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nopussyuneaten
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chambersburg, Pennsylvania, US
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small piano player
A man goes into a bar. He sees a midget playing the piano and asks the bartender where he found the midget. The bartender says he has a genie in a bottle in the back and he grants wishes for $500 dollars. The man thinks this over and goes out to an ATM and returns with $500. The bartender takes the money and goes in the back to get the bottle. The man rubs the bottle and the genie appears and asks him what he would want with his wish. The man says " I would like a million bucks". The bartender does mind since he got his $500 and wishs the man well as he leaves. The man goes into the parking lot and finds a million DUCKS - all over his truck, the ground, everywhere. He is furious. He returns to the bartender and demands to know what happens. The bartender says" I guess the genie is a little hard of hearing. Do you think I wished for an 18 inch pianist"..
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| January 14, 2011, 18:13 |
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Re: small piano player
hahahahahahhaha
this joke is so fun!
i wish to have a six inches glass dildos
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| February 14, 2011, 06:48 |
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