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Open Invitation
I hereby authorize anyone who is so inclined, to add me to their Naughty List without fear of legal repercussions initiated on my behalf. This is a limited time offer and applies to Ladies and Couples only. No offense is intended or implied toward members of the male persuasion.
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| August 12, 2010, 17:48 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Open Invitation
i would like to second that 
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| August 12, 2010, 20:02 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Open Invitation
Consider yourself added. Someday I might add something to my profile to at least give you a reason to add me. I just don't know if I would lock anything anyway. If I post something I don't normally care who sees it.
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| August 13, 2010, 05:34 |
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Re: Open Invitation
Thank you Newbie. I added you a long time ago. I dont have any locked pics either. I'm kinda boring.
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| August 13, 2010, 11:11 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Re: Open Invitation
Interesting you call yourself boring. I have read many of your posts and you are certainly not boring. Actually your interesting. However your profile is boring.SORRY... I think we should have a contest for the best or most interesting men's , women's and couples profiles. We could do straight, Bi, undecided, fetish and even misc. for those who don't fall into any category.They can have awards for best pictures,videos, most bazaar,largest group etc... Have other awards for best profile written about yourself. Funniest, dirtiest,most creative,worst spelling , most words used that don't really exist in the English language or any other language for that matter (I have some Australian friends who might win that one) etc...
I think it would be fun. Although it could be scary. I have read some that make my so called open mind go REALLY????
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| August 14, 2010, 21:31 |
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Re: Open Invitation
I've always loved Free's profile! I think that short piece of text really does showcases who he is.
Contests, been doing some thinking about that. The only prize we could offer is a month or so of free VIP membership, which means any members already a VIP wouldn't have much to gain and no reason to put forth an effort.
As we were discussing in the support forum, I would like to see some sort of promotion or effort to encourage more video uploads (No Free, I don't have a webcam anymore, so I won't be uploading anything anytime soon  )
We don't have any voting/rating system set up here, abs and unf never cared for that kind of thing and didn't want the site to veer towards becoming another popularity "rate me" site, so deciding who has the best photos, videos, best profile would be difficult to fairly deal with.
I think our last contest was a photo contest. Whoever uploaded the most photos by a set date.
We have discussed on occasion doing something in the way of a contest, it'll take some thinking and more discussing to make it fair, worth the effort of the members to participate, and with what unf is willing to do.
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| August 15, 2010, 00:38 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: Open Invitation
I'm really glad you posted this, Free. You have a great sense of humor and are a wonderful friend. To think what I would have missed if we had never met.
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| August 16, 2010, 03:09 |
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Re: Open Invitation
Due to the incredible response to this offer, I have decided to extend it until the end of the month. Thats right, it absolutely free! However, as this is a limited time offering, you must act now. Prior sales are excluded and sorry, no refunds. Offer applies to Earth members only. Inter-planetary site members and other life forms are excluded from this offer.
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| August 23, 2010, 13:50 |
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No aliens???? But....you're a perfect specimen for probing!
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| August 23, 2010, 14:01 |
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(laughing) Now that was so funny that I cant even come up with a smart ass remark! And that NEVER happens!
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| August 23, 2010, 14:23 |
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You've always been on my list Free, always thought I was more than enough of a handful for any man!  
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| August 24, 2010, 15:47 |
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Re: Open Invitation
I officially declare this offer to be back in effect for Summer, 2011
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| July 21, 2011, 15:04 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Open Invitation
QUOTE (freensleazy @ August 12, 2010, 17:48)I hereby authorize anyone who is so inclined, to add me to their Naughty List without fear of legal repercussions initiated on my behalf. This is a limited time offer and applies to Ladies and Couples only. No offense is intended or implied toward members of the male persuasion.
Dammit free, now you've done it, hurt the ole perves feelings. JUST KIDDING! (But you may be hearing from my attorney. Are you sared?) 
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| July 21, 2011, 20:17 |
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Re: Open Invitation
Just in...got this text message, perv.
He asked me to pass it on to you.
Mr. Perv
There is no evidence to prove without reasonable doubt that Mr. Free intentionally or illegally discrimated against anyone.
Signed
Jose Baez
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| July 21, 2011, 20:27 |
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Ah Chazzy, you always make me laugh!
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| July 21, 2011, 20:42 |
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I can give up a Klondike bar.
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| July 21, 2011, 20:52 |
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QUOTE (OOMG @ July 21, 2011, 20:52)I can give up a Klondike bar.
DUDE! Whats with you nd the Klondike bars lately???
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| July 21, 2011, 21:30 |
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What the hell is a Klondike Bar? and would I want one?
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| July 21, 2011, 21:31 |
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QUOTE (Josie34 @ July 21, 2011, 21:31)What the hell is a Klondike Bar? and would I want one?
The questions is, "what would you do for a Klondike bar"?
