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if (when you first joined) your screen name was already being used? what would you have used as an alternate WebNaughty id?

i'd probably go with "Oscar Mayer", then every one would love my wiener...
 September 30, 2010, 06:37
 JenTX
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they have a name in baloney too. oh wait thats bologna isnt it? (I just had to tease.)

I'm wishing we had went with something easier to use in the chat rooms like umm darn I cant think of a good couple name. maggie&thebeast? Anything would be better for chat.

 September 30, 2010, 06:55
 Dutsji
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 Ergens, Netherlands
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 September 30, 2010, 10:17
 

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I made my name up to be an absolutely sarcastic joke, meant to take a jab at men that try to impress women and bolster their own egos by the ridiculous things they say. I can kinda sum it up from a couple of things.

First: Theres a scene in Stripes where the new recruits are sitting around in the barracks and the CO has them get to know each other by telling the group their name, where they're from and some things that they like. This one nerdy kids says ".....and I like fast cars and wild women ". To which, Bill Murrays character turns to him and says "I want to party with YOU"

Second: Its a slam at all the guys on sites like this that say things like "I have 12 inches and know how to use it and I'll make you cum all night long" Please. Do they really think that women are going to say "Oh yeah Big Boy, take me now!"?

To come up with a new name and do it all over again? I'd probably just go with SarcasticPrick. Either that or Dork.
 September 30, 2010, 11:41
 wandering5tar
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  QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 30, 2010, 11:41)
I made my name up to be an absolutely sarcastic joke, meant to take a jab at men that try to impress women and bolster their own egos by the ridiculous things they say. I can kinda sum it up from a couple of things.

First: Theres a scene in Stripes where the new recruits are sitting around in the barracks and the CO has them get to know each other by telling the group their name, where they're from and some things that they like. This one nerdy kids says ".....and I like fast cars and wild women ". To which, Bill Murrays character turns to him and says "I want to party with YOU"

Second: Its a slam at all the guys on sites like this that say things like "I have 12 inches and know how to use it and I'll make you cum all night long" Please. Do they really think that women are going to say "Oh yeah Big Boy, take me now!"?

To come up with a new name and do it all over again? I'd probably just go with SarcasticPrick. Either that or Dork.



You mean Bill Murray was being sarcastic? Shit, I think I missed the point of that film entirely...

P.S. I have 12 inches , but I don't use it as a rule
 September 30, 2010, 13:15
 Dutsji
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Mine is 1 inch, i can barely hold it when i pee, my shoes are always wet.
 September 30, 2010, 13:51
 

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  QUOTE (wandering5tar @ September 30, 2010, 13:15)
  QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 30, 2010, 11:41)
I made my name up to be an absolutely sarcastic joke, meant to take a jab at men that try to impress women and bolster their own egos by the ridiculous things they say. I can kinda sum it up from a couple of things.

First: Theres a scene in Stripes where the new recruits are sitting around in the barracks and the CO has them get to know each other by telling the group their name, where they're from and some things that they like. This one nerdy kids says ".....and I like fast cars and wild women ". To which, Bill Murrays character turns to him and says "I want to party with YOU"

Second: Its a slam at all the guys on sites like this that say things like "I have 12 inches and know how to use it and I'll make you cum all night long" Please. Do they really think that women are going to say "Oh yeah Big Boy, take me now!"?

To come up with a new name and do it all over again? I'd probably just go with SarcasticPrick. Either that or Dork.



You mean Bill Murray was being sarcastic? Shit, I think I missed the point of that film entirely...

P.S. I have 12 inches , but I don't use it as a rule



You use it as a ruler...
 September 30, 2010, 13:52
 

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  QUOTE (Dutsji @ September 30, 2010, 13:51)
Mine is 1 inch, i can barely hold it when i pee, my shoes are always wet.



Try tweezers. Thats what I use and my feet are always dry
 September 30, 2010, 13:55
 kamarel
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  QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 30, 2010, 13:55)
  QUOTE (Dutsji @ September 30, 2010, 13:51)
Mine is 1 inch, i can barely hold it when i pee, my shoes are always wet.



Try tweezers. Thats what I use and my feet are always dry



Remind me not to invite you over unless you intend to clean the bathroom
 September 30, 2010, 15:28
 kamarel
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  QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 30, 2010, 11:41)
I made my name up to be an absolutely sarcastic joke, meant to take a jab at men that try to impress women and bolster their own egos by the ridiculous things they say. I can kinda sum it up from a couple of things.

First: Theres a scene in Stripes where the new recruits are sitting around in the barracks and the CO has them get to know each other by telling the group their name, where they're from and some things that they like. This one nerdy kids says ".....and I like fast cars and wild women ". To which, Bill Murrays character turns to him and says "I want to party with YOU"

Second: Its a slam at all the guys on sites like this that say things like "I have 12 inches and know how to use it and I'll make you cum all night long" Please. Do they really think that women are going to say "Oh yeah Big Boy, take me now!"?

To come up with a new name and do it all over again? I'd probably just go with SarcasticPrick. Either that or Dork.



You mean a woman wont jump me because of my nick?
*mutters*
Dammit

Mine is a play on my own name, but as long as were on the Bill Murray kick, I could go with "Big Toe"
 September 30, 2010, 15:32
 BigDaddyJ
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That's a great question. I have aways liked my screen name and i think i just lucked into a good one. But if it had to be a different one i guess i would have to go with 2fingersJ yeah i think i like the sound of that. But i still think BigDaddyJ is a great screen name for this site.
 September 30, 2010, 16:01
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  QUOTE (BigDaddyJ @ September 30, 2010, 16:01)
That's a great question. I have aways liked my screen name and i think i just lucked into a good one. But if it had to be a different one i guess i would have to go with 2fingersJ yeah i think i like the sound of that. But i still think BigDaddyJ is a great screen name for this site.



i really like mine to. it really suits the reason i came here to begin with. as far as what else i would have used.....ill have to get back to you on that one.
 September 30, 2010, 16:24
 CuriousViv
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oh wait. i saw a cute tshit at a winery once that said Wineaux. maybe that but my current one is still better. dontcha think?
 September 30, 2010, 16:25
 BigDaddyJ
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Yeah I like your current screen name to. Its a fun and cute from what I've seen in your post it does a pretty good job of describing you.
 September 30, 2010, 16:29
 

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  QUOTE (kamarel @ September 30, 2010, 15:28)
  QUOTE (freensleazy @ September 30, 2010, 13:55)
  QUOTE (Dutsji @ September 30, 2010, 13:51)
Mine is 1 inch, i can barely hold it when i pee, my shoes are always wet.



Try tweezers. Thats what I use and my feet are always dry



Remind me not to invite you over unless you intend to clean the bathroom

if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie???
 September 30, 2010, 20:11
 

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I think I lacked imagination with mine, but would have gone with something including the word Dragon if I thought about it more
 September 30, 2010, 22:12
 CuriousViv
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  QUOTE (BigDaddyJ @ September 30, 2010, 16:29)
Yeah I like your current screen name to. Its a fun and cute from what I've seen in your post it does a pretty good job of describing you.



thanks big daddy! Xx
 September 30, 2010, 22:31
 ashkats
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 crystal falls, Michigan, US
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if someone was using my nick i guess i could stroll though the railroad terminology book for another. remember "never question the engineer's judgment" all aboard whoa woo
 September 30, 2010, 23:47
 kamarel
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I know

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 October 1, 2010, 00:03

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