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Why I'll never be a nudist
I'll never be a nudist cuz banana popsicles are messy and sticky and my cats shed allot.
Ewwwwww!
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| March 24, 2011, 19:11 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
me either cuz ive seen better lookin legs in a frozen food dept.lol
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| March 24, 2011, 22:17 |
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 24, 2011, 19:11)I'll never be a nudist cuz banana popsicles are messy and sticky and my cats shed allot.
Ewwwwww!
That could have been a bonus if it wasn't for the cats!!!!!
 
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| March 24, 2011, 22:21 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
QUOTE (hotbubblegum @ March 24, 2011, 22:21) QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 24, 2011, 19:11)I'll never be a nudist cuz banana popsicles are messy and sticky and my cats shed allot.
Ewwwwww!
That could have been a bonus if it wasn't for the cats!!!!!
I was thinking the same thing. LOL
Ma
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| March 25, 2011, 03:58 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
I would end up being the only one there. They would see this body and run away.
Ma
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| March 25, 2011, 04:00 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
i hear ya on cat hair lol... and ice cream bar aren't any better ya have to eat them fast too
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| March 25, 2011, 04:27 |
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Biqueen84
40 / female
Spokane, Washington, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
Me on the other hand would love to be a nudist i spend hours a day just been the way i feel the best nude there is a good feeling when you partner comes up behind you and has easy acsess to any part of you he or she wants to touch
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| March 25, 2011, 08:18 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
Ok, ok. Had to bait me, did'nt you? (chucle) Bet you did'nt think you'd hear from ME, huh? Oh, how wrong you are, O clothed ones, (chucle again). Here we go. Advantages of nudism: If not dressed, don't have to hurry up, and get that way, ever. Save on clothing expense; won't wear out, get damaged, or go out of style. Laundry expense; soap, water, electric, savings, not to mention time savings, so I can do what I do best,..nothing. Nudists, at least are supposed to be, very clean, and especially aware of hygene. Not saying other's are'nt. Skin breathe's, no tan lines, personal comfort, I.E. Doe's anyone go to bed (to sleep), with shoes on? Not comfortable, I always am. And always ready for a shower, or sex. We walk around with our naked face hanging out, and some of them need to be covered, can be obsene. Hey, admit it, you've seen me....er... I mean them. Heh, heh, heh. I am the anti-clothed. I said it, I meant it, and I am the perveman, and I approve this message.   So there!
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| March 25, 2011, 11:09 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
QUOTE (perveman @ March 25, 2011, 11:09)Ok, ok. Had to bait me, did'nt you? (chucle) Bet you did'nt think you'd hear from ME, huh? Oh, how wrong you are, O clothed ones, (chucle again). Here we go. Advantages of nudism: If not dressed, don't have to hurry up, and get that way, ever. Save on clothing expense; won't wear out, get damaged, or go out of style. Laundry expense; soap, water, electric, savings, not to mention time savings, so I can do what I do best,..nothing. Nudists, at least are supposed to be, very clean, and especially aware of hygene. Not saying other's are'nt. Skin breathe's, no tan lines, personal comfort, I.E. Doe's anyone go to bed (to sleep), with shoes on? Not comfortable, I always am. And always ready for a shower, or sex. We walk around with our naked face hanging out, and some of them need to be covered, can be obsene. Hey, admit it, you've seen me....er... I mean them. Heh, heh, heh. I am the anti-clothed. I said it, I meant it, and I am the perveman, and I approve this message. Oh, and the best thing about it, I don't have to look at myself, so I won't go blind, you will 
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| March 25, 2011, 11:24 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
Probably not a real good idea for either. After they saw me naked, they'd be laughing so hard.  
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| March 26, 2011, 00:10 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 26, 2011, 00:10)Probably not a real good idea for either. After they saw me naked, they'd be laughing so hard.
nothin like a group of women giggling & pointing to shoot down ur ego.... among other things...lol
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| March 26, 2011, 00:13 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
I know all too well. I drop my drawers, and even the field mice start to laugh. 
