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daddy long-legs
a little girl was watching something on the sidewalk, it had her attention for a while, so her day asked her what she was looking at, she said two spiders were fighting. her dad came over and looked at them. "no, they are not fighting, they are mating..." he said.
"oh" said the girl..."well, what kind of spider is on top?" she asked.
"it's a Daddy Long-legs".
the girls said "so is the one on the bottom the mommy long legs?"
the dad just chuckled and said "no... they are both Daddy long-legs".
the girl took her shoe off and smashed them spiders with it.
her dad asked her why she did that?
"THAT SHIT MIGHT FLY IN CALIFORNIA, BUT NOT HERE IN TEXAS..."
 
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| June 28, 2010, 19:22 |
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yepper12
74 / male
Jeffersonville, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: daddy longlegs
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| June 28, 2010, 21:33 |
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Re: daddy longlegs
lol good one
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| June 29, 2010, 02:16 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: daddy long-legs
don't fly here in Wisconsin too i read they upheld the gay marriage ban we all voted for Thu a state wide referendum
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