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the talking alarm clock
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
"What's up with the big brass gong?" one of his guests asked.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.
"Yup," replied the drunk.
"how's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied.
He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly a voice on the other side of the wall screamed...
"YOU ASSHOLE! It's three-fifteen in the morning!"
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| September 23, 2010, 18:14 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: the talking alarm clock
LOL that was funny! I'm glad I'm not his neighbor though
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| September 23, 2010, 18:27 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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| September 23, 2010, 18:32 |
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Re: the talking alarm clock
Thanks for the idea. 
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