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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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RED-NECK VALENTINE
RED-NECK VALENTINE
Collards is green
My dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have
A sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
A-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's
And without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
Which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
But I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
Jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
Right out of the can.
You have som'a yore teeth,
For which I am proud;
I hold my head high
When we're in a crowd.
On special occasions,
When you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven,
And awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work,
They all want to know,
What I did to deserve
Such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape
Yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles
And fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug
A-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
Like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life
More than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight
Like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
Like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years,
Yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
With a RC cold drank,
We go together
Like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate
For Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses
On that special day
From the cooler at Kroger.
"That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
From a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
They explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds...
IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR
something i found credit due to who thought it up
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| July 3, 2010, 05:15 |
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Re: RED-NECK VALENTINE
I just love it!
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| July 3, 2010, 10:58 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: RED-NECK VALENTINE
had to be someone from here....lmao
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| July 3, 2010, 15:54 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: RED-NECK VALENTINE
i thought so to ,just cute found it back in 2007
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| July 3, 2010, 16:45 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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Re: RED-NECK VALENTINE
One of my favorites.
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| July 12, 2010, 05:33 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: RED-NECK VALENTINE
going to have to dig up some new ones 
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| March 12, 2012, 18:46 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: RED-NECK VALENTINE
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| March 12, 2012, 21:13 |
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