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Really?
Things that make you say "Really?"
When someone says "I hate funerals"
Geeeezzzz....really?
Gimme so more, I know you got 'em!
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| March 19, 2011, 00:46 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Really?
When, sight unseen, I tell people I'm a nudist. And they say....?....and go.
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| March 19, 2011, 01:16 |
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When I tell friends that I had a threesome with two ladies in their 20's.
Geeez!!! Really??
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| March 19, 2011, 01:26 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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I love when people say "I hate paying bills." Really? Because the rest of us love giving our money away.
Or "I hate being sick" Really? Everyone else loves feeling like crap.
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| March 19, 2011, 01:28 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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We need to make a profit.
No, Really? I thought we could give away stuff.
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| March 19, 2011, 11:58 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Really?
QUOTE (perveman @ March 19, 2011, 01:16)When, sight unseen, I tell people I'm a nudist. And they say....?....and go.
Quoting myself. That's sad. Ya think? Really? Very creative topic Chazz. This is going to be fun reading.
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| March 19, 2011, 12:48 |
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You're a nudist????? 
I'm shamelessly addicted to banana popsicles.
Everyone, all toghether now, shout it out...
Really?
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| March 19, 2011, 13:54 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 19, 2011, 13:54)
I'm shamelessly addicted to banana popsicles.
Everyone, all toghether now, shout it out...
Really?
Yeah, but do you eat them?
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| March 19, 2011, 20:20 |
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I eat them, I bite them, I take huge bites, and they are the double stick popsicles too, not the wussy ass singles .
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| March 19, 2011, 23:26 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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nicks, and intro lines
nick: wannagetlayed2day
intro: Looking for a willing girl with her legs spread
Really?
Isn't that kinda why we're here?
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| March 20, 2011, 02:26 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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I hear this when I tell someone, " I got fired.".. and they go REALLY, you?!?! ... Yep.
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| March 21, 2011, 22:28 |
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When I purchase a new kitchen electrical appliance like a toaster/can opener/coffee maker...they need to warn me not to use the item in the bathtub?
Really?
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| March 21, 2011, 23:04 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 21, 2011, 23:04)When I purchase a new kitchen electrical appliance like a toaster/can opener/coffee maker...they need to warn me not to use the item in the bathtub?
Really?
Oh come on...
Toast and coffee in the tub is a great way to spend Sunday morning.
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| March 21, 2011, 23:16 |
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QUOTE (kamarel @ March 21, 2011, 23:16) QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 21, 2011, 23:04)When I purchase a new kitchen electrical appliance like a toaster/can opener/coffee maker...they need to warn me not to use the item in the bathtub?
Really?
Oh come on...
Toast and coffee in the tub is a great way to spend Sunday morning.
Great way to heat up the water!!
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| March 22, 2011, 01:51 |
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the package of fresh chicken clearly states "Product must be fully cooked before consuming"...REALLY? you can't eat chicken medium rare? REALLY???
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| March 22, 2011, 02:45 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ March 22, 2011, 02:45)the package of fresh chicken clearly states "Product must be fully cooked before consuming"...REALLY? you can't eat chicken medium rare? REALLY???
I don't think they will do it often!
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| March 22, 2011, 02:54 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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I love when you order something like "Hot Chocolate" and the container(that happens to be a cup specifically designed for hot liquids) has a warning label "CAUTION CONTENTS MAY BE HOT"
Really?
I know if it isn't I would be pretty pissed being I didn't order chocolate milk.
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| March 22, 2011, 03:11 |
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QUOTE (newbie1011 @ March 22, 2011, 03:11)I love when you order something like "Hot Chocolate" and the container(that happens to be a cup specifically designed for hot liquids) has a warning label "CAUTION CONTENTS MAY BE HOT"
Really?
I know if it isn't I would be pretty pissed being I didn't order chocolate milk.
they only did that because some dumb lady spilled hot coffee on her lap in the drive-thru, and sued McDonald's and won a million dollars...REALLY??
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| March 22, 2011, 03:35 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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On shortening in a can it says on the back, "Not intended to be used as a spread"....REALLY?.......Well there went my plans for one great sammich!
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| March 22, 2011, 05:33 |
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There are people that cannot get through a 45 minute funeral service without texting?
Really??
(I guess she thought no one would notice, then she dropped the phone)
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| March 23, 2011, 11:54 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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I am of the Frisbeetarian faith... which is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
REALLY?
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| March 23, 2011, 19:10 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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OK I am going to type this with a admission that I do this ever day with out fail to all of my kids and my mother did and still does to me. (I'm just glad my kids don't come on this site)
When my kids are going out I always say "Buckle up and be careful"
The response graduated from "Really?" To "No mom, I'm going to leave my seat-belt off, get drunk while driving and smoking pot,while I drive past the police station!" My daughter adds something about having sex as well to really piss me off.
I know I am not the only person that says this to their children so stop laughing at me!
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| March 23, 2011, 19:21 |
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QUOTE (newbie1011 @ March 23, 2011, 19:21)OK I am going to type this with a admission that I do this ever day with out fail to all of my kids and my mother did and still does to me. (I'm just glad my kids don't come on this site)
When my kids are going out I always say "Buckle up and be careful"
The response graduated from "Really?" To "No mom, I'm going to leave my seat-belt off, get drunk while driving and smoking pot,while I drive past the police station!" My daughter adds something about having sex as well to really piss me off.
I know I am not the only person that says this to their children so stop laughing at me!
I've never said that, so I guess I get a free pass to laugh at you? It wouldnt be the first time!