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| July 21, 2011, 23:17 |
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Re: Re: Re: Open Invitation
QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 21, 2011, 21:30) QUOTE (OOMG @ July 21, 2011, 20:52)I can give up a Klondike bar.
DUDE! Whats with you nd the Klondike bars lately???
Ya want one?
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| July 21, 2011, 23:20 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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QUOTE (Josie34 @ July 21, 2011, 21:31)What the hell is a Klondike Bar? and would I want one?
If I have this correct, it's basically vanilla ice cream, covered in a thin layer of chocolate. And they have other variations too. But I'm not one for many sweets, so I may be a little bit in error.
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| July 21, 2011, 23:30 |
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QUOTE (OOMG @ July 21, 2011, 23:20) QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 21, 2011, 21:30) QUOTE (OOMG @ July 21, 2011, 20:52)I can give up a Klondike bar.
DUDE! Whats with you nd the Klondike bars lately???
Ya want one?
I gave em up for Lent. But thanks for asking!
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| July 21, 2011, 23:41 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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you definitely want a Klondike Bar, i seen the vanilla ice cream ones dip in chocolate shell stuff and also got squares of chocolate that are dipped the same way and ya eat one ya want another....just like Eskimo pies lol
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| July 22, 2011, 02:34 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Guess I'm going to have to take this Chazzy/Free thing to another thread. Did'nt know it was like that. A secret match, mmmm. Ganging up on the ole perve, is a class 3 felony in Arizona. Not to mention it cross's state lines, makes this deal a federal case. We can let the judge sort this one out. Perve, did anyone tell your so full of shit, your blue eyes should be brown? All the time, dammit. The topic again was what?..... and go! 
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| July 22, 2011, 11:58 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 21, 2011, 20:27)Just in...got this text message, perv.
He asked me to pass it on to you.
Mr. Perv
There is no evidence to prove without reasonable doubt that Mr. Free intentionally or illegally discrimated against anyone.
Signed
Jose Baez
Jose would like to amend his first message to further state that he agrees there is definitly a DNA link between Mr. Free and Mr. Free's computer.
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| July 22, 2011, 20:08 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 22, 2011, 20:08) QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 21, 2011, 20:27)Just in...got this text message, perv.
He asked me to pass it on to you.
Mr. Perv
There is no evidence to prove without reasonable doubt that Mr. Free intentionally or illegally discrimated against anyone.
Signed
Jose Baez
Jose would like to amend his first message to further state that he agrees there is definitly a DNA link between Mr. Free and Mr. Free's computer.
Thats true, and its all your fault for your wise ass jokes that crack me up and make me spit beverages out of my mouth!
Your Honor? Arrest HER!
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| July 22, 2011, 20:29 |
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QUOTE (OOMG @ July 21, 2011, 23:17) QUOTE (Josie34 @ July 21, 2011, 21:31)What the hell is a Klondike Bar? and would I want one?
The questions is, "what would you do for a Klondike bar"?
and the answer is, if Ashkats description is correct....I would do pretty much anything!
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| July 22, 2011, 21:40 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Open Invitation
QUOTE (Josie34 @ July 22, 2011, 21:40) QUOTE (OOMG @ July 21, 2011, 23:17) QUOTE (Josie34 @ July 21, 2011, 21:31)What the hell is a Klondike Bar? and would I want one?
The questions is, "what would you do for a Klondike bar"?
and the answer is, if Ashkats description is correct....I would do pretty much anything!
Oh my, what's that strange feeling I'm having in my groin area? Just sitting here, holding this ice cream thing, thinking of my British heritage. Mmmm?
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| July 22, 2011, 23:16 |
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perveman
111 / male
Tucson, Arizona, US
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QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 22, 2011, 20:29) QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 22, 2011, 20:08) QUOTE (Chazzy @ July 21, 2011, 20:27)Just in...got this text message, perv.
He asked me to pass it on to you.
Mr. Perv
There is no evidence to prove without reasonable doubt that Mr. Free intentionally or illegally discrimated against anyone.
Signed
Jose Baez
Jose would like to amend his first message to further state that he agrees there is definitly a DNA link between Mr. Free and Mr. Free's computer.
Thats true, and its all your fault for your wise ass jokes that crack me up and make me spit beverages out of my mouth!
Your Honor? Arrest HER!
The D.A. has dismissed all charges on the grounds (wait for the technical terms), and I quote, "It's just plain silly, and the plaintive (that would be me), is a dumb-ass.
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| July 23, 2011, 12:53 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Open Invitation
QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 21, 2011, 23:41) QUOTE (OOMG @ July 21, 2011, 23:20) QUOTE (freensleazy @ July 21, 2011, 21:30) QUOTE (OOMG @ July 21, 2011, 20:52)I can give up a Klondike bar.
DUDE! Whats with you nd the Klondike bars lately???
Ya want one?
I gave em up for Lent. But thanks for asking!
It's ok. I understand completely. 
I gave up church for Lent.
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| July 23, 2011, 23:41 |
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