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Liberalwife
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north, England, UK
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The Parcel
Sorry if this offends any one but it made me giggle!!!!!
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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.
A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.
The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note:
Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.
The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint.
A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.
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| May 20, 2010, 16:03 |
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Re: The Parcel
I am totally offended at your total lack of sensitivity toward the limb and follicle challenged
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| May 20, 2010, 17:37 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Re: The Parcel
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 20, 2010, 17:37)I am totally offended at your total lack of sensitivity toward the limb and follicle challenged
This just shows how ridiculously precious we have all been encouraged to become when it comes to political correctness. (And how we can prick the humourless, over-sensitive bubble with a decent joke!).....  
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| May 20, 2010, 18:42 |
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Re: The Parcel
I liked it...You got anything else in the locker.
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| May 20, 2010, 20:08 |
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Re: The Parcel
For those who dont know, Libs and I were just messing with eachother. Any harsh words we expressed were not meant that way because she's as big a smart ass as I am! 
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| May 20, 2010, 21:25 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: The Parcel
they should of included a bag of nuts too the he could of been a taffy apple.......my dad had a prosthetic leg I'm not offended
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| May 22, 2010, 05:22 |
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