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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Do You Have the Words
lyrics, or name of a song to describe your favorite appendage.
For example;
My Big Ten Inch- Aerosmith
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| November 7, 2010, 21:40 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
With my hands open and my eyes open
I just keep hoping that
Your heart opens
Snow Patrol - Hands open
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| November 7, 2010, 22:10 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Do You Have the Words
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 7, 2010, 21:40)lyrics, or name of a song to describe your favorite appendage.
For example;
My Big Ten Inch- Aerosmith
Oh... sorry!  Thanks Josie...
got me the strangest woman
believe me this trick's no cinch
but I really get her going
when I whip out my big 10 inch
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| November 8, 2010, 00:04 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
There's too much hate and killin goin on
But when I see the bare chest of a woman
My worrys and my problems are all gone
No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl
Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world
Show Them To Me - Rodney Carrington
Who Knew?
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| November 8, 2010, 01:35 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
I been up, I been down.
Take my word, my way 'round.
I ain't askin' for much.
I said, Lord, take me downtown
Tush - ZZ Top
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| November 8, 2010, 01:37 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
Scars healing, the dealers squealing
The pool's in but the patio ain't dry
Well the sense is sensing that the juice keeps pumping
And I know why
She's my little rock and roll, ah, ah
My tits and ass with soul, baby
She's my little rock and roll, ah
Little T&A - Stones
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| November 8, 2010, 01:40 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
I make the pussy purr with
The stroke of my hand
They know they gettin' it from me
They know just where to go
When they need their lovin man
They know I do it for free
Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent
Ok, I'll shut up now
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| November 8, 2010, 01:42 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Do You Have the Words
She's got legs, she knows how to use them
She never begs, she knows how to choose them
She's got a dime all of the time,
Stays out at night movin' through time.
Oh, I want her, shit, I got to have her,
The girl is alright, she's alright.
ZZ Top - Legs
And Free, I saw Ted Nugent.. up close in Jacksonville.
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| November 8, 2010, 02:42 |
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QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 8, 2010, 02:42)She's got legs, she knows how to use them
She never begs, she knows how to choose them
She's got a dime all of the time,
Stays out at night movin' through time.
Oh, I want her, shit, I got to have her,
The girl is alright, she's alright.
ZZ Top - Legs
And Free, I saw Ted Nugent.. up close in Jacksonville.
Some guys have all the luck!
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| November 8, 2010, 03:16 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
See the bird on the barstool looking for a jerk
If she likes the way he looks she'll put his ass to work
And you know she's been all around the block
She's tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock
But she loves my cock...
Loves my cock
She loves my cock
Loves my cock
She loves my cock
Jackyl's finest...lol 
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| November 8, 2010, 04:23 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: Do You Have the Words
QUOTE (freensleazy @ November 8, 2010, 03:16) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 8, 2010, 02:42)She's got legs, she knows how to use them
She never begs, she knows how to choose them
She's got a dime all of the time,
Stays out at night movin' through time.
Oh, I want her, shit, I got to have her,
The girl is alright, she's alright.
ZZ Top - Legs
And Free, I saw Ted Nugent.. up close in Jacksonville.
Some guys have all the luck!
I'm shocked at you Free !!!
"Some guys have all the luck" was Robert Palmer, not Ted Nugent...
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| November 8, 2010, 10:36 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Do You Have the Words
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
fancy big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
AC/DC of course.
That's the name of the band, not my sexual proclivity.
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| November 8, 2010, 10:38 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Do You Have the Words
Sweet Nancy was so fancy
To get into her pantry
Had to be the aristocracy
The members that she toyed with
At her city club
Were something in diplomacy
So we put her on the hit list
Of a common cunning linguist
A master of many tongues
And now she eases gently
From her Austin to her Bentley
Suddenly she feels so young
Deep Purple, Knocking At Your Back Door (ah hem!).
I've often thought we English speakers should try to be more cunning linguists...
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| November 8, 2010, 10:42 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Do You Have the Words
This is one of my favorites.
My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling
When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
Chuck Berry.. My Ding A Ling
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| November 8, 2010, 16:19 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Do You Have the Words
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ November 8, 2010, 10:36) QUOTE (freensleazy @ November 8, 2010, 03:16) QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 8, 2010, 02:42)She's got legs, she knows how to use them
She never begs, she knows how to choose them
She's got a dime all of the time,
Stays out at night movin' through time.
