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Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
Fry bacon! OUCH!
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| August 19, 2010, 17:51 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
Never cut down poison ivy naked!!! Do I really have to say why?
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| August 19, 2010, 17:58 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
yes plz tell us y lmao. j/k.
never cok period u mean and also don't iron steam alone burns
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| August 19, 2010, 18:07 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
QUOTE (freensleazy @ August 19, 2010, 17:51)Fry bacon! OUCH!
TOO LATE !!! 
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| August 19, 2010, 18:11 |
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
Answer the front door without at least looking to see who it is first
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| August 19, 2010, 18:34 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 19, 2010, 18:34)Answer the front door without at least looking to see who it is first
wut if its the pizza person?
close the door while being close to it lol
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| August 19, 2010, 19:02 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 19, 2010, 18:34)Answer the front door without at least looking to see who it is first
I'd like you to answer the door naked. But then, who wouldn't???? 
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| August 19, 2010, 21:06 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 19, 2010, 18:34)Answer the front door without at least looking to see who it is first
A woman often goes down to the kitchen to get a cup of tea and doesn't bother to get dressed. One day while she's waiting for the kettle to boil there is a knock at the door. She's trapped in the kitchen so she shout out "Who is it?" and a guy replies "It's the blind man". The woman breathes a sigh of relief and comes out of the kitchen and open the front door and invites the blind man inside. She offers him a cup of tea and he sits down while she finishes making it in the kitchen. She then returns to the table, still stark naked, and sits down with the man and asks him what she can do for him.
With a rye smile, he reaches down into his briefcase to bring out a set of leaflets and says,
"I wonder if you'd be interested in buying any of these blinds"...
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| August 19, 2010, 22:16 |
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Re: Re: Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ August 19, 2010, 22:16) QUOTE (Chazzy @ August 19, 2010, 18:34)Answer the front door without at least looking to see who it is first
A woman often goes down to the kitchen to get a cup of tea and doesn't bother to get dressed. One day while she's waiting for the kettle to boil there is a knock at the door. She's trapped in the kitchen so she shout out "Who is it?" and a guy replies "It's the blind man". The woman breathes a sigh of relief and comes out of the kitchen and open the front door and invites the blind man inside. She offers him a cup of tea and he sits down while she finishes making it in the kitchen. She then returns to the table, still stark naked, and sits down with the man and asks him what she can do for him.
With a rye smile, he reaches down into his briefcase to bring out a set of leaflets and says,
"I wonder if you'd be interested in buying any of these blinds"...
 
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| August 19, 2010, 22:52 |
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
Slam doors shut with a hardon.
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| August 20, 2010, 03:04 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
walk he mall (knew someone who streaked the mall near them)
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| August 20, 2010, 20:33 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
shovel snow
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| August 22, 2010, 04:29 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
QUOTE (kamarel @ August 22, 2010, 04:29)shovel snow
if it was legal i would do it if i was dared lol
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| August 22, 2010, 06:23 |
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wantubad2
54 / male
white creek, New York, US
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
never go to work naked,well unless that is your work anyway,lol
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| August 22, 2010, 10:24 |
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
Pee into the wind 
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| August 22, 2010, 22:30 |
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HD2008
64 / couple
coteau du lac, Quebec, Canada
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
it would swallow
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| August 23, 2010, 01:21 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
direct traffic with ur penis (<family guy lol)
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| August 23, 2010, 03:55 |
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
play poker...my anatomy would give away a good hand
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| August 24, 2010, 02:03 |
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sbaldwin84
33 / male
Hurst, Texas, US
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
Go skiing. Imagine the shrinkage.
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| August 24, 2010, 02:05 |
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thechunkyone
35 / male
elizabeth, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
QUOTE (KandyKock @ August 24, 2010, 02:03)play poker...my anatomy would give away a good hand
i always wanted to play strip (enter game here)
go into combat naked (unless ur clothes r a decoy for the enemy
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| August 24, 2010, 02:05 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
reheat food in the microwave I'm seem it was still sizzling and i stuck a fork in and got squirted by boiling grease all over my arm and burnt me good
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| September 12, 2010, 04:57 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
Meet your new mother in law
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| September 16, 2010, 13:47 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
QUOTE (Dutsji @ September 16, 2010, 13:47)Meet your new mother in law
You would find out, in a hurry, if she likes you or not
*grins*
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| September 16, 2010, 15:33 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Re: Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
QUOTE (kamarel @ September 16, 2010, 15:33) QUOTE (Dutsji @ September 16, 2010, 13:47)Meet your new mother in law
You would find out, in a hurry, if she likes you or not
*grins*
OMG! I just the the scariest image in my head . Not to mention I chocked on the drink I was drinking when I read this.You might never meet my mother now that I read this. lmao
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| September 16, 2010, 17:34 |
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tobig101
40 / male
Orlando, Florida, US
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
hahaha...barbaque!! lol
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| September 16, 2010, 17:50 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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OMG! I just the the scariest image in my head . Not to mention I chocked on the drink I was drinking when I read this.You might never meet my mother now that I read this. lmao
Hello Mrs Newbie, i think i can make an honest woman of your daughter.
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| September 16, 2010, 20:30 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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QUOTE (Dutsji @ September 16, 2010, 20:30)
OMG! I just the the scariest image in my head . Not to mention I chocked on the drink I was drinking when I read this.You might never meet my mother now that I read this. lmao
Hello Mrs Newbie, i think i can make an honest woman of your daughter.
Since when did I want an honest woman?
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| September 17, 2010, 00:15 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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Since when did I want an honest woman?
Be carefull, you re talking to her mom !!! Only say political correct thing. Cerainly because you were standing there naked 
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| September 17, 2010, 00:43 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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QUOTE (Dutsji @ September 17, 2010, 00:43)Since when did I want an honest woman?
Be carefull, you re talking to her mom !!! Only say political correct thing. Cerainly because you were standing there naked
I'm honest as you can be . I just happen to be very naughty too. My mother would shake her head laugh and walk away, thinking "she got what she deserved."
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| September 17, 2010, 00:54 |
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Dutsji
64 / male
Ergens, Netherlands
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I'm honest as you can be . I just happen to be very naughty too. My mother would shake her head laugh and walk away, thinking "she got what she deserved."
Sounds like a great mother in law. Although i did see her peeking at my d... , sorry at me ..
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| September 17, 2010, 01:08 |
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
Never walk into a bar naked...not a good look...on a hairy guy at least it isn't... 
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| September 27, 2010, 12:03 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Re: Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
QUOTE (monkeywithbrick @ September 27, 2010, 12:03)Never walk into a bar naked...not a good look...on a hairy guy at least it isn't...
But you do draw attention.
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| September 27, 2010, 21:22 |
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
Hike in the poison ivy infested woods
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| September 28, 2010, 16:17 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
i did that one this spring not even with shorts on ya should of seen my right leg
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| September 28, 2010, 16:39 |
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Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
never go swimming in a lake filled with snapping turtles...
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| September 28, 2010, 19:00 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Re: Things you shouldnt do when youre naked
QUOTE (monkeywithbrick @ September 27, 2010, 12:03)Never walk into a bar naked
Somebody has done this. I know it. I want to hear that story. I'm thinking this could be fun.
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