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Google it for me please...
I remember reading or seeing it somewhere, that archeologists found some of the first dildos in a cave, apparently cavewomen had these long smooth stones worked carefully into dildos.
Anyway, I'm kinda laid up the past few days, usually I google up stuff all day long, so since I'm so far from 100% right now, I thought maybe if I throw a topic out there like this, some others might actually like to do some researching and come back at us with some good finds.
The topic...the earliest dildos ever found, the history and evolution of the dildo, and etc...
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| March 13, 2011, 19:29 |
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| March 13, 2011, 19:38 |
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perveman
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Tucson, Arizona, US
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I'll give it a shot. Stone huh? May be "hard" to find. (guess no one saw that "cummiing"  NowThat's just childish and lame, even for me. Will do Chazz lady.  
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| March 13, 2011, 19:40 |
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Thanks ya'all....allot of good stuff there, Hippy.....and sorry, but I had to delete the post with the link, my bad....I forgot to mention no links in the forums, but you send me links by Private Message.
I think I might want to read some more on the Ted Marche doode...
I'll be checking back in!
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| March 13, 2011, 20:44 |
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newbie1011
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The Shore, New Jersey, US
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And that ladies and gentlemen concludes today's history lesson. lol
Funny how I used to find history class so boring when I was in school. But then again they never talked about stuff like this.
HBO did several shows on the history of sex and talked about and showed some of the toys that have been found and painting that have been found regarding dildo's and other sexual toys. The history channel did a series about the history of sex as well. It was really interesting to see how the attitudes and taboos have come about through history. I hope they rerun it I would love to see the whole thing. I messed parts of it.Now I have to check on demand to see if its on there. lol
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| March 13, 2011, 21:31 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Man, I googled "earliest dildos ever found", and now I am really confused. I don't know what kind of damn article I found.
First is a list of dildo names:Domestic Dildo, Common House Dildo, Doubleheaded Thin Dildo, European Garden Dildo, All American Domestic Dildo. Equatorial Light-flashing Dildo, Common Japanese Dildo Flea, Doubleheaded Illuminated Dildo, Longtailed Micro Dildo, Portable Bodyhugging Ivy League Dildo, Giant Corrugated Marsh Dildo,
Average Twisted-body Marsh Dildo, Northern Spiked Dildo,
Chinese Fatheaded Dildo, Migratory Doubleheaded Black Dildo. There were more...
Wild dildoes are sometimes tagged in order to track their mating habits.
Narcotic Dildo, are smaller than four inches in length
When excited these dildos can grow several times bigger than normal. They are almost always found hidden inside lace-panties.
"Dildo myths are abundant in all cultures. The Communists, a tribe of Russian Hobbits, believe that a primordial dildo tilled the earth to create the first human couple - Dildon and Dildina - who are the parents of the humankind.
Both Darwinian and Evangelist maggots have rejected this view. But, similar other myths have been found among Apaches, New York Mets, Bangladeshis, Eskimos and Zulus, all believing that one dildo or several others have been connected to the birth of humanity. This myth has led one school of anthropologists to attribute dildo-use in some cultures for the purpose of impregnating gay couples."
I am such a little prude. I might be able to imagine these women using their dildos... Envisioning cave dewelling women and their dildos. I don't know why I can't imagine that these would be used by their partners to please them? I'm just damn confused.
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| March 13, 2011, 21:45 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
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Bendover, Florida, US
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The oldest domesticated dildo was extracted from the tomb of King Tut, from the rear and lower part of the king's mummy to be precise. And, from the accompanying gobbledygook (popularly known as hieroglyphs) its ancient name was extracted as well. And wonder of wonders, the name was - DILDO - written in hieroglyph.
It was then clear to researchers that King Tut was a homosexual due to the way in which the dildo was found lodged in the king's anal cavity. After extensive testing, scientists have learned that this ancient dildo was inscribed with the name L43.
Does everyone name their dildo?
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| March 13, 2011, 21:49 |
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Ummmm....I have one I call "Pinky" and one I call "Natty" because it's a more "natural" replica
I'm using "my topics" on this one, I really want to read all of this thoroughly.
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| March 13, 2011, 21:52 |
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perveman
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My gosh Chazzy, you need to set a lot of time aside. I could'nt believe, just navigating google, how much there is about this subject. Clue: What Iwant2 said.  Too complicated for me, thank goodness for ladies, and/or my hand. Simple. 
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| March 13, 2011, 22:08 |
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Ya know, I've seen dozens of documentaries on King Tut and tomb of treasures....Dr. Hawass never mentioned the anal artifact!
Nope didn't think there would be so much info out there, really cool, I love a good read.
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| March 13, 2011, 22:23 |
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You're right newb, I've seen some of that history channel series and it is rivoting really, also "Ancients Behaving Badly"
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| March 13, 2011, 22:30 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 13, 2011, 20:44)Thanks ya'all....allot of good stuff there, Hippy.....and sorry, but I had to delete the post with the link, my bad....I forgot to mention no links in the forums, but you send me links by Private Message.
