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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Lemon Squeeze
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven!'
The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.'
The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'
The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
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| September 17, 2010, 02:12 |
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Re: Lemon Squeeze
haha yes!
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| October 15, 2010, 16:15 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Lemon Squeeze
i guess
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| November 8, 2010, 01:09 |
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