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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Good Manners
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked one of her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'"
The teacher fainted...
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| August 4, 2010, 21:44 |
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Re: Good Manners
(laughing) You've got the best jokes!
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| August 4, 2010, 21:48 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Good Manners
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| August 5, 2010, 03:17 |
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wantubad2
54 / male
white creek, New York, US
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Re: Good Manners
very funny,,love it 
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| August 5, 2010, 08:42 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Good Manners
well i would of said excuse me , i have to talk to a man about a horse.....
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| November 6, 2010, 18:00 |
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Re: Good Manners
and I would have said "I've got to see a man about a dog".
definitely not "Gotta take a slash" lol
or "point Percy at the porcelain".
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| November 7, 2010, 04:58 |
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