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What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
What do you call it when masturbating ?? Are you choking your chicken...or maybe spanking the monkey...you call the shots.
 
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| May 2, 2005, 21:04 |
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juiccer
45 / male
southern, Utah, US
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Re: What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
I tend to "ruff up the suspect" once in awhile, many others include "punchin the clown" "wrestlin the champ" "flattening your toad" 
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| May 2, 2005, 21:42 |
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HARDNRAVEN
57 / male
Whittier, California, US
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Re: What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
I would have to say; OOOOOOOOOOOh what a relief!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
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| May 3, 2005, 03:47 |
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Re: What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
You people are sick. I never masturbate.
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| May 3, 2005, 04:25 |
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Re: Re: What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
QUOTE (kbateman @ May 3, 2005, 04:25)You people are sick. I never masturbate.
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| May 3, 2005, 07:51 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
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| May 3, 2005, 07:56 |
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69DNR42
57 / male
virginia beach, Virginia, US
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Re: What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
TOSSING OFF or RUBBING ONE OUT
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| May 3, 2005, 09:58 |
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Re: What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
rub one out. not bad. 
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| May 3, 2005, 13:12 |
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Re: Re: What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
QUOTE (kbateman @ May 3, 2005, 04:25)You people are sick. I never masturbate.
Seems to us that we remember a academy awards show a few monthes ago where that's all you did...besides eat chocolate !!!
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| May 3, 2005, 13:27 |
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Re: Re: Re: What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ May 3, 2005, 13:27) QUOTE (kbateman @ May 3, 2005, 04:25)You people are sick. I never masturbate.
Seems to us that we remember a academy awards show a few monthes ago where that's all you did...besides eat chocolate !!!
I have no idea at all what you are talking about. No Idea at all! NONE! Never Happened. LA La lalalalalalalalalala. <-- I hear noise. (didn't happen)
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| May 3, 2005, 14:06 |
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texas
70 / male
dallas, Texas, US
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Re: Re: What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
QUOTE (kbateman @ May 3, 2005, 04:25)You people are sick. I never masturbate.
Ok i'm going to bring chocolate  and do this  for you just this once; then if you don't get it sending hothand over there 
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| May 3, 2005, 15:09 |
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allon
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salisbury, England, UK
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Re: What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
'bashing the bishop', any male with the last name of bishop usually gets the nickname of 'basher'
5 knuckle shuffle.
gotta meeting with mrs palmer and her 5 lovely daughters.
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| May 4, 2005, 05:13 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
QUOTE (kbateman @ May 3, 2005, 14:06) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ May 3, 2005, 13:27) QUOTE (kbateman @ May 3, 2005, 04:25)You people are sick. I never masturbate.
Seems to us that we remember a academy awards show a few monthes ago where that's all you did...besides eat chocolate !!!
I have no idea at all what you are talking about. No Idea at all! NONE! Never Happened. LA La lalalalalalalalalala. <-- I hear noise. (didn't happen)
Uh huh, Suuuuuure, KB, I know exactly what they're talking about!!!!!!!!!!!
(BTW: Warren got me a 10 pounder of Godiva Chocolates a few days ago...I'd be happy to share with the three (or 4) of you.............)
And truthfully, I haven't had the ummmmm.........need..........to do it since October!
  
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| May 4, 2005, 09:57 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
QUOTE (pepper @ May 4, 2005, 09:57)
Uh huh, Suuuuuure, KB, I know exactly what they're talking about!!!!!!!!!!!
(BTW: Warren got me a 10 pounder of Godiva Chocolates a few days ago...I'd be happy to share with the three (or 4) of you..
I am not quite sure I am ready for another "extreme chocolate night." I had the shakes from that little accident for about 3 days.
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| May 4, 2005, 11:29 |
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Re: What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
Well we can't forget our Star Wars fans now..can we..
Do they 'whack their Wookie' or 'yank their Yoda',..maybe you prefer to do a 'Han solo'
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| May 4, 2005, 13:46 |
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Re: What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
I do occasionally have to "be my own best friend." Especially now that we both work different shifts. 
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| May 4, 2005, 17:06 |
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Re: What's your favorite phrase to describe masturbation ?
"In need of alone time" Or "getting reaquainted with Jill"
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