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What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
"Hey Babe, wanna Fuck," "Whats your sign," "Want to dance,"...........
What lines, funny, bad, good have you used or are used on you? and Which ones work?
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| February 21, 2004, 05:18 |
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Duke0467
82 / male
Gassaway, West Virginia, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
QUOTE (kbateman @ February 21, 2004, 07:18)"Hey Babe, wanna Fuck," "Whats your sign," "Want to dance,"...........
What lines, funny, bad, good have you used or are used on you? and Which ones work?
I was sitting in a bar in Salt Lake City several years ago when the two women I was sitting next to asked, out of the blue, " Do you have a car outside?"
I said yes and we were all three off to some fun.
I guess you could say that one worked for me! 
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| February 21, 2004, 08:34 |
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Re: Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
I was sitting in a bar in Salt Lake City several years ago when the two women I was sitting next to asked, out of the blue, " Do you have a car outside?"
I said yes and we were all three off to some fun.
I guess you could say that one worked for me!
Duke, another great romantic!
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| February 21, 2004, 16:26 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
Way too many times I've heard "...My doctor told me I only have a few months to live" But I'll never forget " Hey, I got a little weed, and a case of Robitussin(some brand of cough syrup that codiene in it)How about you party with me tonite"
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| February 22, 2004, 00:35 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
I've heard the 6 months to live line a few times. Trying not to laugh. the Case of Robitussin line and little weed, is a pretty novel twist to the "let's share some champagne and strawberries at my place".
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| February 22, 2004, 03:45 |
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lovemetender
42 / male
arlington, Texas, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
A very simple pick up line from a gal... very straight to the point... "I'll do u and u'll do me"
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| February 22, 2004, 08:01 |
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scubasteve420
43 / male
UpINThere, Michigan, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
i usually just say " hey.....wanna make out with me?" and it has actually worked !!!!!!! That or "wanna eat some pizza and have some sex...........what you don't like pizza?!?!?! ( I've never personally used that one but hey what ever works i guess ) 
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| February 23, 2004, 06:56 |
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clittyslicker
56 / male
Tecumseh, Michigan, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
How about "what time do you get off....and how??"Not sure if it's ever worked on anyone,but have heard people say it before...kinda makes me chuckle. 
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| February 23, 2004, 11:38 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
What do you think about "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" 
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| February 23, 2004, 15:26 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
Absix.... who knows, It might work if I was wearing new expensive shoes, I might be foolish enough to think you actually had looked at my shoes......
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| February 23, 2004, 16:23 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
LOL
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| February 23, 2004, 16:35 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
absix; another of the great romantics! Hey absix, nice sunglasses, how about a toss. 
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| February 23, 2004, 17:24 |
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judaskiss79
42 / male
Northern, Virginia, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
i've always liked the following exchange:
"Can i ask you a question?"
"Sure"
"You're hot!"
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| February 24, 2004, 02:36 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
Can i borrow a quarter, because my mom wanted me to call her when I fell in love.
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| February 24, 2004, 07:39 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
"Is your dad in jail? Cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
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| February 24, 2004, 08:35 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
iluv269, that's classic 
"If you're naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to mine!"
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| February 24, 2004, 08:59 |
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scubasteve420
43 / male
UpINThere, Michigan, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
Do you wash your pants in windex? Cause i can see myself in them!!!!!
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| February 24, 2004, 09:09 |
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Duke0467
82 / male
Gassaway, West Virginia, US
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Duke, another great romantic!
OK, Kate, OK. How about this? I like to do a small favor then just ignore them. Two times is usually all it takes. They want to know why I didn't hit on them after I bought the drink or lit their cig. 
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| February 27, 2004, 21:29 |
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Willdoyadeep
62 / male
Boulder City, Nevada, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
Did you wash your clothes in Windex?
(No, why?)
Because I can see myself in your pants!
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| March 6, 2004, 05:22 |
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mleavor
55 / male
monongahela, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
hi how are you i'd like to pick you up.
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| March 8, 2004, 03:11 |
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Re: Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
QUOTE (mleavor @ March 8, 2004, 05:11)hi how are you i'd like to pick you up.
wow, that is profound
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| March 8, 2004, 14:37 |
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mleavor
55 / male
monongahela, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
thats ok what would you like? 
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| March 10, 2004, 03:21 |
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mleavor
55 / male
monongahela, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
wanna fuck always worked
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| March 11, 2004, 07:40 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
QUOTE (kbateman @ February 21, 2004, 07:18)"Hey Babe, wanna Fuck," "Whats your sign," "Want to dance,"...........
What lines, funny, bad, good have you used or are used on you? and Which ones work?
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| March 13, 2004, 12:05 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
hey babe,lay down i think i love you???
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| March 13, 2004, 12:06 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
This one works well for me.
Can i cook breakfast for you tomorrow?
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| March 15, 2004, 15:04 |
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bignasty
53 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Re: Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
QUOTE (kbateman @ March 15, 2004, 17:04)This one works well for me.