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| March 23, 2011, 19:26 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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You're a man it's different. You never get a free pass. I would miss picking on you.
Maybe you can laugh at that a little bit but only if I get to say how pretty your lips look and I know a great shade of lip-gloss that would look great on them. Come on those are women's lips! But Josie was right when she said they are the perfect shape for sucking on a nipple. I have to admit I never thought of that. lol
So are those really your lips? Really?
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| March 23, 2011, 19:35 |
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LAUGHING!!!!!!
Yes My Dear, those are my lips!
REALLY!!
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| March 23, 2011, 19:40 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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QUOTE (freensleazy @ March 23, 2011, 19:40)LAUGHING!!!!!!
Yes My Dear, those are my lips!
REALLY!!
And one sweet new microphone too.... 
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| March 23, 2011, 20:15 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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OK You two, keep this up and I'll get you a room. lol
Musicians....they are all alike!
Don't ever make fun of me and Josie you guys are so much worse.lol
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| March 23, 2011, 22:37 |
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QUOTE (newbie1011 @ March 23, 2011, 22:37)OK You two, keep this up and I'll get you a room. lol
Musicians....they are all alike!
Don't ever make fun of me and Josie you guys are so much worse.lol
If we had a room, you guys would be running in and dancing!Happy Day After Your Birthday! Have a great trip too! (See? I can be nice!)
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| March 24, 2011, 02:20 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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Did you not know that this is "Be nice to gypsy musicians week?".....C'mon!
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| March 24, 2011, 05:29 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Thank you Free.Now I guess I better finish packing.Leaving for the airport in about 2 hours.lol
As far as I'm concerned it's always be nice to musicians week. Can't even imagine the world without them.
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| March 24, 2011, 10:06 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Headline from a few days ago
Tween Brands to limit toxic cadmium in its jewelry
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| March 24, 2011, 11:13 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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And another.
Leonard Green firm considering offer for BJ's
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| March 24, 2011, 11:15 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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I take the aluminum seal off the Nestlie's coffee creamer, and printed on it, say's "Shake well". Would'nt it look stupid me standing there shaking? Even dumber, after removing the seal, shake it, and throw it away. What purpose doe's that serve? Oh, what doe's it all mean? Shake well,... REALLY?
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| March 25, 2011, 12:29 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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I saw this in the check out lane at the store
"Two headed Man sings in stereo.....really?
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| April 10, 2011, 08:30 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Really?
Elementary school student video's police officer pepper spraying a squirrel. I ask why? I mean damn, why didn't he just take his gun out and shoot him in the leg?
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| April 10, 2011, 15:56 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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I have 2 answers to that.
Either his aim is poor or discharging a firearm w/o being in great bodily danger is against regulations.
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| April 10, 2011, 16:03 |
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QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ April 10, 2011, 15:56)
Elementary school student video's police officer pepper spraying a squirrel. I ask why? I mean damn, why didn't he just take his gun out and shoot him in the leg?
He had to subdue it so he could get those little hand cuffs on it....
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| April 10, 2011, 16:33 |
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Grandelf
64 / male
Northern, Michigan, US
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I am not sure but the only thing I can imagine that bicycle cops do when they make an arrest is say "Okay, get in the basket".....really?
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| April 12, 2011, 06:58 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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26 year old man from Rome, Ga arrested for having the initials "DB" (daddy's boy) tattooed on his son's shoulder. His son is 3 years old, and it was done in a trailer. The father said he was drunk, and did not remember. Good news, he has lost custody of the child.
Sorry, there is no icon of someone being shot!
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| April 12, 2011, 07:06 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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2 planes crash at NY Kennedy Airport.
"This wasn't just two airplanes bumping together. The Air France plane really creamed the regional jet," said Bill Voss, president of the Flight Safety Foundation, an industry funded group that promotes global aviation safety. "This is not something that happens every day. This is not normal."
Really?
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| April 12, 2011, 23:40 |
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when ABC runs promo spots for shows on their network....
ABC'S Grey's Anatomy...only on ABC. REALLY? not on NBC or CBS?
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| April 13, 2011, 04:02 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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thats like Motels that offer free NBC & ABC...lmao
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| April 13, 2011, 04:25 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Really?
More news.
Train Leaks Hydrochloric Acid Near Denver
...Emergency crews unhitched the leaking car from the train because another car in the train was carrying a chemical that could cause problems if it came in contact with the acid, he said.
As if leaking acid wasn't a problem on its own.
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More than 7 million candles recalled for fire risk
Hmm. Isn't holding a flame kinda the point of a candle?
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| April 21, 2011, 21:21 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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walked into the doctors office to day , my big toes was red and swellen,so they wanted to give me two shots and peel my nail off like the shell on a shrimp ....im like really?.....i dont think so.....
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| April 21, 2011, 23:21 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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I love to pay lots and lots of tax.
Reallyyyyyyyyyy ??????
Yes, means i earn tons of money.
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| April 22, 2011, 06:39 |
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QUOTE (perveman @ March 19, 2011, 12:48) QUOTE (perveman @ March 19, 2011, 01:16)When, sight unseen, I tell people I'm a nudist. And they say....?....and go. Quoting myself. That's sad. Ya think? Really? Very creative topic Chazz. This is going to be fun reading.
Really?
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| April 22, 2011, 13:45 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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QUOTE (Dutsji @ April 22, 2011, 06:39)I love to pay lots and lots of tax.
Reallyyyyyyyyyy ??????
Yes, means i earn tons of money.
If you make tons of money, can I have one?
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| April 22, 2011, 21:05 |
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