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Point Enhancement Sayings
There's thousands of them. Like:
He's as dumb as a box of rocks
She's so ugly, she could make a freight train take a dirt road
It was over faster than Grant took Richmond
He's so stupid, he couldnt pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel
I'm hornier than a two peckered billy goat
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| April 18, 2011, 17:32 |
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Re: Point Enhancement Sayings
QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 18, 2011, 17:32)There's thousands of them. Like:
He's as dumb as a box of rocks
She's so ugly, she could make a freight train take a dirt road
It was over faster than Grant took Richmond
He's so stupid, he couldnt pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel
I'm hornier than a two peckered billy goat
Wow, that woman is HOT, although she has a Butter face...
Is that what you are going for sleazy?
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| April 18, 2011, 17:57 |
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Re: Point Enhancement Sayings
Sure! What ever kinda comparison saying you use to emphasize your point. There really is no right or wrong on this one
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| April 18, 2011, 18:09 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Point Enhancement Sayings
He's as much use as a chocolate teapot.
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| April 18, 2011, 18:20 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Point Enhancement Sayings
I'm so broke, I can't afford to pay attention.
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| April 18, 2011, 21:09 |
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Re: Re: Point Enhancement Sayings
QUOTE (kamarel @ April 18, 2011, 21:09)I'm so broke, I can't afford to pay attention.
Love that one! I use it all the time!
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| April 18, 2011, 23:07 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Point Enhancement Sayings
You're half a bubble off plumb
you're about as sharp as a marble
they couldnt afford a football dummy in your school could they
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| April 18, 2011, 23:51 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: Point Enhancement Sayings
"This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person."
"I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works"
"As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"
"He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
"You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant."
"Go on. Add some variety to your sex life... Use the other hand!"
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| April 20, 2011, 05:29 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Point Enhancement Sayings
This thread is about as useless as, "Titties on a fish"...  (It's not really. I'm just using it in a sentence) 
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| April 20, 2011, 23:02 |
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