Can i cook breakfast for you tomorrow?
did it hurt?......when you fell from heaven 
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| March 18, 2004, 05:11 |
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bignasty
53 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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QUOTE (kbateman @ March 15, 2004, 17:04)This one works well for me.
Can i cook breakfast for you tomorrow?
or how about ...may i cook you breakfast,lunch and dinner and then be your dessert 
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| March 18, 2004, 05:25 |
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bignasty
53 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
shut up and get in the truck
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| April 9, 2004, 00:36 |
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QUOTE (bignasty @ April 9, 2004, 02:36)shut up and get in the truck
Want to dance? No! Then I guess a blowjobs out of the question! 
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| April 9, 2004, 08:01 |
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QUOTE (bignasty @ April 9, 2004, 02:36)shut up and get in the truck
Something 's kinda familiar, HEY!! Wait just a minute, here!!!! we've met before haven't we???!!
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| April 25, 2004, 00:13 |
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ok, i didn't use this and it wasn't used on me but i loved it anyway "Damn it, you spilled your beer on my pants! Can i get in yours?" and it was even better coming from that cute little girl!
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| June 22, 2004, 16:04 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ June 22, 2004, 16:04)ok, i didn't use this and it wasn't used on me but i loved it anyway "Damn it, you spilled your beer on my pants! Can i get in yours?" and it was even better coming from that cute little girl!
I need to get out more!
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| June 22, 2004, 16:11 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye ?
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| June 28, 2004, 17:48 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
"Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted?"
"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
"I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. "
"Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass! "
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| June 29, 2004, 01:11 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 29, 2004, 01:11)"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
"Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted?"
"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."
"I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. "
"Hey baby, is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would like to tap that ass! "
Blahaha!
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| June 29, 2004, 04:19 |
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bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
"i'm extremely wealthy" always works on me.
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| July 6, 2004, 21:33 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
QUOTE (bawbie @ July 6, 2004, 21:33)"i'm extremely wealthy" always works on me.
Yeah lol 
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| July 6, 2004, 23:47 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
...and in the same category...
"Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart."
"I'm not actually this tall, I've got this bad habit of sitting on my wallet."
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| July 7, 2004, 14:59 |
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littlegothicslut
50 / female
Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
nice shoes wanna fuck
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| July 9, 2004, 18:31 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
The only line I've ever used was "I'm not the kind of woman who likes to waste her time. Am I wasting my time?" Works everytime.
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| July 9, 2004, 19:27 |
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QUOTE (curiousgirl @ July 9, 2004, 19:27)The only line I've ever used was "I'm not the kind of woman who likes to waste her time. Am I wasting my time?" Works everytime.
i think if you walked up and spoke complete jibberish it'd probably work on me.... but i tend to waste a lot of time so i guess i loose.
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| July 9, 2004, 21:09 |
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bawbie
63 / female
mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
right now i think "please hand me that there ashtray" would work. i guess i'll just have to hang around crowded bars, so when a man bumps into me, he'll have to kiss it to make it better.
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| July 11, 2004, 13:37 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ July 9, 2004, 21:09) QUOTE (curiousgirl @ July 9, 2004, 19:27)The only line I've ever used was "I'm not the kind of woman who likes to waste her time. Am I wasting my time?" Works everytime.
i think if you walked up and spoke complete jibberish it'd probably work on me.... but i tend to waste a lot of time so i guess i loose.
QUOTE (bawbie @ July 11, 2004, 13:37) right now i think "please hand me that there ashtray" would work. i guess i'll just have to hang around crowded bars, so when a man bumps into me, he'll have to kiss it to make it better.
Yep, women seem to have it a little easier in this area, "the sight of you makes me sick, I hate everything you stand for, wanna fuck?" will usually get positive response.
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| July 11, 2004, 22:05 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
I had two guys trying to impress me with their knowledge of greek mythology while at the boyleston botanic gardens last weekend. they told me all about Zeus and his romantic liasons with other gods, and with greek women. I think I was supposed to say "which of you wants to be zeus". but I went to my car instead and left.
was I wrong?
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| July 12, 2004, 14:57 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ July 12, 2004, 14:57)I had two guys trying to impress me with their knowledge of greek mythology while at the boyleston botanic gardens last weekend. they told me all about Zeus and his romantic liasons with other gods, and with greek women. I think I was supposed to say "which of you wants to be zeus". but I went to my car instead and left.
was I wrong?
Geek Gods Blahahahaha
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| July 12, 2004, 17:13 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
I stopped listening to the idiots about 30 seconds into their lecture and zoned off into country western songs. I hope they were offended!
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| July 12, 2004, 17:30 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ July 12, 2004, 17:30)I stopped listening to the idiots about 30 seconds into their lecture and zoned off into country western songs. I hope they were offended!
your pretty red neck shines through! 
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| July 12, 2004, 18:06 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?
I am a magical being, take off your bra.
Well, fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Bob?
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| July 16, 2004, 05:35 |
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Re: What Pickup Lines do you Use and Have been used on you.
there is always the old classic: "show me your tits"
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