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hightop
50 / male
pleasure beach, New Zealand
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a woman what instrument and why?
we were ask to describe a woman as an instrument our group said a VIOLIN.
as a violin in novice hands and used incorrectly makes a terrible noise, screeches and is misery to all around.
were a violin in a maestros hands and used correctly is a orchestrated harmony makes amazing nioses and is a joy to behold.
what instrument would you say and why ???
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| April 2, 2010, 03:37 |
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Re: a woman what instrument and why?
A piano, if i'm touched in the right places i will make all the right noises but miss and i will sound terrible   
Great question high 
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| April 2, 2010, 11:56 |
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Re: a woman what instrument and why?
Such a good post, I do hope you get plenty of replies.
Sometimes I feel more like a bass, kinda in the low "background", the constant. Sometimes, a metronome and keeping the timing and rhythm so the whole band or orchestra can work well together.
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| April 2, 2010, 11:59 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: a woman what instrument and why?
Sir Thomas Beecham once addressed a female viola player thus:
"Madam, you have between your legs one of the greatest pleasure giving instruments known to man; and all you can do is sit there and scratch it"
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| April 2, 2010, 12:27 |
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Re: a woman what instrument and why?
a drum of some sort...you can either tap on it, or pound on it... 
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| April 2, 2010, 14:46 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Re: a woman what instrument and why?
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ April 2, 2010, 12:27)Sir Thomas Beecham once addressed a female viola player thus:
"Madam, you have between your legs one of the greatest pleasure giving instruments known to man; and all you can do is sit there and scratch it"
" All she can do is scratch it?".. it appears Sir Beecham was lacking imagination.
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| April 2, 2010, 15:50 |
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Re: Re: a woman what instrument and why?
QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 2, 2010, 11:59)Such a good post, I do hope you get plenty of replies.
Sometimes I feel more like a bass, kinda in the low "background", the constant. Sometimes, a metronome and keeping the timing and rhythm so the whole band or orchestra can work well together.
a bass is one of the most important imstument plus im a bass player so....
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| April 3, 2010, 06:56 |
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luv2swallow
52 / couple
deridder, Louisiana, US
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Re: a woman what instrument and why?
i would probably say a harp it wonderful.
& plus theres very few people who can play me just like the harp.
ok i tried i probably messed it up .but i liked the topic
 
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| April 3, 2010, 12:11 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: a woman what instrument and why?
A saxaphone - because the most importsnt part of playing the sax is getting the tonguing right!
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| April 3, 2010, 13:58 |
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cjroxy
59 / couple
Hot and Balmy, England, UK
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Re: a woman what instrument and why?
would have to be an acoustic guitar, can be carressed slowly, lightly and lovingly and also plays hard!!! lol 
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| April 3, 2010, 21:39 |
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