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hightop
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pleasure beach, New Zealand
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dead duck
a woman brought a duck into the vets, as she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listen to the birds chest.
after a moment ot two the vet shook his head and sadly said your duck cuddles is dead.
the distressed woman cried are you sure
yes i am sure your duck is dead replied the vet.
how can you be so sure she said you havnt done any testing he may just be in a coma.
the vet rolled his eyes turned around and left the room. he returned a few moments later with a black labrador retriever as the ducks owner looked on in amazement the dog stood on his hind legs put his paws on the table sniffed the duck from top to bottom. he then looked at the vet and with sad eyes shook his head.
the vet patted the dog on the head and took it from the room a few minutes laterreturned with a cat. the cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the duck from head to foot, the cat sat back on its haunches shook its head meowed softly and strolled from the room.
the vet looked at the woman and said sorry this is most definatley a dead duck.
the vet turned to the computer hit a few keys and produced the billwhich he handed to the lady. the ducks owner stood in shock at the bill $150 just to tell me my duck is dead.
the vet shrugged im sorry if you had just taken my word for it it would have cost $20.
but with the lab report and the cat scan its now $150 
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| April 26, 2010, 23:08 |
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