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Chatter
How about some nonsense?
I know how easy it is to go completely off topic on a topic or a game, nuttin' wrong with a few new topics that are off topic to start with....just post a thought, and well...we'll take it from there....
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| April 3, 2011, 14:27 |
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...unless you want your topic to stay on topic, then just say "stay on topic please" but everything I've posted as a new topic today is open....ya know, sometimes when a topic starts to go off topic, a new topic is hatched, I would say a new topic is born, but that's too cliche and yes, I am babbling deliberating, cuz I"m in a mood..
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| April 3, 2011, 14:49 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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hahahaah, nonsense ehhh... well I'm thinking about how lazy the ancient Egyptians were, i mean, NOBODY builds a triangle shaped building like the pyramids, see, i think the initial plan was for a great big square building, but every shift did a lil bit less, finally the last shift come along & said.. Fuck it, drop a rock on top & lets call it good.....lmao 
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| April 3, 2011, 14:49 |
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I'd like to know why water feels wet if anyone has the answer?
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| April 3, 2011, 14:55 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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are birds scared of heights...lol
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| April 3, 2011, 15:00 |
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Ha! Just googled that Josie! Lots of results, I'm going with surface tension thingy....
NRG,  that's funny, sounds like something Karl Pilkington would say!
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| April 3, 2011, 15:07 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Have you noticed how everything you sit on feels like knickers - unless you go commando, of course...
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| April 3, 2011, 16:03 |
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Does a tree falling in a wood make a sound if no-one is around to hear it?
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| April 3, 2011, 17:00 |
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QUOTE (wandering5tar @ April 3, 2011, 16:03)Have you noticed how everything you sit on feels like knickers - unless you go commando, of course...
I go with commando's....is that the samt thing?
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| April 3, 2011, 17:00 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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i call it free ballin...lol
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| April 3, 2011, 17:21 |
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.....and why does my underwear always ride up my butt? I hate standing in a checkout line when it does that!
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| April 3, 2011, 17:43 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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josie, we were camping in the woods in up of michigan and we heard the tree fall over , not only did we hear it we felt it hit the ground next to our tent, shook the ground hit with a thud... it was close and we just packed up the next morning, might of been of been a beaver fall.
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| April 3, 2011, 18:54 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Do clowns all go to another clowns funeral together by loading into one very small car?
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| April 3, 2011, 18:55 |
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QUOTE (Grandelf @ April 3, 2011, 18:55)Do clowns all go to another clowns funeral together by loading into one very small car?
I have always wondered that myself!
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| April 3, 2011, 18:58 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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If someone shoots a mime, should they use a silencer?
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| April 3, 2011, 19:00 |
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No, they would just mimic using a gun!
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| April 3, 2011, 19:12 |
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I think the Charlie Sheen merchandise like T-shirts, coffee mugs, and bumperstickers although might be considered "collectable" won't ever have much value because of the mass production of them.
That I understand, but all the Charlie Sheen tattoos? Ya can't ebay that off....
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| April 4, 2011, 13:09 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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QUOTE (Grandelf @ April 3, 2011, 19:00)If someone shoots a mime, should they use a silencer?
Don't know about that, but they should certainly get a medal!
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| April 4, 2011, 13:41 |
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QUOTE (wandering5tar @ April 4, 2011, 13:41) QUOTE (Grandelf @ April 3, 2011, 19:00)If someone shoots a mime, should they use a silencer?
Don't know about that, but they should certainly get a medal!
(laughing) Typical 5tar post, wryly, dryly hysterical!
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| April 4, 2011, 13:53 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
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| April 4, 2011, 19:15 |
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Is there another word for synonym?
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| April 4, 2011, 19:37 |
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?
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| April 4, 2011, 21:23 |
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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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| April 5, 2011, 00:34 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Hi, I'm Chandler Bing. Can I be wearing anymore clothes?
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| April 5, 2011, 00:42 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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why is there a pair of panties but only one bra
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| April 5, 2011, 02:30 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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why are mens undies called briefs when they are genrally larger than womens undies
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| April 5, 2011, 02:30 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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If you tell a Milk Cow a really, I mean really funny joke, can you get it laughing so hard milk comes out her nose?
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| April 5, 2011, 04:44 |
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QUOTE (NRG4U @ April 5, 2011, 02:30)why are mens undies called briefs when they are genrally larger than womens undies
that's cuz they are only on for a breif moment....
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| April 5, 2011, 05:33 |
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| April 5, 2011, 12:43 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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| April 5, 2011, 23:42 |
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Hey, I'm just saying....if you're gonna venture out to the pasture with such a herd of dangerous animals...I hope the joke is really, really funny....
I was jokin' with ya, ya goose!
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| April 6, 2011, 11:58 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 6, 2011, 11:58)Hey, I'm just saying....if you're gonna venture out to the pasture with such a herd of dangerous animals...I hope the joke is really, really funny....