I think I might want to read some more on the Ted Marche doode...
I'll be checking back in!
Oh, okay! Sorry about that, I will send them to your private mail for now on!
Yes, it is interesting to learn about dildos...never really thought about doing research on them until now. LOL!!!
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| March 14, 2011, 02:50 |
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QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ March 13, 2011, 21:49)The oldest domesticated dildo was extracted from the tomb of King Tut, from the rear and lower part of the king's mummy to be precise. And, from the accompanying gobbledygook (popularly known as hieroglyphs) its ancient name was extracted as well. And wonder of wonders, the name was - DILDO - written in hieroglyph.
It was then clear to researchers that King Tut was a homosexual due to the way in which the dildo was found lodged in the king's anal cavity. After extensive testing, scientists have learned that this ancient dildo was inscribed with the name L43.
Does everyone name their dildo?
I wonder if the Egyptian females used "strap-ons"?
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| March 14, 2011, 02:52 |
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newbie1011
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The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Hey Kiss I went to the King Tut Exhibit with my daughter. I might add at a hefty fee! They never gave that piece of information nor was it part of the exhibit.. I feel like I was ripped off! I might have to get some of my money back.
I just thought of the guys face when he would tell his boss if he got my letter."Um...Boss, she wants her money back because she didn't get to see Tuts dildo and wants to know why it wasn't in the facts book that we found it up his ass!I guess him being an incestuous young prick wasn't good enough for everyone. They really did want the whole story"
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| March 14, 2011, 03:05 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
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Randy random facts
* Men-er-Hroech, an enormous stone phallus in Brittany once worshipped by pagans, could be considered the largest known dildo. It stands 67 feet high and weighs 347 tons
* The earliest (and perhaps only) representation of
a shoe strap-on is a 19th-century Chinese painting of a woman using a dildo attached to her shoe
*The earliest known cockring comes from China and was made form the eyelids of goats with eyelashes intact. The flexible eyelashes were tied around the erect penis; the bristly lashes were said to increase pleasure
*Canada maintains a special claim on the dildos, being the only country in the world that uses the word to denote a location: Dildo, Newfoundland. The town was founded in the early 1800s and was allegedly named for the towns early industry -- carving dildos from whalebone. For their part, the citizens of Dildo, termed Dildoians, maintain the name comes from a location in Spain or Portugal.
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| March 14, 2011, 04:56 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
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Egyptian frescos dating from 3,500 BCE to 30 BCE depict nearly naked female dancers each carrying an oversized erect penis for the god Osiris. In the same time period, ancient Egyptian women believed they could improve their fertility by masturbating in moonlight atop the stone phallus of Amon-Ra, the Egyptian god of sun.
In ancient Greece, masturbation was seen as a gift from the gods -- literally. It was believed that the god Hermes taught his son Pan how to masturbate to relieve himself of the misery of being rejected by the nymph Echo. Pan in turn shared his knowledge with the human shepherds.
The origins of the word dildo remain unclear. One theory is that it came from the Latin word dilatare meaning "to open wide." Another possibility is that it comes from the Italian word diletto, meaning "delight."
A 1918 Sears-Roebuck catalogue showed an advertisement for dildos, marketing them as "a device for anxiety and female tension." They were promoted as something to keep women happy and content.
Ha ha ha...Don't remember that being in my grandmother's Sears catalogue.
In many countries around the world dildos are banned, while in others they can only be produced and sold if they have no resemblance to human anatomy. In the US, the sale, production or distribution of sex toys is currently illegal in six states.
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| March 14, 2011, 04:58 |
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newbie1011
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Doctors used to use them to get women off in their office to cure "hysteria". I know my doctor never did anything like that or I would be hysterical all the time! Although with co-pays what they are I think I'll just do it myself. But I might not mind if he took care of it at my yearly physical.lol
Do you realize that we probably know more facts about dildos between us than we do about our countries history?
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| March 14, 2011, 05:53 |
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Now I wonder, if any of us women ended up alone and stranded on an island or something....how long would it take for us to create a dildo out of what materials are available?
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| March 14, 2011, 15:27 |
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GG317
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Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 14, 2011, 15:27)Now I wonder, if any of us women ended up alone and stranded on an island or something....how long would it take for us to create a dildo out of what materials are available?
Well, if the professor from Gilligan's Island is there, he can always make you a nice one out of coconuts...("I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!"...)   
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| March 15, 2011, 02:58 |
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kamarel
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Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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QUOTE (GentleGiant388 @ March 15, 2011, 02:58) QUOTE (Chazzy @ March 14, 2011, 15:27)Now I wonder, if any of us women ended up alone and stranded on an island or something....how long would it take for us to create a dildo out of what materials are available?
Well, if the professor from Gilligan's Island is there, he can always make you a nice one out of coconuts...("I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!"...)
Bah, be more impressed when he hooked it to power.
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| March 15, 2011, 10:30 |
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