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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Do The Math
THIS GUY KNOWS HIS MATH
He writes:
I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough so that he hung his arm out of the window and gave the woman the finger.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 4 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
dissatisfying or unrewarding.
That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Give her the finger? I don't think so.
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| March 29, 2011, 23:01 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Do The Math
DAMN! Now I'm afraid to leave the house!  
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| March 29, 2011, 23:08 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Do The Math
QUOTE (perveman @ March 29, 2011, 23:08)
I have that effect on men!
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| March 29, 2011, 23:51 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: Do The Math
But how many % of the woman show their tail at eastern ?
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| April 4, 2011, 12:41 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Do The Math
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| April 4, 2011, 17:16 |
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