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Guys.....not funny
Some things that some men do that I personally don't find to be funny....
Exaggerated belching....I may have giggled once, like back in third grade when the class clown did it, but no...a one time thing, hasn't amused me since then.
Any pose or movement (like the classic one cheek butt lift or leg hike) specifically to emphasize or draw attention to farting....never found that to be funny, not even in the third grade.
Any and every time the cordless drill is in your hand....please refrain from pointing it at my ass or my cooch and revving it...beyond not funny, crosses the line right on over to annoying. (My eye roll and lack of laughter the first dozen times should have been a strong clue)
Well, anyone else have a few more to add?
I love men, and I do have a sense of humor,(this very post is testament to that) I do love to laugh, I enjoy fun but....sometimes what guys think is funny....I don't.
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| June 9, 2010, 21:20 |
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Re: Guys.....not funny
I assure you, I, for one, have never done any of those things in front of you.
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| June 9, 2010, 21:29 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Re: Guys.....not funny
QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 9, 2010, 21:29)I assure you, I, for one, have never done any of those things in front of you.
your a gent...and I asume it wasn't your turn?
 
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| June 9, 2010, 23:04 |
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I am sure Chazzy I have never done any of those things in front of you either. 
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| June 10, 2010, 00:43 |
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Re: Guys.....not funny
yeah that stuff is just ignorant but you also forgot about scratching arm pit and smelling or sratching the ol ball sack in public lol thats awlful you dont do that in front ofwomen lol
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| June 10, 2010, 01:07 |
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I agree Carl...
Dutch Oven......so not funny
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| June 10, 2010, 01:34 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Guys.....not funny
i had a friend of mine, come up one day just as i was about to leave the convenience store, with my bottle of ice cold green tea, he comes up, says hello, yada, yada,, blah, blah, then he actually bends down so he can use my driver side mirror.... to start pinching his fuckin zits, (he does have a bad case of acne) I said u don't actually believe I'm going to sit here, with the fuckin sun beating down thru the window, just to give u a nice mirror to pinch ur fuckin pimples do u?? damn, ur right, some men do have a odd sense of humor. Now putting a exaggerated amount of make up & lipstick on some guys face when hes gotten drunk & passed out... now THATS FUNNY...lol
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| June 10, 2010, 03:12 |
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I joked earlier (go figure) but I agree with Chazzy. The things she mentioned as well as many more, are rude and disgusting. But one thing I've noticed is an increasing number of young girls belching and farting as loud as they possibly can. And its not as though they're doing it for a laugh or anything because none of their friends even seem to notice it. Another thing I've seen is when they walk out of a bathroom and do the Ace Ventura "Do NOT Go In There". How lady like. Whats next? Not bothering to close the bathroom door while theyre in there? Just like its not all guys, its not all girls either. Bad behavior is bad behavior, period.
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| June 10, 2010, 11:41 |
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QUOTE (Liberalwife @ June 9, 2010, 23:04) QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 9, 2010, 21:29)I assure you, I, for one, have never done any of those things in front of you.
your a gent...and I asume it wasn't your turn?
Libs? It never seems to be my turn!
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| June 10, 2010, 15:40 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Guys.....not funny
yep no stupid silly stuff from me
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| June 13, 2010, 04:17 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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One of my pet peeves. Why do men think it's funny to poor ice cold water on you when your in the shower? It might have been funny ONCE! I swear everyman does it like they are the first to think of it and they all think its funny and then there are the ones that think its funny to do it more than once. NO IT'S NOT FUNNY! IT'S ANNOYING.
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| June 16, 2010, 17:26 |
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wantubad2
54 / male
white creek, New York, US
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QUOTE (newbie1011 @ June 16, 2010, 17:26)One of my pet peeves. Why do men think it's funny to poor ice cold water on you when your in the shower? It might have been funny ONCE! I swear everyman does it like they are the first to think of it and they all think its funny and then there are the ones that think its funny to do it more than once. NO IT'S NOT FUNNY! IT'S ANNOYING.
I do not think it is funnty and wiould never do that to you newbie1011
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| June 16, 2010, 20:01 |
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QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 9, 2010, 21:29)I assure you, I, for one, have never done any of those things in front of you.
...and that would explain why I have never ever felt the urge to bitch slap the crap outta ya!
