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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Fortune Nookie
Back in the early eighties, my age group used to go out the only fancy dinner place in town, in the form of a chinese joint, "The Tiki Lau". Well, we used to play this little game after dinner, when the fortune cookies and pineapple slices came around. Whenever we got our fortunes, we'd read them aloud and add the phrase, "IN BED" to the end of it. For some reason, it seemed to make more sense and still works today. Today, my boss bought me Chinese in the form of bribery for working later than usual. I got a couple of fortunes I'd like to share with you.
"The world is always ready to receive your talents with open arms...IN BED."
"Character to a man is what blood is to veins...IN BED"
Try it next time your out eating Chinese food. It's good for a few good laughs...   
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| November 28, 2010, 03:23 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Fortune Nookie
A thrilling time is in your immediate future, IN BED.
Plan for many pleasures ahead, IN BED.
The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days, IN BED.
A pleasant surprise is in store for you, IN BED.
May life throw you a pleasant curve, IN BED.
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| November 28, 2010, 05:56 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Fortune Nookie
nokie now there a word i havent heard since the 70ths, of course every one was doing nookie lol
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| December 2, 2010, 02:46 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Fortune Nookie
The first blow does not fell the tree, IN BED...
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| December 4, 2010, 21:44 |
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Re: Fortune Nookie
Mine fortune the other night was...You will inspire many great acts of kindness...in bed?
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| December 5, 2010, 22:43 |
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Re: Fortune Nookie
Free will have no problem removing all that snow---in bed. 
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| December 5, 2010, 23:51 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Fortune Nookie
Today it's okay to make a few choices by going with your instincts... IN BED
Lucky numbers 10,28,20,12,29
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| December 8, 2010, 22:48 |
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