Oh, I want her, shit, I got to have her,
The girl is alright, she's alright.
ZZ Top - Legs
And Free, I saw Ted Nugent.. up close in Jacksonville.
Some guys have all the luck!
I'm shocked at you Free !!!
"Some guys have all the luck" was Robert Palmer, not Ted Nugent...
i beg to differ...wasn't it Rod Stewart???
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| November 8, 2010, 20:20 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
Theres 2 songs by the same name. Youre both right. I was thinking of the Rod Stewart version myself, but 5tar couldnt hear me when I wrote that
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| November 8, 2010, 20:28 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Do You Have the Words
Leave it to guys to fight. Do I need to show my boobs?
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| November 8, 2010, 21:37 |
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QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 8, 2010, 21:37)Leave it to guys to fight. Do I need to show my boobs?
Well, we've been waiting! You made me want to be a Wonder Woman Costume for Halloween!
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| November 8, 2010, 21:39 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Do You Have the Words
If you love your country.....
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| November 8, 2010, 21:39 |
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Re: Re: Do You Have the Words
QUOTE (Iwant2kssuallovr @ November 8, 2010, 21:37)Leave it to guys to fight. Do I need to show my boobs?
wasn't fighting, per say..but if that's what it takes...BRING IT ON! 
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| November 8, 2010, 21:40 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
Now now boys.....if you are all going to fight can you throw some spandex on first and then climb in the mud pit?
At least give the girls a good show
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| November 8, 2010, 22:40 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Do You Have the Words
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise
Taste so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie, yeah
Cherry Pie - Warrant
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| November 9, 2010, 03:31 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
wynona's big brown beaver...primus
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| November 9, 2010, 03:39 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
Good ol Google tells me Rodney Stewart sang that.
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| November 9, 2010, 08:39 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Do You Have the Words
You're the cutest thing that I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Lovey dovey, lovey dovey, lovey dovey all the time
Ooh yea baby, I sure show you a good time
Steve Miller Band - The Joker
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| November 10, 2010, 14:14 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder, I'll use my hands
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland
John Mayer.
(i used this sing as background music in my first attempt at a masturbation video...)
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| November 10, 2010, 14:48 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Do You Have the Words
QUOTE (freensleazy @ November 8, 2010, 20:28)Theres 2 songs by the same name. Youre both right. I was thinking of the Rod Stewart version myself, but 5tar couldnt hear me when I wrote that
Haven't heard Robt Palmer's version.
But as long as Rod Stewart came up and I AM the total package...
"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on honey tell me so"
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| November 10, 2010, 22:55 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Do You Have the Words
All right
I hope ya'll know what I'm talkin' about
The way she wiggled that thing, it really knocks me out
Gettin' high all the time, but if you're not there too
Come on a little closer, gonna do it to you
Rock 'n' Roll, Hoochie Koo - Rick Derringer 
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| November 11, 2010, 16:23 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling....
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
Chuck Berry....
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| November 12, 2010, 04:28 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
baby got back-sir mix-a-lot
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| November 12, 2010, 04:31 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Makes me so horny
Ooh, all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
baby got back-sir mix-a-lot
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| November 12, 2010, 04:31 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Do You Have the Words
Unh, just throw it on me, unh, just throw it on me
Unh, just throw it on me,
Wiggle that ass before ya throw it on me
Unh, just throw it on me, unh, just throw it on me
Unh, just throw it on me,
Wiggle that ass before ya throw it on me
Throw It On Me - Timberland
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| November 12, 2010, 05:19 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
How about Motley Crue and the song "She goes down."
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| November 12, 2010, 05:39 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
No place for hidin' baby..No place to run
You pull the trigger of my.. Love Gun
Love Gun...KISS
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| November 12, 2010, 05:44 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Do You Have the Words
Pour some sugar on me, ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me, c'mon fire me up
Pour your sugar on me, I can't get enough
I'm hot, sticky sweet from my head to my feet, yeah
Pour some sugar on me - Dep Leppard
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| November 12, 2010, 16:21 |
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Re: Do You Have the Words
Big Bottom
Big Bottom
talk about bum cakes, my gal's got 'em
big bottom
drive me out of me mind,
how can i leave this behind?
Big bottom-Spinal Tap
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| November 13, 2010, 04:53 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Do You Have the Words
This is probably the last one on here for me.
But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
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| November 13, 2010, 21:47 |
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