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| March 26, 2011, 02:47 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
back in the old days use to love being nude and still do i wear next to nothing, the wife say how can u sit around in your bvd's and im freezing, i use to skinny dip but no streaking lol. then i quit smoking gained some weight and old age and gravity took its effects.. the mrs on the other hand could never get her to go skinny dippin or nude sunbathing shes perty modest.. most likely from her creapy brothers and other idiots
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| March 26, 2011, 05:21 |
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wantubad2
54 / male
white creek, New York, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
The only reason I am not nude all the time is because it is to dam cold,n when he's cold he hides like a frightened turtle,not very attractive ,lol
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| March 26, 2011, 12:00 |
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
I'm still toting firewood, and feeding the woodstove, there's some places I'd rather not risk getting a splinter.
(Had a cactus I was carrying fall over into my clothed boob once, was pulling and finding tiny thorns forever!)
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| March 26, 2011, 14:30 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
QUOTE (wantubad2 @ March 26, 2011, 12:00) The only reason I am not nude all the time is because it is to dam cold,n when he's cold he hides like a frightened turtle,not very attractive ,lol
I can relate.. a few years ago i was camping in the colorado mountains, there was other campers 50 yrds away, so i decided to wait till dark to take a bath in the river... WTF was i thinkin, its melted ice that makes the river. That was the fastest bath i ever had,, about 5 seconds. I didnt think i would EVER see Mr. Winky again....lol
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| March 26, 2011, 14:56 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
the wife was watering plants and bumped the cactus i had to take her in she got a lump inside her elbow from it, the doc cut her open and out comes a 3/4 inch thorn that was in her arm , then it stuck me next it was a half inch deep in my finger when i pulled it i was like holy shit....
needless to say the cacti went to the burning barrel and i do like my cacti gardens
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| March 26, 2011, 16:57 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
i took a girlfriend camping once, she wasnt country like me, she went to pee in the woods, i shuda educated her on what poision ivy was....OOOPS
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| March 26, 2011, 17:22 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
QUOTE (NRG4U @ March 26, 2011, 17:22)i took a girlfriend camping once, she wasnt country like me, she went to pee in the woods, i shuda educated her on what poision ivy was....OOOPS
You wouldn"t do that, would you??? 
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| March 26, 2011, 17:26 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
QUOTE (funlovingpair @ March 26, 2011, 17:26) QUOTE (NRG4U @ March 26, 2011, 17:22)i took a girlfriend camping once, she wasnt country like me, she went to pee in the woods, i shuda educated her on what poision ivy was....OOOPS
You wouldn"t do that, would you???
not on purpose, it just never occured to me that she wud squat right in it...lol
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| March 26, 2011, 17:32 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
I say, nudity ROCKS! Should be a law against clothes, and heavy fine levied if you're caught dressed. Can we hear a  ?
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| March 26, 2011, 21:44 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
QUOTE (perveman @ March 26, 2011, 21:44)I say, nudity ROCKS! Should be a law against clothes, and heavy fine levied if you're caught dressed. Can we hear a ?
WHOOT WHOOT !!!! 
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| March 26, 2011, 22:41 |
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
I'll never be one because i get laughed at enough. 
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| March 26, 2011, 22:54 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ March 26, 2011, 22:41) QUOTE (perveman @ March 26, 2011, 21:44)I say, nudity ROCKS! Should be a law against clothes, and heavy fine levied if you're caught dressed. Can we hear a ?
WHOOT WHOOT !!!!
Fines should be doubled on this fave!  
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| March 26, 2011, 23:33 |
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Re: Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
QUOTE (NRG4U @ March 26, 2011, 17:22)i took a girlfriend camping once, she wasnt country like me, she went to pee in the woods, i shuda educated her on what poision ivy was....OOOPS
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| March 27, 2011, 01:45 |
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 24, 2011, 19:11)I'll never be a nudist cuz banana popsicles are messy and sticky and my cats shed allot.
Ewwwwww!
