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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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indian love call
wo Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods, all of a sudden one
of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very
closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he tore off
his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all
about. "Was he crazy or what?"
"No" said the Indian. "It is our custom during holler "Wooooo Wooooo!
Wooooo!" into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a
girl in there waiting to mate."
Just then they saw another cave. The second Indian ran up to the opening of
the cave, stopped
and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep
inside the cave.
He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he
came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the
huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It
is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really
big, fine women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he
heard the
answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,
tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the Arkansas Gazette Newspaper
read..."NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN
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| November 21, 2010, 05:12 |
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Re: indian love call
LMAO..I was waiting for the bear to appear. Not a bloody train!
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| November 21, 2010, 05:18 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: indian love call
repost this too
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| March 12, 2012, 18:43 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: indian love call
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| March 12, 2012, 21:13 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: indian love call
what ever happen to long tack anyway
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| March 14, 2012, 00:22 |
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