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Re: Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
QUOTE (kbateman @ July 17, 2004, 16:53)there is always the old classic: "show me your tits"
No one ever used that on on me! 
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| July 18, 2004, 06:57 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
suppose i could use that one when i get to sturgis! seems to work on biker chicks. 
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| July 18, 2004, 07:03 |
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Re: Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ July 18, 2004, 07:03)suppose i could use that one when i get to sturgis! seems to work on biker chicks.
Not sure you'd ever have to ask that in Sturgis. You'll be bored to death of titts by the time you leave!
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| July 18, 2004, 07:06 |
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Re: Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
QUOTE (kbateman @ July 17, 2004, 16:53)there is always the old classic: "show me your tits"
May work at Sturgis, doesn't work for me when I'm in my backyard and the drunk ass neighbor and his drunk ass friends yell it at me.
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| July 18, 2004, 08:50 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 18, 2004, 08:50) QUOTE (kbateman @ July 17, 2004, 16:53)there is always the old classic: "show me your tits"
May work at Sturgis, doesn't work for me when I'm in my backyard and the drunk ass neighbor and his drunk ass friends yell it at me.
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| July 18, 2004, 11:24 |
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Re: Re: Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 18, 2004, 08:50) QUOTE (kbateman @ July 17, 2004, 16:53)there is always the old classic: "show me your tits"
May work at Sturgis, doesn't work for me when I'm in my backyard and the drunk ass neighbor and his drunk ass friends yell it at me.
That's when you need to whip ot the really big strap-on and tell um to bend over!
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| July 18, 2004, 11:37 |
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Sasha
41 / female
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
Do your feet hurt?
Beacuse you've been running through my mind all day
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| July 18, 2004, 12:26 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
you talking to me or am i still dreaming?
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| July 18, 2004, 12:48 |
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barker55
73 / male
Detroit, Michigan, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
"My name's Dick...how do you like me so far?"
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| July 19, 2004, 20:13 |
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backfromaustintx
66 / male
Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
I've never approached a woman in that way before. Never had the confidence and never tired, and so now I don't have the skills. I don;t know how to read the signs and wouldn't know a clever line if I tripped over it.
Once, when I was maybe 18, a girl came up to me at a mall where I was working, put her hand on me and asked "Would you like a home cooked meal?".
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| July 20, 2004, 06:53 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
hey backfromaustin, that is my line, except I ask them if they want a home cooked breakfast, or I just tell the guy that I make a pretty good omelet.
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| July 20, 2004, 18:22 |
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backfromaustintx
66 / male
Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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QUOTE (kbateman @ July 20, 2004, 18:22)hey backfromaustin, that is my line, except I ask them if they want a home cooked breakfast, or I just tell the guy that I make a pretty good omelet.
LOL. Man 'o Man! A beautiful smile, healthy sex life, georgeous body, and can cook too! You are breaking my heart K! 
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| July 21, 2004, 05:55 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
wink wink nudge nudge: You should try my poached eggs ala Kate! You won't find a finer and better presented meal east of the mississippi!
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| July 22, 2004, 12:03 |
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Re: Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ July 18, 2004, 07:03)suppose i could use that one when i get to sturgis! seems to work on biker chicks.
 try it now dick..
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| March 17, 2006, 02:45 |
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naughtyandnasty
54 / couple
blythe, California, US
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QUOTE (kbateman @ July 22, 2004, 12:03)wink wink nudge nudge: You should try my poached eggs ala Kate! You won't find a finer and better presented meal east of the mississippi!
lol you go girl 
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| March 17, 2006, 03:19 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
have i seen you before? because you look really familiar and it's starting to bother me. That's one that I remember that was used on me. He didn't get very far with that one.
There was something my brother told me some guy from work told him:
tell your woman.. when youre with her... that her hands are beautiful. You'll get laid within 5 minutes. So it's been said, whether that worked or not, I don't know. 
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| March 17, 2006, 13:07 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
how about wanna party all night long and maybe get naughty
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| March 17, 2006, 18:25 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
tomboy... you really think that would work? you've gotta come up with something a lil more creative than that. The more creative.. then the more luck you'll have.
That's just my opinion though... anyways.. moving on. 
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| March 17, 2006, 18:28 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
thanks for the heads up i will keep that in mind
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| March 17, 2006, 18:32 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
I'm not gonna say Hi to you.
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| March 17, 2006, 18:49 |
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bignasty
53 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
Shut up and get in the truck!!!
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| March 17, 2006, 18:51 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
What BN said...or..Shut up and get on the bike...!!!!!  
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| March 17, 2006, 21:43 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me
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| March 17, 2006, 22:21 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
Can't beat the old tried and true.. HI.. my name's...insert name here...
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| March 17, 2006, 23:15 |
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doneff
41 / male
Sayreville, New Jersey, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
Hi, would u like me to buy u a drink or just to give u the money! 
Remember my name please, cuz first you'll need to wisper it and then to scream it!
Excuse me, could u help me find my dog, I think it went into that motel room over there!!
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| March 18, 2006, 02:41 |
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bignasty
53 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
OK here are my worst one....yes i did use them
Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Baby... wanna come for a ride?
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
Save water, shower with a friend!
You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Excuse me Ma'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.
I love every bone in your body, especially mine!
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| March 18, 2006, 04:26 |
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bignasty
53 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
now here are the ones that i remembered that worked
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
I bet you \$20 you're gonna turn me down.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you a god? (Um, no.) You're not? Then why do I want to kneel before you?
Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
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| March 18, 2006, 04:50 |
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bignasty
53 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
ok NB wants a warm body so i must go
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| March 18, 2006, 04:57 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
don't think i got hit on last night... guess i didn't have 'easy' written on my forehead as i wasnt even drunk. Got my ass molested a few times though 
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| March 18, 2006, 10:56 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
i was in this bar once, and saw this beautiful girl ,we made eye contact several times,,,,,so when she walked past me ,,,,,,i said, "i have to know ur name because u are so beautiful!",,,,,,,,i know it was corny and lame, but it worked and we had a thing going for about 4 months until she moved out of state! 
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| March 18, 2006, 11:02 |
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QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ March 18, 2006, 10:56)don't think i got hit on last night... guess i didn't have 'easy' written on my forehead as i wasnt even drunk. Got my ass molested a few times though
want a few more before you go?
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| March 18, 2006, 11:27 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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QUOTE (ripp @ March 18, 2006, 11:02)i was in this bar once, and saw this beautiful girl ,we made eye contact several times,,,,,so when she walked past me ,,,,,,i said, "i have to know ur name because u are so beautiful!",,,,,,,,i know it was corny and lame, but it worked and we had a thing going for about 4 months until she moved out of state!
she had to move out of state to get away ? hahaha  
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| March 18, 2006, 11:41 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
ur probably right!
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| March 18, 2006, 11:43 |
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Re: Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
QUOTE (bignasty @ March 18, 2006, 04:50)now here are the ones that i remembered that worked
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you a god? (Um, no.) You're not? Then why do I want to kneel before you?
Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
ok now i wounder why i have hare like 6 of the bad pick ups and like most of the good pick ups....hhhhhmmmmmmmmmm
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