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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
I'm sorry, I couldn't pass this up.
5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
Medical experts reveal interesting facts that men and women will find educational -- and surprising.
No. 1: Your Penis Does Have a Mind of Its Own
You've probably noticed that your penis often does its own thing. You may remember times when it was completely inappropriate to have an erection; and yet you couldn't wish it away.
It's true that you have less command over your penis than body parts like your arms and legs. That's because the penis answers to a part of the nervous system that's not always under your conscious control. This is called the autonomic nervous system, which also regulates heart rate and blood pressure. Sexual arousal usually isn't voluntary.
No. 2: Your Penis May Be a 'Grower' or a 'Show-er'
Among men, there is no consistent relationship between the size of the flaccid penis and its full erect length.
No. 3: Your Penis Is Shaped Like a Boomerang
In an MRI picture, the penis looks distinctly boomerang-like, as noted by a French researcher who studied men and women having sex inside an MRI scanner.
No. 4: You Can Break Your Penis (OUCH!)
There is no "penis bone," but you can break your penis all the same. It's called penile fracture, and it's not a subtle injury. When it happens, there's "an audible pop or snap," Montague says. Then the penis turns black and blue. And there's terrible pain.
No. 5: Most Penises in the World Are Uncut
The United States has the highest proportion of males circumcised for non-religious reasons
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| March 23, 2011, 05:20 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
LOL.....Actually I did know almost all of them....The boomerang issue was something I was aware of, but didn't know it was universal. The grower or show-er issue brings to mind the episode of Seinfeld when George is seen naked by a good looking woman after getting out of the pool..shrinkage, he spends the rest of the episode trying to "explain" the size, or lack of to this woman. At the end Elaine asks Jerry, "You mean those things shrink?"...He says "Like a frightened turtle"...the BEST description I've ever heard!!! Elaine shrugs and says " I don't know how you guys walk around with them things"....yep, frightened turtle is not only the funniest but the best way to describe that issue!
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| March 23, 2011, 05:37 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
Wow! Did you "open a can of worms"(no pun intended). May just be me, not saying I'm unique, may just be age, or just used to all that other's may see or think, and involunteerily(sp) become erect. Of course, as a long time for real nudist, have been around many groups of nude people, and I seem to have the ability to overide any "mind" my dick may have, and know when an erection is appropriate. Break? Totally agree, and seriously, was with this one sister (not mine, and you know what I mean) I had to pull out, take an alternate, thought she was going to tear it off, NOT COMFORTABLE!IT HURT! Damn that girl moved like Tina Turner (just a little darker, and thicker, yuk, yuk). Great for dancing, but keep...it...out...of...bed, foq goodness sake! Correct, I can see how it can break, regardless. Great topic. 
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| March 23, 2011, 11:28 |
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Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
There was an episode of the Drew Carey Show where he had been in bed with Kate and got up to go get a "wrapper for the package". Hurrying to get back to the action, he tripped over his dog and fell forward. She asked if he was ok and he responded "Call an ambulance, I think I broke my penis!"
And all your mother ever told you was not to run with scissors!
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| March 23, 2011, 11:48 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2011, 11:48)There was an episode of the Drew Carey Show where he had been in bed with Kate and got up to go get a "wrapper for the package". Hurrying to get back to the action, he tripped over his dog and fell forward. She asked if he was ok and he responded "Call an ambulance, I think I broke my penis!"
And all your mother ever told you was not to run with scissors!
Yet another good one from the freester! Many 
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| March 23, 2011, 12:29 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
Just realized another thing about the breakage issue. Was using a sponge to clean. Was hard and breakable in it's dry state, when wet, not, ya see? So ladies, please be kind to our units, I'm begging you.  
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| March 23, 2011, 12:36 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
Oh, now I feel so much closer to you all.
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| March 23, 2011, 12:44 |
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Re: Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
QUOTE (Grandelf @ March 23, 2011, 05:37)LOL.....Actually I did know almost all of them....The boomerang issue was something I was aware of, but didn't know it was universal. The grower or show-er issue brings to mind the episode of Seinfeld when George is seen naked by a good looking woman after getting out of the pool..shrinkage, he spends the rest of the episode trying to "explain" the size, or lack of to this woman. At the end Elaine asks Jerry, "You mean those things shrink?"...He says "Like a frightened turtle"...the BEST description I've ever heard!!! Elaine shrugs and says " I don't know how you guys walk around with them things"....yep, frightened turtle is not only the funniest but the best way to describe that issue!