Good point. Most women opt to remove or reduce pussy fur, not add more
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| March 28, 2011, 12:29 |
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Re: Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 28, 2011, 12:29) QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 24, 2011, 19:11)I'll never be a nudist cuz banana popsicles are messy and sticky and my cats shed allot.
Ewwwwww!
Good point. Most women opt to remove or reduce pussy fur, not add more
And yet, you didn't mention gravity as a reason? I'm jusy sayin'
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| March 29, 2011, 03:07 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
if u read the post about my bath in the colo river, gravity wasnt the problem...lol
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| March 29, 2011, 03:14 |
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
Another reason....I don't care for the look of upholstery embossed skin.
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| March 30, 2011, 15:53 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
well around here, the chiggers are bad, specially when its a dry year, so i spray my yard & around my lil pond often. Those nasty critters make u itch & the only way to get em off u is a clorox bath
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| March 30, 2011, 15:58 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
Side note first to NRG: I wish I knew that about the chiggers when I had an entire boy scout troop infested with them after a camping trip. I was called to the school by the nurse she thought it was chicken pox but I knew my son wouldn't have them a 3rd time and the whole troop had the same thing just a day after camping.We used tweezers!And a lot of oatmeal baths.
OK Back on topic.If it was 26 years ago I would have been all for the nudest thing. Except for the cold weather issues. There is one other thing I would really miss. I love my boots! I like shoes but LOVE boots and I think it would be a bit strange to walk around naked with just boots on. Besides it's not 26 years ago and 3 pregnancy's and age take a toll. Don't think I would feel so confident these days.
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| March 30, 2011, 16:41 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ March 30, 2011, 16:41)Side note first to NRG: I wish I knew that about the chiggers when I had an entire boy scout troop infested with them after a camping trip. I was called to the school by the nurse she thought it was chicken pox but I knew my son wouldn't have them a 3rd time and the whole troop had the same thing just a day after camping.We used tweezers!And a lot of oatmeal baths.
OK Back on topic.If it was 26 years ago I would have been all for the nudest thing. Except for the cold weather issues. There is one other thing I would really miss. I love my boots! I like shoes but LOVE boots and I think it would be a bit strange to walk around naked with just boots on. Besides it's not 26 years ago and 3 pregnancy's and age take a toll. Don't think I would feel so confident these days.
no need to be ashamed, i have friends that skinny dip at my pond, we arent there to judge bodies, just have fun, they've all had kids too, & they have battle scars from kids
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| March 30, 2011, 17:47 |
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Re: Re: Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
QUOTE (NRG4U @ March 30, 2011, 17:47) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ March 30, 2011, 16:41)Side note first to NRG: I wish I knew that about the chiggers when I had an entire boy scout troop infested with them after a camping trip. I was called to the school by the nurse she thought it was chicken pox but I knew my son wouldn't have them a 3rd time and the whole troop had the same thing just a day after camping.We used tweezers!And a lot of oatmeal baths.
OK Back on topic.If it was 26 years ago I would have been all for the nudest thing. Except for the cold weather issues. There is one other thing I would really miss. I love my boots! I like shoes but LOVE boots and I think it would be a bit strange to walk around naked with just boots on. Besides it's not 26 years ago and 3 pregnancy's and age take a toll. Don't think I would feel so confident these days. no need to be ashamed, i have friends that skinny dip at my pond, we arent there to judge bodies, just have fun, they've all had kids too, & they have battle scars from kids
Hell I know NRG doesn't judge Newbs...he likes me after all lol
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| March 30, 2011, 17:54 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
Trust me I'm not ashamed of my body. I'm just mad at it at the moment.lol I don't really like the so called perfect body on others I like a more normal every day look but I tend to hold myself to a different standard. I guess most people do.
I was very athletic and felt much better in my younger pre-children, pre-accident days. I really miss that. I really enjoyed working out and the various sports I did. It really pisses me off that I am so limited now. That's really more the issue than anything I guess.
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| March 30, 2011, 17:59 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Why I'll never be a nudist
i understand, i work out on a Bow flex to keep my 6 pack tummy, i just cudnt stand it if i let myself get heavy.
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| March 30, 2011, 18:08 |
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