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Epitaphs - "A Little Halloween Web Naughty Fun"
Halloween is in just a few more days. And we've had some interesting Forum threads in regards to the upcoming Holiday. So let's enjoy a little more fun, If you had to write the epitaph to appear on either YOURS or a FRIEND'S grave marker here in the Web Naughty Forum Graveyard; what would it say, or whose would you write?
I'll start out so here's my entry:
"Here lies the body of Freensleazy;
His passing was quick and probably easy;
He slipped on some loose change while trying to make a phone call; And his last words were these, 'This is going to be a long "on hold", you all'!! 
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| October 28, 2010, 06:23 |
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Re: Epitaphs - "A Little Halloween Web Naughty Fun"
Here Lies lonelyandhorny:
his friends thought he was a little corny.
he bought him a cam, got loaded with spam.
though he begged and he pleaded, he never succeeded...
his final words were...
DAMN! 
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| October 28, 2010, 06:41 |
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Re: Epitaphs - "A Little Halloween Web Naughty Fun"
"Once upon a hazy midnight;
The body of DarkShadow459
was found causing a fright.
His passing brought suprise,
and many many woes; the cause
of his death, 'Only The Shadow Knows'"
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| October 28, 2010, 06:56 |
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newbie1011
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The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Epitaphs - "A Little Halloween Web Naughty Fun"
Here lies Newbie.
Her last request: Please at least spell my name right. At least in death I won't have to be associated with bad spellings and typos!
(Just as a side note. I think this is the first time I hit spell check and it didn't have to make any corrections. Am I really dead?)
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| October 28, 2010, 07:01 |
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Re: Epitaphs - "A Little Halloween Web Naughty Fun"
Here lies Jo
"To all of those who said I would be late for my own funeral, You were Wrong"
Here lies Jo
All dressed up with nowhere to go
Lived as an atheiest
Died the same way
At least I have no Ferryman to pay
No bright white light
No flaming pit
All in all it's kind of shit
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| October 28, 2010, 07:31 |
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Re: Epitaphs - "A Little Halloween Web Naughty Fun"
Why was I the first one to be bumped off? Well said though, Dark!
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| October 28, 2010, 11:02 |
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Re: Epitaphs - "A Little Halloween Web Naughty Fun"
I just love this topic, I really really do!
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| October 28, 2010, 13:17 |
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Here lies longtack
Tack to you, but long to some.
He came, he went
But usually went and come.
So stop awhile and listen close.
What is that you heard?
A voice that's disembodied?
Shhhh! up there, don't make a peep!
I'm down here, lying peaceful
AND TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP!!!
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| October 28, 2010, 14:13 |
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kamarel
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Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Epitaphs - "A Little Halloween Web Naughty Fun"
Here lies Kam
Some called him evil
Some called him fun
He lived for variety
When he said, "Huh."
Many would run
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| October 28, 2010, 15:42 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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QUOTE (kamarel @ October 28, 2010, 15:42)
Here lies Kam
Some called him evil
Some called him fun
He lived for variety
When he said, "Huh."
Many would run
If people only knew how accurate this is......lmao I still can't help loving you even when I hear that "Huh!". Although it can be scary. I think I need to add you to the "what scares you" thread.
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| October 28, 2010, 16:40 |
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Here lies Ashleigh, a young, beautiful, Aussie sheila; who entered chat often, screaming,
'Free notice me - uh;' She yelled 'Guess what'? And ate lollies which gave her hype; But unbelievably that gal could type. But oh, now are hearts are torn asunder; For Ash is no more, she's went back down under! 
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| October 28, 2010, 20:32 |
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QUOTE (freensleazy @ October 28, 2010, 11:02)Why was I the first one to be bumped off? Well said though, Dark!
He knows ya like to be first. 
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| October 29, 2010, 01:03 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Epitaphs - "A Little Halloween Web Naughty Fun"
Here lies Kiss, she was quite a dish
She came and went with narry a dent
For those who knew her she was tried and true
Unfortunately though she left most men blue
They say she was sweet for sure
But few men knew of her heartache which had no cure
So, say goodbye and spread the ashes
These are my final words on my Epitaphes
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| October 29, 2010, 04:42 |
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Here lies Goody so pure and true
That's a good one if you believe it too
She always had a smart ass remark
What the hell, let her stay in the dark
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| October 29, 2010, 10:42 |
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Re: Epitaphs - "A Little Halloween Web Naughty Fun"
"Here rests Jen, the female part of MnJTX.
Who always appeared as the smart, sometimes shy, writer of some of Web Naughty's spiciest, erotic SEX !!
In Forum and in Chat you could often find her; but the horny side thrived in her favorite, Writer's Corner.
Done in one night by a series of breath-taking O's;
as she sat at her computer writing one-handed, erotic prose.
A smile on her face, and a toy by her side; are reminders
that even shy ones often take a wild ride"!  3some .gif">
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| October 31, 2010, 03:06 |
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Re: Epitaphs - "A Little Halloween Web Naughty Fun"
"It is only fitting and extremely proper that this Halloween thread on All Hallows Eve find the epitaph of a Great Moderator. Yes, this is to tell how the great Chazzy vanished; disappeared from our sights, like many she has banished. But lest you forget, and her rules disregard; she'll return, like a vapor, but with full wrath quite hard.
Chazzy, our example of Web Naughty's best"  if last words she could share, these might be ... 'Have fun, but behave; I need the rest'!"
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| October 31, 2010, 03:44 |
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QUOTE (DarkShadow459 @ October 31, 2010, 03:06)"Here rests Jen, the female part of MnJTX.
Who always appeared as the smart, sometimes shy, writer of some of Web Naughty's spiciest, erotic SEX !!
In Forum and in Chat you could often find her; but the horny side thrived in her favorite, Writer's Corner.
Done in one night by a series of breath-taking O's;
as she sat at her computer writing one-handed, erotic prose.
A smile on her face, and a toy by her side; are reminders
that even shy ones often take a wild ride"! 3some .gif">
wow! walking through the cemetery and coming across this one, I'd never have guessed.
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| October 31, 2010, 03:59 |
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