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Can't be true!!!
I really wish this was a joke...
http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/
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June 1, 2005, 08:05 |
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Re: Can't be true!!!
:eek
Sure glad I don't wear panties!!! No one is tracking me down....at least not like that!!
Female Lev
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June 1, 2005, 08:25 |
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allon
63 / male salisbury, England, UK
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Re: Can't be true!!!
dunno maybe its just me.
but if that technology is available surely you would market it for concerned parents to keep track on their kids and it could help in abduction cases!
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June 1, 2005, 08:26 |
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I could have used those in college to just find mine some mornings.
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June 1, 2005, 08:43 |
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OMG! Did you see the price tag on those things and they're all sold out to boot!
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June 1, 2005, 14:41 |
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The testimonials are a real hoot!
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June 1, 2005, 16:21 |
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mph615
55 / male Lockport, Illinois, US
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WTF! OK, that just takes all the fun out of life. What happened to trust your wife. If you are suspecting she's cheating, A. there may be a reason. B. You probably knew her type before you married her so.... deal with it. C. fuckin' join in. It may be fun.
Daughter, maybe. BUt hey we were all young too and turned out ok. Teach some common sense. Talk about taking away trust.
I must say, technology is fucking great though! The cover picture has a nice bod too.
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June 4, 2005, 09:55 |
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mph615
55 / male Lockport, Illinois, US
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I am a little slow. They arent real! Joke website. Check out the rest of the contagiousmedia.org site it has some funny stuff on it!
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June 4, 2005, 10:02 |
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Hey, thanks for the new site! I love to laugh!
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June 4, 2005, 11:15 |
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AAARRRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!!
http://www.dogcondoms.com/
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June 8, 2005, 07:26 |
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columbus17
59 / male Memphis, Tennessee, US
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Haha----Three female neighbors decided to go out for the evening and leave their husbands at home. They got quite tipsy and decided to compare beaver trims in the cab on the way home. They lifted their skirts and removed thir panties. After oohing and ahhing over each others choice in pubic hair styling they got the giggles and realized they had to pee really bad. They asked the cabbie to stop even though there was nothing in sight except a cemetery. They used whatever they could find on the ground to blot themselves dry and proceeded home. The next day the hubands were gathered around having a few beers when the first one said, "Guys, Mary Ruth came home last night and didn't have her panties."
The second replied, "Well, Betty Lou came home without her drawers and had a carnation stuck in her twat."
"I don't know what do do," stated the third, "Sally Ann had a ribbon stuffed up in her from all the guys at work telling her how much they were going to miss her"
.........They coulda used these panties!!!!!
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June 8, 2005, 21:03 |
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I don't know what to say about this one...except "WTF???"
http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEwinter04/PATTwomb.html
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June 9, 2005, 05:07 |
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columbus17
59 / male Memphis, Tennessee, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 9, 2005, 05:07)I don't know what to say about this one...except "WTF???"
http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEwinter04/PATTwomb.html
I woner if it comes unraveled once a month?
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June 9, 2005, 13:11 |
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QUOTE (columbus17 @ June 9, 2005, 13:11) QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 9, 2005, 05:07)I don't know what to say about this one...except "WTF???"
http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEwinter04/PATTwomb.html
I woner if it comes unraveled once a month?
That is wrong. just wrong.
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June 9, 2005, 13:42 |
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columbus17
59 / male Memphis, Tennessee, US
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QUOTE (kbateman @ June 9, 2005, 13:42) QUOTE (columbus17 @ June 9, 2005, 13:11) QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 9, 2005, 05:07)I don't know what to say about this one...except "WTF???"
http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEwinter04/PATTwomb.html
I woner if it comes unraveled once a month?
That is wrong. just wrong.
Sez a woman with two periods in one sentence.
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June 9, 2005, 17:17 |
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QUOTE (columbus17 @ June 9, 2005, 17:17)
Sez a woman with two periods in one sentence.
I sense a declaration of grammar war.. I do think I shall make the most of this opportunity..
Sez eh? Sez?
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June 9, 2005, 19:00 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ June 9, 2005, 19:00) QUOTE (columbus17 @ June 9, 2005, 17:17)
Sez a woman with two periods in one sentence.
I sense a declaration of grammar war.. I do think I shall make the most of this opportunity..
Sez eh? Sez?
I'll take the 5th.......
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June 9, 2005, 19:06 |
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columbus17
59 / male Memphis, Tennessee, US
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QUOTE (kbateman @ June 9, 2005, 19:00) QUOTE (columbus17 @ June 9, 2005, 17:17)
Sez a woman with two periods in one sentence.
I sense a declaration of grammar war.. I do think I shall make the most of this opportunity..
Sez eh? Sez?
Give it your best shot.
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June 9, 2005, 20:02 |
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columbus17
59 / male Memphis, Tennessee, US
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QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ June 9, 2005, 19:06
I'll take the 5th.......
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As long as it's Maker's Mark, Old Charter, 18yo Macallan, Glenfiddich, or Grey Goose vodka, I'll take a fifth also.
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June 9, 2005, 20:08 |
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QUOTE (columbus17 @ June 9, 2005, 20:08) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ June 9, 2005, 19:06
I'll take the 5th.......
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As long as it's Maker's Mark, Old Charter, 18yo Macallan, Glenfiddich, or Grey Goose vodka, I'll take a fifth also.
The correct way to spell it is 'eighteen year old' Macallan. Thank you.
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June 10, 2005, 05:39 |
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QUOTE (columbus17 @ June 9, 2005, 13:11) QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 9, 2005, 05:07)I don't know what to say about this one...except "WTF???"
http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEwinter04/PATTwomb.html
I woner if it comes unraveled once a month?
Could this be where Cabbage Patch babies come from?
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June 10, 2005, 06:53 |
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columbus17
59 / male Memphis, Tennessee, US
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Now I'll know what she means the next time I hear a woman say that her stomach is in knots.
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June 10, 2005, 11:11 |
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columbus17
59 / male Memphis, Tennessee, US
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QUOTE (kbateman @ June 10, 2005, 05:39) QUOTE (columbus17 @ June 9, 2005, 20:08) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ June 9, 2005, 19:06
I'll take the 5th.......
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As long as it's Maker's Mark, Old Charter, 18yo Macallan, Glenfiddich, or Grey Goose vodka, I'll take a fifth also.
The correct way to spell it is 'eighteen year old' Macallan. Thank you.
Actually, it the proper way is.......
The Macallan
18
Years Old
...............................according to the label anyway. Would be happy to bring a bottle to share if you care.
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June 10, 2005, 11:18 |
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http://underground.zork.net/female_anatomy.html
Why?? I don't know why......
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June 14, 2005, 07:30 |
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columbus17
59 / male Memphis, Tennessee, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 14, 2005, 07:30)http://underground.zork.net/female_anatomy.html
Why?? I don't know why......
A dollar???? Would be the least amount of money I ever spent for one of those.
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