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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to..
Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
I know its not liberated, but still ....
Its funny !!
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| September 16, 2010, 22:18 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Men strike back!
QUOTE (Dutsji @ September 16, 2010, 22:18)How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to..
Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
I know its not liberated, but still ....
Its funny !!
If a man speaks in the forest, and no women hears him... is he still wrong? (yes!)
Just for the record if women blow you off on here and you wonder why ,refer back to you earlier post. j/k
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| September 17, 2010, 01:21 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: Men strike back!
We'll see
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| September 17, 2010, 01:41 |
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been2scared
60 / male
Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia
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Re: Men strike back!
I will probably get in touble for this but doesn't wife stand for washing, ironing, fucking, etc.
Sorry ladies
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| September 21, 2010, 00:56 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Men strike back!
QUOTE (been2scared @ September 21, 2010, 00:56)I will probably get in touble for this but doesn't wife stand for washing, ironing, fucking, etc.
Sorry ladies
I now know why your scared. lol And no thats not what wife stands for but PMS Stands for Putting up with Mens Shit. We just kept it to the three letters to keep it simple for you guys.
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| September 21, 2010, 02:05 |
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Re: Men strike back!
hey newbie couldn't agree more, men think they are so it and macho. Hold back the favours and what you got....... a snivelling beggar.
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| September 21, 2010, 02:10 |
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kamarel
61 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Men strike back!
QUOTE (bornagain @ September 21, 2010, 02:10)hey newbie couldn't agree more, men think they are so it and macho. Hold back the favours and what you got....... a snivelling beggar.
*Looks up from my posing for the sculptor.*
I don't beg.
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| September 21, 2010, 02:22 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Men strike back!
QUOTE (kamarel @ September 21, 2010, 02:22) QUOTE (bornagain @ September 21, 2010, 02:10)hey newbie couldn't agree more, men think they are so it and macho. Hold back the favours and what you got....... a snivelling beggar.
*Looks up from my posing for the sculptor.*
I don't beg.
ROTFLMAO I Told the sculptor to take his time and no it definitely is a begging pose. You have gotten me to beg a few times. lol But don't tell anyone.
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| September 21, 2010, 02:25 |
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wantubad2
54 / male
white creek, New York, US
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Re: Re: Men strike back!
QUOTE (bornagain @ September 21, 2010, 02:10)hey newbie couldn't agree more, men think they are so it and macho. Hold back the favours and what you got....... a snivelling beggar.
Not all of us men think that we are all it and macho.There are still some out here that are very nice guys and enjoy women and there company.
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| September 21, 2010, 09:39 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: Men strike back!
He i know men and woman are both smart but why did i have to read this.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Sorry, LMOA
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| September 21, 2010, 12:53 |
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Kevvin
34 / male
edmonton, Alberta, Canada
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Re: Men strike back!
A man is driving and accidently strikes his wife. Who's at fault?
The man. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Something else for the women here to enjoy :P
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| October 21, 2010, 01:32 |
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Re: Re: Men strike back!
QUOTE (Dutsji @ September 21, 2010, 12:53)He i know men and woman are both smart but why did i have to read this.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Sorry, LMOA[/quote
I saw this at a place in WI where i was delivering. It was a local news anchor that said it. 
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| October 21, 2010, 12:25 |
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wandering5tar
54 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Men strike back!
QUOTE (Dutsji @ September 21, 2010, 12:53)He i know men and woman are both smart but why did i have to read this.
What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
Sorry, LMOA
And the female sport's reporter who was interviewing Tiger after a 3 under par round in difficult weather and asked "If I'd offered you a 69 this morning, what would you have said?"
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