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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
Me? I'd buy a new butt. Mines got a big crack in the middle of it. What would you do with it (not my butt) a million dollars?  see?
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| April 27, 2011, 11:25 |
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Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
Pay off what I owe first. Maybe help a couple people I know. Then try and enjoy life.  [I'm really tired of working all the time]
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| April 27, 2011, 13:58 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
A million dollars? I'd try to find the best way to make that money grow, so I don't run out. Then I take my family on a vacation. See that my friends are taken care of, for sure!! Buy a little shack for near the beach, and then maybe a bigger home somewhere else. Mainly, take care of my friends. I would spend my last dollar on a gift or something they might need. I am also big on donating to causes and charities. Maybe have a big party for those on WN.
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| April 27, 2011, 15:35 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
QUOTE (OOMG @ April 27, 2011, 13:58)Pay off what I owe first. Maybe help a couple people I know. Then try and enjoy life. [I'm really tired of working all the time]
Oh, if all understood how early retirement sucks. For me anyway. I would love at times to just go to work, and come home. That's just what I do/did.
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| April 27, 2011, 15:38 |
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Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
i would donate a large chunk to cancer research. (that's after i buy my mom a house, and split a share with my 7 siblings.) and of course...NRG promised us we could use his house for a HUGE WN MEMBERS PARTY!!!!   
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| April 27, 2011, 20:29 |
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yepper12
73 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
Dam I would buy my 4 kids a home for each of them and invest the rest so not to run out them my kids would be ok when I kick it 
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| April 27, 2011, 21:10 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ April 27, 2011, 20:29)
May I bring my new butt to show off at the party?
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| April 27, 2011, 22:24 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
QUOTE (yepper12 @ April 27, 2011, 21:10)Dam I would buy my 4 kids a home for each of them and invest the rest so not to run out them my kids would be ok when I kick it
Will you adopt me? I don't take up much room, eat very little, and no clothing bill's. That's a gonga deal!
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| April 27, 2011, 22:28 |
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Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
It would almost be enough to pay off my Guitar Center bill
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| April 28, 2011, 11:05 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 28, 2011, 11:05)It would almost be enough to pay off my Guitar Center bill
I can help you out with that. Here's what you do: Since my guitar I had over 30 plus years was stolen, you send me one of yours, thats perveman, general delivery, Tucson. Only a million plus people here, but they all know me, so it'll get here. Just a Fender acuostical (sp), is fine, no amp, my band days have been over years ago. So, now you report it to the po-po as stolen. If insured, replace it with a new one. You win, I win, everbodys happy. Damn I'm a nice guy to help my brothers out. Ya, I'm just good like that. (did you happen to detect a little bull-shit?)
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| April 28, 2011, 11:26 |
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Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
Now why didnt I think of that?
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| April 28, 2011, 11:53 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 28, 2011, 11:53)Now why didnt I think of that?
Cause I'm the perve, and well.....others just are'nt. That's probably a good thing.  . Btw, make sure you write down the UPS tracking number.
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| April 28, 2011, 13:02 |
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Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
Hey now....do not leave a paper trail!!
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| April 28, 2011, 13:04 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 28, 2011, 13:04)Hey now....do not leave a paper trail!!
Good thinking! Hey free, just get out your communicator, contac Scotty on the Enterprise, and have him beam it to me, and then erase the GPS tracking. I knew there was a better way. Just takes an ole perve to figure out the most efficient way. Cool huh? Thx Chazz lady.  
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| April 28, 2011, 13:25 |
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Re: Re: Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
QUOTE (perveman @ April 28, 2011, 13:25) QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 28, 2011, 13:04)Hey now....do not leave a paper trail!!
Good thinking! Hey free, just get out your communicator, contac Scotty on the Enterprise, and have him beam it to me, and then erase the GPS tracking. I knew there was a better way. Just takes an ole perve to figure out the most efficient way. Cool huh? Thx Chazz lady.
Pervland must be such a happy place!
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| April 28, 2011, 14:29 |
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Re: Re: Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
QUOTE (perveman @ April 27, 2011, 22:24) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ April 27, 2011, 20:29) May I bring my new butt to show off at the party?
sure, but just don't expect me to look... 
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| April 28, 2011, 14:30 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
True. I'm a pretend person, in a make believe world, with a life that does'nt require my presence. Best expanation I can come up with. What can I say?  
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| April 28, 2011, 15:18 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ April 28, 2011, 14:30) QUOTE (perveman @ April 27, 2011, 22:24) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ April 27, 2011, 20:29) May I bring my new butt to show off at the party? sure, but just don't expect me to look...
i have a private lake for that party.... perve.. ur ass better not be so hairy it looks like Billy Gibbons of ZZ TOP...lmao
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| April 28, 2011, 18:56 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 28, 2011, 18:56) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ April 28, 2011, 14:30) QUOTE (perveman @ April 27, 2011, 22:24) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ April 27, 2011, 20:29) May I bring my new butt to show off at the party? sure, but just don't expect me to look...
i have a private lake for that party.... perve.. ur ass better not be so hairy it looks like Billy Gibbons of ZZ TOP...lmao
No. Smooth butt, but it's my ZZ nose hairs that may repell a few people. On the other hand though, my pubic area is bare. Is'nt Nebraska cold though? Tucson is ideal. Just stay in the shade, or inside w/air. That's the way I roll.
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| April 28, 2011, 20:29 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
QUOTE (perveman @ April 28, 2011, 20:29) QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 28, 2011, 18:56) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ April 28, 2011, 14:30) QUOTE (perveman @ April 27, 2011, 22:24) QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ April 27, 2011, 20:29) May I bring my new butt to show off at the party? sure, but just don't expect me to look...
i have a private lake for that party.... perve.. ur ass better not be so hairy it looks like Billy Gibbons of ZZ TOP...lmao No. Smooth butt, but it's my ZZ nose hairs that may repell a few people. On the other hand though, my pubic area is bare. Is'nt Nebraska cold though? Tucson is ideal. Just stay in the shade, or inside w/air. That's the way I roll.
If u look at a calendar, u might notice winter is over, i dont jump in the lake when its cold. I have a hot tub for that...lol
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| April 28, 2011, 20:47 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
Hope there's no naked people there, I am a bit on the shy side, and get embarrassed easily. (did I mention, I was the model for this icon critter?)
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| April 28, 2011, 21:19 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
Buy a couple dozen duplexes and retire as a landlord renting them out...
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| April 28, 2011, 22:40 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
i'd buy a mobile home so big u cudnt turn a corner in town, then id buy my own mountain to live on...lol
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| April 28, 2011, 22:52 |
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Re: Survey: What would you do with a million dollars?
hmmmm...give new meaning to when the ladies go to Mount NRG, huh?
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| April 28, 2011, 23:22 |
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