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Dutsji
64 / male Ergens, Netherlands
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Confession
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'
Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?'
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old; I'm telling everybody!'
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September 21, 2010, 17:46 |
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ashkats
65 / couple crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Confession
well at least he didnt get hit by a pie....
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November 8, 2010, 15:31 |
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