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Did ya party this weekend?
One Star Hangover (*)
No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.
Two Star Hangover (**)
No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
Three Star Hangover (***)
Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.
Four Star Hangover (****)
Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day! brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.
Five Star Hangover (*****)
You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now....
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| May 16, 2005, 06:40 |
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Re: Did ya party this weekend?
Pretty good Chazzy, and funny, I don't ever qualify for even "one" star,,, the strongest drink I take would be a fruit Smoothie,,sorry.
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| May 17, 2005, 18:29 |
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Re: Did ya party this weekend?
I ate too much on Sunday. I had a hangover from that, but not from drink.
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| May 18, 2005, 05:13 |
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Re: Did ya party this weekend?
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| May 19, 2005, 21:58 |
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Re: Re: Did ya party this weekend?
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ May 19, 2005, 21:58)****
take 32 aspirin and go to bed.
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| May 20, 2005, 06:24 |
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pepper
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Re: Did ya party this weekend?
We party every weekend and I NEVER get a hangover, not even a * one, I just don't. It may have something to do with my size and metabloism, Warren prays to the porcelain god evey Sunday morning and cusses me out for vacuuming and cleaning, lol.
  
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| May 20, 2005, 06:53 |
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pepper
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Re: Did ya party this weekend?
Me Tab O Lism, geez Metabolism
Ab, you couldn't add a spell check could you?
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| May 20, 2005, 06:55 |
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Re: Re: Did ya party this weekend?
QUOTE (pepper @ May 20, 2005, 06:55)
Spell checker,,,, dont worry, we know what you mean,,,,and if you really get stuck on something Im sure KB will help ya out,,,, I cant spell that good either, so I just spell it the best I can and usually someone who knows how to spell it, will use the same word in a return post with the correct spelling, right KB,,,,, 
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| May 20, 2005, 13:17 |
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Re: Did ya party this weekend?
What's a hangover?...don't remember back that far... 
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| May 20, 2005, 13:41 |
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Re: Re: Did ya party this weekend?
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ May 20, 2005, 13:41)What's a hangover?...don't remember back that far...
Take a look at Peppers pictures. Now That's a hangover 
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| May 21, 2005, 04:07 |
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Re: Did ya party this weekend?
Your right Deye,,,and lookin good for being so hung-over,,,they look like they need to be held closely till the booze wears off 
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| May 21, 2005, 20:23 |
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pepper
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Re: Re: Did ya party this weekend?
QUOTE (hothands @ May 21, 2005, 20:23)Your right Deye,,,and lookin good for being so hung-over,,,they look like they need to be held closely till the booze wears off
Oooo, promises, promises, in any case, they love to be held closely, booze, hangovers, or just plain having sex with me!
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| May 21, 2005, 20:55 |
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Re: Did ya party this weekend?
In that case the intoxicating affects gererated by your closeness may never wear off,,,OOOOOH,,AAAHHH,,,OOOOOOH is very right,,,    3some .gif">
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