A little humor on "How to make a woman happy",,,,,,,,,,
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A little humor on "How to make a woman happy",,,,,,,,,,
. It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
54. give the authority but never expect her to be responsible
55. give her the last word no matter what the cost to your life and limb
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and
arrangements she makes.
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Fix him something to eat.
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| May 25, 2005, 12:20 |
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Re: A little humor on "How to make a woman happy",,,,,,,,,,
Aww hell! From my past bad experiences, I'd be happy with a man who met ONE requirement....
1# Be employed...and have the will to earn a living.
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| May 25, 2005, 12:34 |
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i know a lady who's boyfriend depended on what building work her house required next.
viz: double glazing yep she courted a glazier, re-carpeting yes a carpet-fitter was next on the list, decorator, builder, landscape gardner, the list was endless. she now has a nice house but a sad and sorrowfull life and very lonely: for now!
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| May 25, 2005, 18:41 |
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Re: A little humor on "How to make a woman happy",,,,,,,,,,
Lets see 10 years of marriage and I have got to number three on the list. How long before I can do all of them???? Never mind I really didn't want to live forever to find out 
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| May 26, 2005, 03:46 |
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Re: A little humor on "How to make a woman happy",,,,,,,,,,
Now You all Know Why I play for the National League!!
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| May 26, 2005, 07:55 |
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Re: A little humor on "How to make a woman happy",,,,,,,,,,
oh stop it, you little Hottie,,,,
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| May 26, 2005, 11:09 |
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| May 27, 2005, 06:58 |
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Re: Re: A little humor on "How to make a woman happy",,,,,,,,,,
QUOTE (kbateman @ May 27, 2005, 06:58)
Gawd do I love multidextrious women,,, 
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| May 28, 2005, 02:51 |
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