I was jokin' with ya, ya goose!
HONK!! I was born on a farm with cows and gooses, lol...got stepped on once...but hey people find danger getting the mail I suppose, and I never said a herd, I said a cow...we had one milk cow as our farm was mostly just to feed the fam damily....alas not all my jokes are funny though I must add some are time released! Often people will awaken at say 3 am and start guffawing. 
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| April 6, 2011, 13:09 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Speaking about living on a farm...Farms leave me with more questions than answers like;
When yogurt goes bad, how can you tell?
And what is up with sour-cream?
Do you think the first person who found where an egg came from actually thought,"Hey, look what came out of that chicken's butt...Let's eat it!"?
Do you think when the first person sampled milk from a cow, he/she sampled another liquids from other animals before deciding on the cow?
and finally, do you honestly think hemp farmers aren't smoking a little of what they are producing?...   
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| April 6, 2011, 23:23 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Answer one: The only way to tell if yogurt is bad is if you open the fridge and it has a gun on the butter or something.
Two: Sour Cream is a food in denial.
Three: I haven't a clue
Four: They might have sampled, or did someone look at the cow and udder, "Hey I wunder iffen we wuz ta suck on one of them dangly thangs anything would come out?"....but really hard tellin.
Five: Yes!, But if you were to ask them they'd begin to answer, stop..and say.."Wait, what were we talking about again?"..
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| April 7, 2011, 00:14 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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QUOTE (Grandelf @ April 7, 2011, 00:14)Answer one: The only way to tell if yogurt is bad is if you open the fridge and it has a gun on the butter or something.
Two: Sour Cream is a food in denial.
Three: I haven't a clue
Four: They might have sampled, or did someone look at the cow and udder, "Hey I wunder iffen we wuz ta suck on one of them dangly thangs anything would come out?"....but really hard tellin.
Five: Yes!, But if you were to ask them they'd begin to answer, stop..and say.."Wait, what were we talking about again?"..
P.S. ~ I believe I've mentioned this but yogurt says on the label, "Active Cultures"...I was taught that active means it's moving....If I have to chase my food around with a spoon, I would think it's probably not the best idea. Plus is might be packin anyway.... 
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| April 7, 2011, 00:17 |
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I was watching "The Waltons" old re-runs on the Halmark Channel yesterday, and this occurred to me.
If you put up a photo of Ralph Waite from his Walton years along side one of these computer age progression photos of Justin Bieber, they would be nearly identical I think...
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| April 8, 2011, 12:05 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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| April 8, 2011, 12:59 |
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If a sperm whale swallowed a seaman, would it be penalized?
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| April 8, 2011, 13:23 |
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stevanos
65 / male
A place in Bendover, British Columbia, Canada
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QUOTE (hippyguy50 @ April 3, 2011, 17:43).....and why does my underwear always ride up my butt? I hate standing in a checkout line when it does that!
Maybe you should stop wearing your partner's thong... lol
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| April 8, 2011, 15:46 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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QUOTE (Grandelf @ April 5, 2011, 04:44)If you tell a Milk Cow a really, I mean really funny joke, can you get it laughing so hard milk comes out her nose?
Would she churn her own butter?
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| April 9, 2011, 03:37 |
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Saw this bumper sticker in a photo site this morning....
"Ask your Doctor if medical advice from a Television commercial is right for you"
Ha! That's funny!
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| April 9, 2011, 13:35 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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My belief though not proven, YET is that packing peas are probably better tasting than rice cakes. I also believe if you toss a rice cake in the air, it just keeps going up.
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| April 11, 2011, 18:35 |
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rice cakes are the leading cause of Global Warming...(in my own opinion)
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| April 11, 2011, 23:28 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Well I just told myself a joke I've never heard before
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| April 12, 2011, 01:26 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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"Lead me not into temptation, for I can find the way myself."
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| April 12, 2011, 06:48 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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A George Carlin that I love ~ It's 79 degrees at the airport which is stupid as I don't know anyone that lives at the airport.
Or Steven Wright
"I intend to live forever, so far so good"...
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| April 18, 2011, 16:50 |
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I think this is Chris Rock's joke:
Every time theres a plane crash, they always look for the Black Box. Why dont they just make the planes outta the same shit they make the Black Boxes outta?
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| April 18, 2011, 17:08 |
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QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 8, 2011, 13:23)If a sperm whale swallowed a seaman, would it be penalized?
You are sickly amusing...
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| April 18, 2011, 17:19 |
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The real trouble with reality is there is no background music...without scary music, you cannot know when to cover your eyes before the bad part starts...
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| April 18, 2011, 17:25 |
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QUOTE (Julianna @ April 18, 2011, 17:19) QUOTE (freensleazy @ April 8, 2011, 13:23)If a sperm whale swallowed a seaman, would it be penalized?
You are sickly amusing...
Thank you very little
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| April 18, 2011, 17:27 |
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