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short cummings?
Texas Midget
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his
testicles ached almost all of the time. The doctor told him
to stand on the examining table and drop his pants. The doc
put one finger under the midget's left testicle and told him
to turn his head and cough - the usual method to check for a
hernia.
"Hmmm..", mumbled the doc as he put his finger
under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again, "Hmmm, I see the
problem," said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip,
snip on the right side, then snip,
snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, on the left
side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with
amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told the midget to hop down off the table, pull his pants up, and then walk around and see if his testicles still ached.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked
around the doc's office and discovered his testicles
were no longer aching.
The midget said, "That's perfect Doc, and I
didn't even feel it! What did you do?"
The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the
top of your cowboy boots."
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| September 21, 2010, 20:11 |
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Re: short cummings?
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| September 21, 2010, 23:16 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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| September 22, 2010, 06:10 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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