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Computer gender
Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
Men concluded that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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| June 15, 2005, 06:48 |
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texas
71 / male
dallas, Texas, US
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Re: Computer gender
After pondering on this came to the conclusion it should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1.Has a hard drive and floppy drive
2.Cost a lot of money to get what you what
3.Sometime to fast or to slow
4.Plug it in and play 
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| June 15, 2005, 11:46 |
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allon
64 / male
salisbury, England, UK
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Re: Computer gender
QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 15, 2005, 06:48)Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
Men concluded that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
confuscious; he say, the difference between a computer and a woman is, with a computer you only have to punch the information in once! ouch
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| June 20, 2005, 17:54 |
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