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Best and worst dates ever
What was your worst and your best first dates?
My worst, a guy I did not like at all insisted we go out, I was way too polite at that time, and he kinda bulldozed me into it, when we got to the club, he discovered it was Ladies Night, and decided if I went and fetched the drinks he could get them for half price. I wasn't impressed with him before but that move cut the date short, then when he got back home after dropping me off, another guy who knew I didn't want to go out with this guy, went over to his house and punched him.
Best date, I've had several of them....great times. A night of music, food, and talking till sunrise because we just "clicked".
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| January 20, 2011, 12:07 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Best and worst dates ever
Worst: Was all set to take out this hot black lady. I showed up drunk, abrupt end to that. (go figure?) The upside, another lady was there, apparently liked what she saw. Next night, she was knockin at my bedroom window. Bottom line on that: she could do more tricks on a 6 inch tallywacker, than a monkey could do on a 10 foot grapevine. Always the best dates, when both parties have a happy ending.
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| January 20, 2011, 15:02 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Best and worst dates ever
Worst, blind date a friend set up for me. She dangled sex over my head all night. Until the end of the night, she said she so wanted to have sex with me and to take her home. Took her home and she told me that it wouldn't be happening at all. I took it at her word and wished her a good night, pecking her on the cheek and left. While I was at my favorite haunt, she took a crowbar to my front door. When I got home sometime later, she was there in my bed naked, telling me that there wasn't going to be any locked doors between us ever again. I called the cops, had her arrested, and had to replace the front door (about 450 dollars) with a new one with better dead-bolt locks...
My best one was with my first real, long-term relationship. I was a bouncer at that haunt I liked so much. I used to have to wear a red-vest and sit at the door checking ID's. Somehow, she managed to sneak a note into the pocket of that vest without my knowledge. Sometime later, the bartender and I went out to breakfast, after the nights' event and she was there with her ex-sister-in-law's. She was drunk and could only sit there and stare at me with doe-eyes, kind of creepy at the time. I thought she was kind of cute, but I wasn't looking for anything at the time. It wasn't until days later, that I found the note. It read, "Will you call me? (an a phone number)". It was a good thing I checked the pockets before throwing it in the wash. I called the number and went on a series of really fun dates with her. To this day, we still keep in touch and have a few laughs... 
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| January 20, 2011, 23:54 |
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Re: Best and worst dates ever
Ah GG....What "friend" set up that blind date?
I'm always happy to see you here, always something fun to read.
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| January 21, 2011, 01:14 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Best and worst dates ever
I just heard of a new term, a pre-sup.
After the second date, the women emailed the man saying she didn't really feel a connection. He returned an email saying he agreed, however, he felt he had spent a good amount of money on the second dinner. He requested that she pay $60. for her portion, and then he could remember this positively.
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| January 21, 2011, 16:24 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Best and worst dates ever
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ January 21, 2011, 16:24)I just heard of a new term, a pre-sup.
After the second date, the women emailed the man saying she didn't really feel a connection. He returned an email saying he agreed, however, he felt he had spent a good amount of money on the second dinner. He requested that she pay $60. for her portion, and then he could remember this positively.
That's cold. Guess he never heard of just cutting your loss's. (On my podium) It's only moneyJust as anything in life, it's not that important. I've lost EVERYTHING, several times in my life, money including money. 60 bucks is nothing. I lost it all, I mean ALL, (again), no income, no roof, just the clothes on my back, 6 year's ago. A year later, had it all again, plus much, much, more. A lot more than I can write here, no room. Bottom line, that guy's date, was wise to take her shoe's for a walk. My last experience of having NOTHING, was the best thing for me. PRICELESS. (off podium) 60 bucks? Paleeezz!
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| January 22, 2011, 10:21 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Best and worst dates ever
Damn it! Tried to delete all my response out to Iwant2's storey. Needed a lot of editing, sound's stupid, and qualification. Shit. Oh well, it's 3:30am, and no, did'nt stay up all night, I get up 2:30am-4am. Shit, now I have to start a whole new thread, as my response, did'nt come out right. At all. Believe the subject will be "Materialism". Will be a serious one. Coming soon.
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| January 22, 2011, 10:55 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Re: Best and worst dates ever
QUOTE (Chazzy @ January 21, 2011, 01:14)Ah GG....What "friend" set up that blind date?
I'm always happy to see you here, always something fun to read.
Funny you should ask...I hadn't seen him in ages until a couple of years ago. We was in a local convenience store buying a coffee and paper. I went up to him and said hello, but he looked at me like I was someone he'd never met. His wife came in a short time later to see what was keeping him and told me that he had had a stroke a year back and as a result, lost a lot of his past memory... 
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| January 23, 2011, 20:24 |
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