?'"
He Says "Coz Dad's Sweating Like Mad In The Bathroom Trying To Pull His Off.
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| May 19, 2011, 17:25 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: National Masturbation Month
I guess I did my part to help celebrate this month...
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