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texas hold'em???
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim
accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.. When he
bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed
Bob's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under
her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up
again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
Bob's wife followed and asked: 'Did you see anything
that you like under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well
indeed he did. She said: 'Well, you can have it, but it
will cost you $500.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and
moral costs of this offer, Jim confirmed that he was
interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday
afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house
around 2pm Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house
at 2pm sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of
$500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their
transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bob came home from work at 6pm and upon
arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house
this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Sue answered: 'Why yes, he did
stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.' Her heart
nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked:
'And did he give you $500?'
Sue, using her best poker face, replied: 'Well, yes, in
fact he did give me $500.'
Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his
wife by saying:
He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his
way home and pay me back.'
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player. 
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| April 17, 2010, 03:22 |
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hightop
50 / male
pleasure beach, New Zealand
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Re: texas hold'em???
lol very good and i play poker to lol
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| April 17, 2010, 22:50 |
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| April 18, 2010, 01:03 |
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wandering5tar
54 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: texas hold'em???
Hmmm, this is The Shipman's Tale from Chaucer's Canterbury Tales!
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| November 17, 2010, 19:04 |
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Re: texas hold'em???
thats a good one btw anyone have bobs wifes number lol
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| November 18, 2010, 02:08 |
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Re: Re: texas hold'em???
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ November 17, 2010, 19:04)Hmmm, this is The Shipman's Tale from Chaucer's Canterbury Tales!
yeah but who reads Chaucer these days?
lol,,apart from you Wandering5tar. But thanks..I gotta go find a copy to see for myself now.
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| November 18, 2010, 06:23 |
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Re: texas hold'em???
The Joke is good, I may convince hubs to take up poker
plus....I read Chaucer, doesn't everybody?
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| November 18, 2010, 13:42 |
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Re: Re: Re: texas hold'em???
QUOTE (longtack54 @ November 18, 2010, 06:23)
yeah but who reads Chaucer these days?
lol,,apart from you Wandering5tar. But thanks..I gotta go find a copy to see for myself now.
ok amend that to include..'and Josie34'..
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| November 18, 2010, 13:50 |
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JenTX
47 / female
East, Texas, US
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I do have a copy of canterbury tales and have read it.
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