"I was in the pool!" One of the best episodes ever!
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| March 23, 2011, 12:51 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ March 23, 2011, 12:44)Oh, now I feel so much closer to you all.
   but, still have to
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| March 23, 2011, 12:52 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
 But I sure get a kick out of free and grandelf. Many yuk, yuks. You guys rock!
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| March 23, 2011, 12:56 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
LOL.....you feel so much closer to us all...Now THAT was a good one!! I applaud thee..
I cannot imagine breakage, totally believe it could happen and don't want to think of the pain...yikesville. I have had more than a few times have a lady raise up a little too much,back down and though it didn't hurt, I thought I might be signalling a left turn, lol. They, always "OMG I'm sorry!" Eh, never felt a thing, now...where wuz we?
Now back to laughing at the "Closer to you all" comment....oh ho ho ho ha aha ha ha, hee hee...
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| March 23, 2011, 14:16 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
QUOTE (Grandelf @ March 23, 2011, 14:16)LOL.....you feel so much closer to us all...Now THAT was a good one!! I applaud thee..
I cannot imagine breakage, totally believe it could happen and don't want to think of the pain...yikesville. I have had more than a few times have a lady raise up a little too much,back down and though it didn't hurt, I thought I might be signalling a left turn, lol. They, always "OMG I'm sorry!" Eh, never felt a thing, now...where wuz we?
Now back to laughing at the "Closer to you all" comment....oh ho ho ho ha aha ha ha, hee hee...
It was exactly the ole "up and down", AND back and forth, I was concerned about, that was fixin' to make me a soprano. She made up with that alternate though, BOY HOWDY!   That woman could do more tricks on a 6 inch tally-whacker, than a monkey could do on a 10ft grapevine.
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| March 23, 2011, 14:46 |
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Re: Re: Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
QUOTE (perveman @ March 23, 2011, 14:46)
...could do more tricks on a 6 inch tally-whacker, than a monkey could do on a 10ft grapevine.
There's a memorable quote
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| March 23, 2011, 15:45 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
This site should have a big sign up before entering. "No such thing as TO MUCH INFORMATION on this site"
I have learned things about people on here that I didn't know about people I spent years with. I've never met most of you but I know your penis size, your sexual secrets, your fears and fantasies and things I'm not quit sure how to label. lol
I also had to laugh when I read the part about showing and thought about that Seinfeld show also. But I bet many of you actually held your ever so sensitive penises when you read the part about breaking your penis. lol
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| March 23, 2011, 16:21 |
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Re: Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ March 23, 2011, 16:21)
But I bet many of you actually held your ever so sensitive penises when you read the part about breaking your penis. lol
Now how the hell did you see that?
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| March 23, 2011, 16:37 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Re: Re: Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2011, 16:37) QUOTE (newbie1011 @ March 23, 2011, 16:21)
But I bet many of you actually held your ever so sensitive penises when you read the part about breaking your penis. lol
Now how the hell did you see that?
Grabbing ones self in regards to a broken penis...is s surprise to you?? LOL
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| March 23, 2011, 18:56 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
something else I wanna know... just how much is the doctor sposed to cut off?? I think i got shorted...lol
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| March 23, 2011, 19:48 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
I have only one issue with that..."How in the world do two people have sex in an MRI Scanner?!" The thing is tight to say the least and people who move around only succeed in making the picture blurry!!!...Talk about sex in slow-motion?!...     
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| March 25, 2011, 02:21 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
Yes. Part 4 didnt read as funny as the rest. If i see on funniest home video's how a guy gets kicked in the balls, i almost feel it myself. Another universal feeling. One guy gets kicked in the balls and all (ALL) other guys feel it too.
And to hide the little turtle, when stepping out of a cold swimming pool, so many guys wear those big swimshorts. lol
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| March 25, 2011, 08:35 |
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Re: Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ March 25, 2011, 02:21)
..."How in the world do two people have sex in an MRI Scanner?!"
I have seen the MRI scans on TV, I think it was a show called something like "The Science of Sex" and they did have a couple in the scanner.
I don't recall how they managed it?
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| March 25, 2011, 12:18 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: 5 Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
Did you know, if we did'nt have one (wee-wee), fighting over the toilet seat would end. See, our units, to serve a purpose. 
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| March 25, 2011, 13:04 |
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