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| June 16, 2010, 21:16 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Guys.....not funny
PORING ICE COLD WATER ON SOME ONE IN A STEAMY SHOWER IS JUST PLAIN RUDE....but then a water fight on a nice hot day is just fun....bucket fulls, water balloon's, squirt guns,no ice cold water out of the hose either......all in good fun 
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| June 17, 2010, 04:43 |
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Water balloon fights in the summer, snowball fights in the winter ..... both are good but only if the guy keeps in mind to keep it lofty and playful...it's not dodgeball in gym class, so maybe not aim at the face or throw way too hard.
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| June 17, 2010, 18:38 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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Ashkats the the shock from the cold water and youre reaction to it is what makes it funny.
Chazzy, but if i lobb a snowball into the open v of a neckline....
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| June 17, 2010, 21:13 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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Kam If you do that to me when we are together you will have a cold weekend lol
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| June 18, 2010, 02:48 |
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twizztedick
47 / couple
deridder, Louisiana, US
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i live in the estergene capital of la. i share a one bathroom house with 4 count them 4 women ages 3 to 30something i can no longer use my own tolet i have to pee out side so i know i haven't done any of this thinks to any of you but........some times i just have to rebel and fart on one of them to feel like a man again and when i;m not looking i pay for being a man..i know what my problem is i'm a man and i'm breathing sorry to all the ladys out there that men have done this things to just remmember we are little boys inside still 
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| June 18, 2010, 03:48 |
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Re: Guys.....not funny
I love the "inner child" in all of us, I love the playfulness....but there is a huge difference between romantic fun playfulness, and rude, crude, locker room behavior.
Twizz, you poor guy! I can understand where you're coming from...you just need some guy time, a game or poker night, stuff like that to let the little boy in you out for a bit!
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| June 18, 2010, 13:14 |
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Re: Re: Re: Guys.....not funny
QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 16, 2010, 21:16) QUOTE (freensleazy @ June 9, 2010, 21:29)I assure you, I, for one, have never done any of those things in front of you.
...and that would explain why I have never ever felt the urge to bitch slap the crap outta ya!
Well, there was that ONE time! 
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| June 18, 2010, 18:59 |
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newbie1011
62 / female
The Shore, New Jersey, US
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PLEASE don't ever lose the little boy inside and forget how to have fun. I for one love men (Yes even with all your faults and even though you are always wrong. J/K) But I think what Chazzy means is the line between fun and cruel or mean especially at someone else's expense. Some just don't know the difference.I wouldn't ever want to be someone who didn't know how to be silly and have fun and I want a man who can do the same.So yes do your silly things and I will do mine so beware but don't cross the line.
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| June 19, 2010, 00:53 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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*Tickles newbie and runs*
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| June 19, 2010, 01:20 |
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Re: Guys.....not funny
I meant what I said...there's a difference between romantic playfulness and the rude, crude stuff.
(Cruel stuff would be a whole other not so fun topic)
The same stuff that makes your guy friends crack up and laugh won't be at all amusing to your female companion.
What you and the guys think is hilarious fun, can be just sophomoric and annoying to us (females)
We (women) do understand you a bit....for example, giving us the "dutch oven" ....we both know that is not funny, it's juvenile, it's an old trick, and it sure as hell means you're not gettin' any that night but...telling your guy friends about giving us the old dutch oven is probably freakin' hilarious to you.
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| June 19, 2010, 11:38 |
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twizztedick
47 / couple
deridder, Louisiana, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ June 18, 2010, 13:14)I love the "inner child" in all of us, I love the playfulness....but there is a huge difference between romantic fun playfulness, and rude, crude, locker room behavior.
Twizz, you poor guy! I can understand where you're coming from...you just need some guy time, a game or poker night, stuff like that to let the little boy in you out for a bit!
i left to go work on a friends truck they neuter my dam dog!!! i an the only male left and they keep givin me funny looks chazzy help me!!  
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| June 29, 2010, 05:42 |
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Re: Guys.....not funny
I agree with all that, Chazzy.
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| July 30, 2010, 15:42 |
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kamarel
60 / male
Alexandria, Louisiana, US
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QUOTE (Sexyvegan @ July 30, 2010, 15:42)I agree with all that, Chazzy.
*rolls eyes and pokes sexyvegan with a sharpened bendy straw*
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