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animalistic
something off one of my favorite sites...
Bizarre Animal Laws
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia.
Ducks quacking after 10 pm in Essex Falls, New Jersey are breaking the law.
In Quitman, Georgia, it is against the law for a chicken to cross any road within the city limits.
In McDonald, Ohio, farmers cannot march a goose down a city street.
Fowl, particularly roosters, are prohibited from going into bakeries in Massachusetts.
In Kansas, it is illegal for chicken thieves to work during daylight hours.
In New York, frogs may be taken from their ponds from June 16 to September 30, but only between sunrise and sunset.
In Pennsylvania, no one is allowed to shoot bullfrogs on a Sunday.
In Arizona, the bullfrog-hunting season is permanently closed.
In Vermont, you can be fined if your pig runs in a public park without the permission of a selectman. (Selectman-One of a board of officials elected in towns of all New England states except Rhode Island to serve as the chief administrative authority of the town - Merriam Webster)
French Lick Springs, Indiana, once passed a law requiring all black cats to wear bells on Friday the 13th. (French Lick????)
Madison, Wisconsin, will not allow joint custody of a family pet when a couple divorces - the animal is legally awarded to whoever happens
to have possession of it at the time of the initial separation.
Dogs in Foxpoint, Wisconsin, may not bark profusely, snarl, or make any menacing gestures.
In Texas, it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.
It is illegal to ride a mule down Lang, Kansas' Main Street in August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat.
Over in Berea, Kentucky and also in Willamantic, Connecticut, horses are not allowed out on the streets and highways at night unless the
animal has a "bright" red taillight securely attached to its rump.
Horses may not wear cowbells inside the city limits of Tahoe City, California.
In Washington, though, every cow wandering the streets of Seattle must be wearing a cowbell.
In Burns, Oregon, horses are allowed in the town's taverns, if an admission fee is paid before they enter.
You can't blow your nose in public places in Leahy, Washington, because it might scare a horse and cause it to panic.
In Wanassa, New Jersey, a dog is breaking the law if it is heard to be "crying."
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| June 15, 2005, 06:45 |
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texas
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dallas, Texas, US
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Re: animalistic
In Texas, it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.
Was told that by a Lancaster jugde when i wrote "we're the beef"
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| June 15, 2005, 11:56 |
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absix
40 / male
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Re: animalistic
Alabama
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
California
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law. [Get the full text of this law.]
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
Florida
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
Kansas
Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
Louisiana
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Indiana
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
Liquor stores may not sell milk.
Michigan
You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
Nebraska
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
New York
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Dakota
Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Pennsylvania
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Texas
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
Wisconsin
You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
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| June 15, 2005, 14:22 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: animalistic
Australia
Children may not purchase cigarettes, but can smoke them.
You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle.
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burglar.
It is illegal to read someone's tarot, or give them a psychic reading as these are forms of witchcraft.
Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, your modem can't pick up on the first ring. If it does the ACA permit for your modem is invalid and there's a $12000 fine. - Telecommunications Act 1991.
England
Those wishing to use a television must apply for a license.
It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
Picking up abandoned baggage is as act of terrorism.
France
Between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of the music in the radio must be by French composers.
Thailand
It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
You must wear a shirt while driving a car.
You must pay a fine of $600 in Thailand if you're caught throwing away chewed bubblegum on the sidewalk. If you do not pay the fine, you are jailed.
No one may step on any of the nation's currency.
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| June 15, 2005, 14:24 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: animalistic
PS: HOLY SHIT! 
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| June 15, 2005, 14:24 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: animalistic
Even more...
Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
Location: Singapore
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign
It is forbidden to bring bears to the beach.
Location: Israel, Haifa
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska
Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Location: United States, Florida
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Location: United States, Kansas
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Location: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona
A woman can not be on top in sexual activities .
Location: United States, Massachusetts
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
Location: United States, Florida
You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
Location: United Kingdom, Chester
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Location: United States, Florida
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Location: United States, Texas
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
Location: United States, West Virginia
It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.
Location: United States, Utah, Tremonton
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York
Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
Location: United Kingdom, York
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
Location: United States, Ohio, Marion
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Lenior County
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Location: United States, California, Pacific Grove
Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void. -SECTION 11-40-1
Location: United States, Rhode Island
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| June 15, 2005, 14:32 |
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texas
70 / male
dallas, Texas, US
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Re: animalistic
Will absix that just about explains it, What A Wonderful World it Is
LMAO 
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| June 15, 2005, 14:54 |
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allon
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salisbury, England, UK
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Re: Re: animalistic
QUOTE (absix @ June 15, 2005, 14:32)Even more...
It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Location: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur
It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
Location: United States, West Virginia
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Location: United States, California, Pacific Grove
i have met a man who was fined for having sex with a cow, his defence was whilst driving he got taken short and needed to pee so he went into a field and whilst relieving himself a cow backed onto him. what he couldnt explain away was why he was stood on a beer crate at the time!
i have also met a man from manchester who was fined for wanking off a dolphin!
and i have witnessed a man who wanks off his dog and sticks his finger up its arse whilst doing this.
my friends sister who was raised on a farm regularily blew her pet horse off!
may i add all 4 of these people in my opinion were very strange and i do not refer to them as friends anymore.
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| June 17, 2005, 05:51 |
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Re: animalistic
Oh dear Allon...you've seen too much!
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