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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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IT'S A MIRACLE !!
Someone stood my pic upright!. I could'nt do it, it, because I am a technical idiot.  But whoever did it, you are a god  and thank you very much.  . I'm "normal" again. 
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| January 26, 2011, 13:58 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: IT'S A MIRACLE !!
Now one of my friends, does'nt have to crank her neck, or lay down to look at me. Like laying down is a bad thing? I think not. 
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| January 26, 2011, 15:24 |
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Re: IT'S A MIRACLE !!
I read "IT'S A MIRACLE!!" and my first thought was "What? Did Perv put some clothes on????"
Well, I just shoulda known better, eh? 
Photo looks good, Perv!
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| January 26, 2011, 16:31 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: IT'S A MIRACLE !!
Good morning Chazzy. Ya, me wear clothes? Like that'r gonna happen. And here, gotcha a little something Alfull big of me huh?
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| January 26, 2011, 16:57 |
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Re: IT'S A MIRACLE !!
Just have to ask you a few questions, do you even own a washer and dryer? What do you use your closets for?
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| January 27, 2011, 11:04 |
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Re: IT'S A MIRACLE !!
haha, i'm sure he has SOME laundry, like bed sheets and towels....
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| January 27, 2011, 14:55 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: IT'S A MIRACLE !!
Go ahead LNH and Chazzy, make fun of the old perveman, I can take it. Now, what was the question? I Think the answers are, no, what for? And yes, we know what for.
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| January 27, 2011, 15:34 |
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Re: IT'S A MIRACLE !!
well then how do you dry yourself off after showering? and what do you sleep on? or do you have a maid service come in and change that stuff? lol
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| January 27, 2011, 19:54 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: IT'S A MIRACLE !!
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ January 27, 2011, 19:54)well then how do you dry yourself off after showering? and what do you sleep on? or do you have a maid service come in and change that stuff? lol
I apolgize. Got the sheets and towels, not enough cloth stuff to warrant a washer/dryer. And the closet, extra bedroom. And thx for stepping up for the Chazz lady.
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| January 27, 2011, 20:25 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: IT'S A MIRACLE !!
I just wonder what the UPS guy thinks when he has to go to your house. Or if there is a new guy on the route what do they tell him?
Oh I would love to see the religious fanatics that go door to door when they come to your house. You have to video tape that and post it for me I need a laugh.
I do hope you cover up when the girl scouts sell cookies or boy scouts do the annual food drive door to door collection.
Thinking about this you must have a very interesting life. LOL
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| January 28, 2011, 01:26 |
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Re: Re: IT'S A MIRACLE !!
QUOTE (newbie1011 @ January 28, 2011, 01:26)
Oh I would love to see the religious fanatics that go door to door when they come to your house.
a friend of my dad's was a nudist, he always said that was the best way to keep those Jehovah's Witnesses from making repeat visits. (even though they were nudists, they would always have a few things to put on when they had company over, especially when my parents would visit, with all 8 kids in tow).
my uncle once told me of another clever way to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses. once, when they stopped at his house, and started their spiel off with "We have a book we'd like you to read", he replied with "As long as you read one of mine as well", he handed them a magazine...it was the latest issue of "HUSTLER", they dropped it and bolted put the door and never came back.
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| January 28, 2011, 05:17 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: IT'S A MIRACLE !!
Oh?  I've usually had enough of this  to consider people knocking on my door as an issue. Just kidding . The sign on the door " NOTICE: This is a NUDIST house." Doe's the trick nicely. Keeps most all solicitors away, and preserves my peace. It's a beautiful thing, huh?
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| January 28, 2011, 10:37 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: IT'S A MIRACLE !!
That's funny. I too have a notice on my door. Actually I have 2. Our town put a NO KNOCK law into effect it is like the no call list you sign up and you get a sticker. It stops most solicitors because its a $1,500 fine I believe if they violate it.It says it right on the sticker. But it does not apply to non profit and political.
For those, I have a sign that says :If you are selling something or preaching something go away. The the religious people that want to save me DON'T. If you can read your bible you can read this!
Of course if your a Girl Scout selling those cookies you are allowed because my kids would be really really mad if I don't buy them. WE LIKE YOUR COOKIES.
Boy scouts are allowed as well being this is a home of an Eagle scout.
Thank you have a nice day.
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| January 28, 2011, 21:11 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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| January 29, 2011, 13:45 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: IT'S A MIRACLE !!
Perv I'm glad you have some discretion however the thought of the reaction of people coming o your door and you answering it nude is just to funny. I know that delivery and or repair people have met up with all kinds of people. I had to meet a client at a home based business once. Normally that was a big "NO WAY" in our office. It was a general rule but, I did it with approval from the higher ups and some safety measures in place. Sure enough the guy showed up at the door in a bathrobe and from what I can tell nothing else or at least little else on. It was extremely uncomfortable for me and I know I said any future meetings would have to be in a public place that required clothing.
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| January 30, 2011, 00:04 |
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