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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Thanks to you to all:
As we come to a close on 2010, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.
I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.
I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.
I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time.
I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.
I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.
I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
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I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
THANKS TO YOU I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt.
AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up a .25 cent coin dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.
Oh, by the way.....
A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.
Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late. (Love this one-got me!)
Now y'all have a great week. :-) :-)
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| November 24, 2010, 00:31 |
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blooz69
74 / male
AnyCity, Colorado, US
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Re: Thanks to you to all:
Ah Lib, thanks for the enlightening post
(loling too much to respond with dignity)
and I must admit
I developed cramps in my hand
trying to remove it from the mouse.
Hope next year is even better for you
(all other posters as well)
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| November 27, 2010, 05:40 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Thanks to you to all:
and dont for get we all do 90 percent of our typing with our left hand too i read and the right hand is hanging on to that mouse.... unless your like my wife, a lefty and then your left hand hangs on the mouse and the right types ... lol 
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| December 21, 2010, 21:30 |
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